Grossest story...
So, this is is a story about the friend of the girlfriend of a guy i work with (i hope that made sense) .. last week she went out .. hooked up with this guy .. went home and didnt wanna fuck someone from the bar.. but she sucked his dick and what not. The next day her mouth was all red and inflamed and what not so she went to the doctor...She didnt want to tell him what shed done .. obviously.. but he said she had to, so she did. Doctor said she had worms in her mouth... and the only way she would have gotten them was if the guy was fuckin either animals or dead people... then she got pretty disgusted, because the guy had told her that he worked in a funeral parlor ... the worst part of it all ... is that the doctor said soap kills them, so that necropheliac she brought home from the bar.. didnt even shower after fuckin the dead chick ...
Just thought id share that with you lovely people...
and after a story like that.. i do believe i ought to go fuck myself eh?
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