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10-30-2001, 12:40 AM
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Location: Kharkov, Russia
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Are you fuck your wife or girlfriend in ass ?
I had conversation with my friend about it, her wife do not let him in her ass,
He told that he cant see the shit on his cock, but then he admitted that he wants to fuck but he cant persuade her wife that anal sex is greatest sex ! Advise him how he must persuade his wife, or you not agree with me!? [This message has been edited by NewDizzy (edited 10-30-2001).] |
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10-30-2001, 12:44 AM
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10-30-2001, 12:49 AM
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Try GHB, it works wonders.
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10-30-2001, 12:49 AM
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Jesus loves bacon
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yeah, I hate when my shirt is on my cock, then I can't see it and end getting vuiolent with my cock and end up cumming in my iown eye...stings like a motherfucker too.....but those goddamn cotton shirts, they're the work of the devil I tell ya...and not in the good way...
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10-30-2001, 01:01 AM
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Jesus loves bacon
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check this... I'm english speaking and yet with my typing about as intelligible as the first post...
thank goodness for my new "SykkBoy Teaches Tuping CDROM" is coming out soon...proceeds from that will pay for my new typing lessons ;))) ------------------ Making Bank Make $42 per TRIAL signup with over 100 sites plus webmaster tools like console and doorway generators and more Evil is as evil does Dark Dollars |
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10-30-2001, 01:08 AM
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Blow Me U Geeks
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Is shirt a new condom? I dont like wearing shirts on my dick, maybe if I put a bow tie on it , if you wear shirts on your dick I think you should post a pic of it, maybe it could be a new niche to sell,
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10-30-2001, 01:14 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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maybe convince her to become a lesbian -- then you can have 3-ways... and fuck the other girl in the ass while your wife watches... ehhh??
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10-30-2001, 01:14 AM
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anal sex, shirts on cocks, cumming in your eyes, what a wonderfull conversation! hehe
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10-30-2001, 01:43 AM
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See the key to fucking your wife in the ass is to get her so drunk that she can hardly stand then start fucking her regular, bend her over and get some Crisco and just do it, if she's drunk enough she'll hardly notice.
THEN, the next morning go on and on about how she begged you to fuck her in the ass (she'll feel it if you did it right, not to mention the Crisco stains in her drawers) and she'll realize that when she's blind drunk she's a freak, this will get her thinking and then the next itme you're fucking her when she's sober she'll ask you to fuck her in the ass because she'll be curious as hell. THEN you do it real gentle, and if she likes it: YOU'RE TAPPIN' THAT ASS!!!!! I call this the Jimmy3way Method? |
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10-30-2001, 01:48 AM
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What i normally do is start going doggy style, then slip it in the ass and play dumb. "Huh, what do you mean my dick is in your ass? I think i know what hole i'm in."
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10-30-2001, 01:50 AM
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lol gary!
good method. |
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10-30-2001, 01:53 AM
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10-30-2001, 01:59 AM
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man, i remember liquid g/ghb from back in college, 2 caps full made you feel like you just took 10 shots.. ahh memories
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10-30-2001, 02:21 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Jesus guys. This is the funniest post so far this week. Hey Lensman, can we have a contest for the funniest post? If so this gets my vote. I am in tears over here.
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10-30-2001, 05:23 AM
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Fuck that was funny....But whats GBH??
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10-30-2001, 05:47 AM
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GHB what is it?
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10-30-2001, 07:10 AM
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it is a chemical that is odorless, tastless and colorless, and will fuck you up, often sold as cleaning sulotion on the internet. also known as the Date rape drug, because of its abilities to put your ass deep in a trance
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10-30-2001, 07:22 AM
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Jimmy3way is onto something there with getting your wifey drunk. I know that every blue moon, when my wifey is drunk, she gets wild and she'll tell me to fuck her ass, so there ya go, when she's drunk, fuck her more often, he he he. If she doesn't give in, then do it Jimmy-style, he he he.
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10-30-2001, 12:21 PM
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We like to use a creme that my
girlfriend likes to call.. "booty nummer". Be careful when ya hit the inner ring... it's a deal breaker, if you plow through it. Before you start you will want to test her pucker. Get a pecan and slip it into the edge of her pooter. Then make her sniff pepper until she sneezes. If the pecan cracks, it's too dangerous for you to enter. Loosen the toot pipe with a salad spoon until you can hear air escaping around the pecan during the pepper test. |
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10-30-2001, 12:27 PM
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bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
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Damn I cannot quit laughing!
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10-30-2001, 12:27 PM
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used to be legal but banned because of abuse. "Most users find that GHB induces a pleasant state of relaxation and tranquility. Frequent effects are placidity, sensuality, mild euphoria, and a tendency to verbalize. Anxieties and inhibitions tend to dissolve into a feeling of emotional warmth, wellbeing, and pleasant drowsiness. The ?morning after? effects of GHB lack the unpleasant or debilitating characteristics associated with alcohol and other relaxation-oriented drugs. In fact, many users report feeling particularly refreshed, even energized, the next day." |
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10-30-2001, 12:39 PM
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you get lots of lube... and go fuck like rabid rabbits, then with one missed thrust, you hit the "wrong" hole
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10-30-2001, 12:45 PM
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It's for when a woman doesnt quite trust you... With GHB....NO means Yes!!! |
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10-30-2001, 12:57 PM
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Jesus loves bacon
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Rip!!
be careful doing it that way...I had a bud who tried the old "switcheroo" and ended up tearing cartlidge in his dick..he hit her taint full speed...couldn't have sex for almost 6 months afterwards...when he'd piss, he's cry like a fucking baby...so being the assholes we are, myself and my other buddies would be sitting there watching the WWF on the television and one of us would throw a rubber ball at this friend's nuts....he'\d cry like a baby... ok, kidding about the rubber ball to the nuts, but he majorly fucked himself up try to "trick" his wife into a backdoor entrance...was kind of funny, she left him for another dude cause he couldn't have sex for awhile... ------------------ Making Bank Make $42 per TRIAL signup with over 100 sites plus webmaster tools like console and doorway generators and more Evil is as evil does Dark Dollars |
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10-30-2001, 01:10 PM
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throwing a ball at your friends nuts...or watching WWF  |
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10-30-2001, 01:14 PM
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it was ruined for me when you started talking about "air escaping"
fucking gross man. hahaha |
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10-30-2001, 01:14 PM
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Jesus loves bacon
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I dont know what's worse....throwing a ball at your friends nuts...or watching WWF
============================================ well, since Vinnie Mac bought out the WCW and ECW...... hey is WOW still around? I dig chick wrestlers...especially the psycho one Jacklyn Hyde...what a hottie... speaking of WWF, anyone else thinking of hitting Toronto for Wrestlemania? Maybe get a group of webmasters to descend upon Toronto and raise hell...maybe get "boring" chants going during the obligatory Rock-Austin match... ------------------ Making Bank Make $42 per TRIAL signup with over 100 sites plus webmaster tools like console and doorway generators and more Evil is as evil does Dark Dollars |
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10-30-2001, 01:18 PM
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anyone ever been going at it and pull your cock out of her ass and theres a big turd stuck to the head of your cock?
and it takes 5 mins to get it all wiped off |
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10-30-2001, 01:32 PM
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I'll tell ya what hurts... The first time I ever tried to have sex, we were on a concrete slab, behind a skating rink. When I tried to put it in, it wouldn't go... so I pushed harder and it slipped. I scraped the head of my penis across the concrete. I didn't cry, but did make "puppy whining" noises for about an hour. Needless to say... we stayed virgins for another 3 weeks. |
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10-30-2001, 01:46 PM
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no thanks,,fucking in the ass is one step closer to homosexuality if you ask me,,
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10-30-2001, 01:55 PM
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10-30-2001, 01:57 PM
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10-30-2001, 02:01 PM
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10-30-2001, 02:08 PM
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you guys are fucking hilarious !
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10-30-2001, 02:13 PM
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10-30-2001, 02:27 PM
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This may sound very weird..
But when I was 24, my girlfriend at the time (who was 18) was a virgin. Now check this out.. this girl was fine. So fine in fact, I had trouble believing she'd never been tapped. But sure enough, through many disheartening attempts, I failed over & over again. She just wouldn't give up her pussy. I'd eat her out..she'd blow me. But that's about it. Then one night, right after trying for the upteenth time to get some, she out of NOWHERE says to me, "How about if we try anal sex? I'll still be a vigin then, right?" BAM! God was on my side that day! I thought I literally had died and gone to heaven. So naturally, I assured her viginity would be safe and whipped out the KY. I was sooooo fuckin excited I was finally gonna get some from this beautiful girl, (let alone get to fuck her in the tightest of her 3 holes) I came 10 strokes in....! Ahh, memories... My current gf will barely let me touch her anus let alone fuck it. But it's alright..If I ever feel like fucking some hot chick in the ass and gettin my salad tossed.. I know a great massage parlor I can always go to in Gardena.  ------------------ Topbucks - $40 per trial! $250 bonus for signing up! Adultfriendfinder - Up to $.75 click thru! $100 sign up bonus! Webmasters - Lets trade clean sites. Plus submit your galleries. |
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10-30-2001, 02:31 PM
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10-30-2001, 02:58 PM
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I just use the "slip a finger in her ass while she comes on my face" trick to loosen her up about it.
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10-30-2001, 03:18 PM
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10-30-2001, 03:20 PM
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Hey I went to a party and I found this stuff called HerAssmint LMAO I bought it, thought it was the funniest stuff I seen. The lady swore its for numbing the throat so you can suck deeper, LMAO gg ------------------ Good Girls Swallow TGP  Good Girls Clean Gallery List Eraser Cash Synergy Design & Technologies |
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10-30-2001, 03:35 PM
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Or you could say this...
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