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yuvalus 01-27-2005 08:49 PM

Grossest story...
 
So, this is is a story about the friend of the girlfriend of a guy i work with (i hope that made sense) .. last week she went out .. hooked up with this guy .. went home and didnt wanna fuck someone from the bar.. but she sucked his dick and what not. The next day her mouth was all red and inflamed and what not so she went to the doctor...She didnt want to tell him what shed done .. obviously.. but he said she had to, so she did. Doctor said she had worms in her mouth... and the only way she would have gotten them was if the guy was fuckin either animals or dead people... then she got pretty disgusted, because the guy had told her that he worked in a funeral parlor ... the worst part of it all ... is that the doctor said soap kills them, so that necropheliac she brought home from the bar.. didnt even shower after fuckin the dead chick ...

Just thought id share that with you lovely people...

and after a story like that.. i do believe i ought to go fuck myself eh?

Spunky 01-27-2005 08:52 PM

I love the dead before their cold...their rotting flesh for me to hold

David! 01-27-2005 08:54 PM

Man, that thing must have smelled pretty bad to have worms living on it :(

wargames 01-27-2005 08:56 PM

Disgusting. :disgust

yuvalus 01-27-2005 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by PussyMan
Man, that thing must have smelled pretty bad to have worms living on it :(

Exactly my thoughts... i dont know how dumb this lady is .. but im glad i only know of her thru someone else.... gross

thefool 01-27-2005 08:58 PM

Actually, reminds me of this chic. About 6 months ago I was in this yahoo chatroom and this chic was on VC crying her ass off, said she wasnt sure what to do, she was pregnant with their 2nd child, has a 2 yrs old, cant work because she has a bad back, (hows she gonna pay for the trailer's lot rent), etc. So she married this guy who works in a funeral parlor and she was cleaning out the closet, sorting & packing away the clothes that don't fit her (she's pregnant) and she found a shoe box in the closet. She opened it up and in it, was 100's of photos of her husband FUCKING dead woman at his job! He was sposed to put the make up on them & dress them up, apparently he was a BIG fan of his own work. Sick fuck, anyway, she wasnt sure if she should turn him in to the cops or divorce him. She was crying and upset, it was major drama. Not sure what happened but its a story you never forget. ;)

yuvalus 01-27-2005 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by wargames
Disgusting. :disgust

I live in Utica......

yuvalus 01-27-2005 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thefool
Actually, reminds me of this chic. About 6 months ago I was in this yahoo chatroom and this chic was on VC crying her ass off, said she wasnt sure what to do, she was pregnant with their 2nd child, has a 2 yrs old, cant work because she has a bad back, (hows she gonna pay for the trailer's lot rent), etc. So she married this guy who works in a funeral parlor and she was cleaning out the closet, sorting & packing away the clothes that don't fit her (she's pregnant) and she found a shoe box in the closet. She opened it up and in it, was 100's of photos of her husband FUCKING dead woman at his job! He was sposed to put the make up on them & dress them up, apparently he was a BIG fan of his own work. Sick fuck, anyway, she wasnt sure if she should turn him in to the cops or divorce him. She was crying and upset, it was major drama. Not sure what happened but its a story you never forget. ;)

Makes you wonder bout yer grandma when she goes ... lol crazy fockers

Kapitan Ivanov II 01-27-2005 09:01 PM

I sail necro-porn.


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