MY Dumbassed Neighbors are pouring hot water on their front steps to melt the snow. - GoFuckYourself.com

Fred Quimby · 01-22-2005, 12:23 PM

These people are so friggin stuipd it makes me wonder how they could afford a 700k house.

NaughtyRob · 01-22-2005, 12:23 PM

Brilliant, clear the snow and create a thin, invisible sheet of ice.

Manowar · 01-22-2005, 12:25 PM

reminds me of the time a friend of mines family were throwing sugar everywhere because they hadnt got any salt and couldnt go out to get any

MattO · 01-22-2005, 12:26 PM

Hose down their door late tonight so it freezes shut

Mefo · 01-22-2005, 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Manowar

reminds me of the time a friend of mines family were throwing sugar everywhere because they hadnt got any salt and couldnt go out to get any

haha that's really fucked up lol

paxton · 01-22-2005, 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by MattO

Hose down their door late tonight so it freezes shut

Fred Quimby · 01-22-2005, 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by ContentProducer

Brilliant, clear the snow and create a thin, invisible sheet of ice.

You should see when the father was mowing the lawn this past summer. He just walked around in a random pattern. Then when the bag gets full of grass and the mower stalls,,,he thinks the gas tank is empty and pours more gas in.

CC · 01-22-2005, 12:28 PM

Now that's entertaining

I like my neighbor much more, he's snow-blowing my driveway as I speak!! Very cool guy.

Babagirls · 01-22-2005, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Fred Quimby

You should see when the father was mowing the lawn this past summer. He just walked around in a random pattern. Then when the bag gets full of grass and the mower stalls,,,he thinks the gas tank is empty and pours more gas in.

LMFAO!

Fred Quimby · 01-22-2005, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by MattO

Hose down their door late tonight so it freezes shut

Ha Ha,,then I'll take the snow shovels they keep by the front door.

We are getting 1-2 feet they now say. How funny would that be tomorrow if they didn't have snow shovels?

sexdwarf · 01-22-2005, 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Fred Quimby

These people are so friggin stuipd it makes me wonder how they could afford a 700k house.

we must have the same neighbors... every year the same thing; until last year the old woman slipped, fell right on her elbow which cracked in who knows how many ways and she STILL has problems using that arms for lifting things... at least it's not purple and swollen 50x it's original size anymore...

how many inches are already sticking in LI? here on SI we have at least 1.5 inches stuck so far...

foolio · 01-22-2005, 12:50 PM

here in SD we just put sand from the beach in the grass for the hell of it

Fatalspeed · 01-22-2005, 12:51 PM

hope they break their neck, the less stupid people the better

Furious_Male · 01-22-2005, 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fred Quimby

You should see when the father was mowing the lawn this past summer. He just walked around in a random pattern. Then when the bag gets full of grass and the mower stalls,,,he thinks the gas tank is empty and pours more gas in.

that is funny.

69pornlinks · 01-22-2005, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Fred Quimby

You should see when the father was mowing the lawn this past summer. He just walked around in a random pattern. Then when the bag gets full of grass and the mower stalls,,,he thinks the gas tank is empty and pours more gas in.

you gotte be fuckin kiddin

UltraSonic · 01-22-2005, 02:10 PM

You live next to The Osbournes?

Mike Okitch · 01-22-2005, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Fatalspeed

hope they break their neck, the less stupid people the better

Darwin awards at it's finest

Lev · 01-22-2005, 02:18 PM

LOL...some entertainment in this cold weather

JayJay · 01-22-2005, 02:22 PM

A friend mine of poured boiled water to clear the ice from his windscreen,
Later He didn't understand where the massive crack across the screen came from

Nader · 01-22-2005, 02:25 PM

swedguy · 01-22-2005, 02:28 PM

Your neighbor seems to be a real winner

Hey You . . . I Know You! · 01-22-2005, 02:34 PM

Remember those people (in the news) who wanted to fix their fuel line freeze-up so they tried heating up their gasoline in an open pan on a their stove? Needless to say they learned.

Entropy · 01-22-2005, 02:37 PM

what a dumbass neighbor you have there

thefool · 01-22-2005, 02:40 PM

I never understood Pollock jokes until I moved in next door to my neighbors. The wife is constantly running the vaccum cleaner from 6am til 6pm, (that or walking around and playing the violin nude with no curtains). The husband is the worst though. He comes home each day and spends an hr vaccuming out his vehicle, then he USED to leave the doors part way open. I came home one night (shortly after I moved in) and said, "sir your door is open" as he was heading into his house. He said "its airing out" and I said, "the inside lights on, won't the battery go dead?" He insisted that he does it all the time, and no. So about a week later, there he is (middle of summer) out there with his wifes car trying to jump it. After that incident, he started PLUGGING it in everynight. Which I've since been told that this doesn't keep your battery from going dead, but keeps something from freezing and people only plug in, in the winter. (I'm not a mechanic, so was news to me, but its best not to share it with him). So a week later, he was jumping it again, so he came up with a new plan, now he rolls down the window's, and takes a TOWEL and puts it over the top of the door frame and closes the door, that way the snow & rain dont get in and it still airs out. Now, my concern is this, WHAT DOES HE DO IN THERE, than smells so damn bad? Another example of their sheer intelligence, a few months ago I'm smelling something burning, I thought my house was on fire. I run downstairs and look around, nothing, I go out back, and there's the neighbor running out of his house in his underwear screaming in polish (no clue what he was saying) and throwing a flaming toaster over the deck out into the grass. Then, instead of using the bbq tongs that were 3 ft away and plucking the toast out, he ran back into the house and came back out and he dumped a GIANT bag of flour all over the toaster, in the backyard. Oh, and as for sand, I don't understand it, but they poured sand all over the flower bed & around the trees in their front yard. AFTER the wife had been out there planting seeds & bulbs a few days before. Something tells me that Kids PLAY SAND isn't going to give them the same effectiveness as some nice Top Soil, maybe thats why all summer they had 1 lone sunflower bloom and nothing else. Glad, others have wacky neighbors too.

Spunky · 01-22-2005, 02:40 PM

But it does work ...for a few minutes

Rui · 01-22-2005, 02:52 PM

Dunno why but Darwin comes to my mind after reading your story...lol

TurboAngel · 01-22-2005, 02:54 PM

LMFAO

tungsten · 01-22-2005, 02:54 PM

i wish i had stupid neighbors like that :D

swoop · 01-22-2005, 03:06 PM

tell em to go out in about four hours and walk around to see the good job they did

Poland · 01-22-2005, 03:15 PM

lol thefool thats a fucked story, some poles may not be the brightest but hey, we sure makes some good fucking food

Violetta · 01-22-2005, 03:23 PM

Hahaha. great info!

KRL · 01-22-2005, 03:30 PM

Why you folks live in the frigid northern states is beyond me.

Fuck that!

Paparazzi · 01-22-2005, 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by KRL

Why you folks live in the frigid northern states is beyond me.

Fuck that!

I know this girl. Her name is Air Brush

tranza · 01-22-2005, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by KRL

Why you folks live in the frigid northern states is beyond me.

Fuck that!

I second that. That's why I live in Brazil.

wes · 01-22-2005, 03:48 PM

haha losers.

Hey You . . . I Know You! · 01-22-2005, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by KRL

Why you folks live in the frigid northern states is beyond me.

Is that an invite?

How many GFY board members can you house?

flashfire · 01-22-2005, 04:17 PM

warm weather gets boring and we dont have to put up with hurricanes

MailSolutions · 01-22-2005, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by MattO

Hose down their door late tonight so it freezes shut

LOL YOU SCUMBAG

NiTe-HaWk · 01-22-2005, 04:21 PM

That is funny stuff. Should try hosing down the door lol

psyko514 · 01-22-2005, 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by KRL

Why you folks live in the frigid northern states is beyond me.

Fuck that!

That's the best argument I've ever heard for moving down south!

Kevsh · 01-22-2005, 06:14 PM

This reminds of a true story years a few years ago. A friend of mine was on a work/study at a fire station (yes, he was studying to become a fireman) and they got a call in the middle of winter from some frantic Indian man claiming his house was on fire.

When they got there they found his driveway smouldering but thankfully, the house wasn't touched. They asked what happened and he told them (in a thick Indian accent of course) that the bloody-kiss-me-ass snow was too high and so he poured gasoline over this driveway and lit a match.

Unfortunately, the Indian man was unharmed.

Darwin, where are you????

01-22-2005, 12:23 PM	#1
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thefool Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: ICQ 341530034 Posts: 1,593	I never understood Pollock jokes until I moved in next door to my neighbors. The wife is constantly running the vaccum cleaner from 6am til 6pm, (that or walking around and playing the violin nude with no curtains). The husband is the worst though. He comes home each day and spends an hr vaccuming out his vehicle, then he USED to leave the doors part way open. I came home one night (shortly after I moved in) and said, "sir your door is open" as he was heading into his house. He said "its airing out" and I said, "the inside lights on, won't the battery go dead?" He insisted that he does it all the time, and no. So about a week later, there he is (middle of summer) out there with his wifes car trying to jump it. After that incident, he started PLUGGING it in everynight. Which I've since been told that this doesn't keep your battery from going dead, but keeps something from freezing and people only plug in, in the winter. (I'm not a mechanic, so was news to me, but its best not to share it with him). So a week later, he was jumping it again, so he came up with a new plan, now he rolls down the window's, and takes a TOWEL and puts it over the top of the door frame and closes the door, that way the snow & rain dont get in and it still airs out. Now, my concern is this, WHAT DOES HE DO IN THERE, than smells so damn bad? Another example of their sheer intelligence, a few months ago I'm smelling something burning, I thought my house was on fire. I run downstairs and look around, nothing, I go out back, and there's the neighbor running out of his house in his underwear screaming in polish (no clue what he was saying) and throwing a flaming toaster over the deck out into the grass. Then, instead of using the bbq tongs that were 3 ft away and plucking the toast out, he ran back into the house and came back out and he dumped a GIANT bag of flour all over the toaster, in the backyard. Oh, and as for sand, I don't understand it, but they poured sand all over the flower bed & around the trees in their front yard. AFTER the wife had been out there planting seeds & bulbs a few days before. Something tells me that Kids PLAY SAND isn't going to give them the same effectiveness as some nice Top Soil, maybe thats why all summer they had 1 lone sunflower bloom and nothing else. Glad, others have wacky neighbors too.

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Kevsh Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: TO Posts: 8,619	This reminds of a true story years a few years ago. A friend of mine was on a work/study at a fire station (yes, he was studying to become a fireman) and they got a call in the middle of winter from some frantic Indian man claiming his house was on fire. When they got there they found his driveway smouldering but thankfully, the house wasn't touched. They asked what happened and he told them (in a thick Indian accent of course) that the bloody-kiss-me-ass snow was too high and so he poured gasoline over this driveway and lit a match. Unfortunately, the Indian man was unharmed. Darwin, where are you????