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Are you fuck your wife or girlfriend in ass ?

10-29-2001, 10:40 PM

I had conversation with my friend about it, her wife do not let him in her ass,
He told that he cant see the shit on his cock, but then he admitted that he wants to fuck but he cant persuade her wife that anal sex is greatest sex !
Advise him how he must persuade his wife, or you not agree with me!?

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10-29-2001, 10:44 PM

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10-29-2001, 10:49 PM

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10-29-2001, 10:49 PM

yeah, I hate when my shirt is on my cock, then I can't see it and end getting vuiolent with my cock and end up cumming in my iown eye...stings like a motherfucker too.....but those goddamn cotton shirts, they're the work of the devil I tell ya...and not in the good way...

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10-29-2001, 11:01 PM

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10-29-2001, 11:08 PM

Is shirt a new condom? I dont like wearing shirts on my dick, maybe if I put a bow tie on it , if you wear shirts on your dick I think you should post a pic of it, maybe it could be a new niche to sell,
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10-29-2001, 11:14 PM

maybe convince her to become a lesbian -- then you can have 3-ways... and fuck the other girl in the ass while your wife watches... ehhh??

am I a geuius or what?

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10-29-2001, 11:14 PM

anal sex, shirts on cocks, cumming in your eyes, what a wonderfull conversation! hehe

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10-29-2001, 11:43 PM

See the key to fucking your wife in the ass is to get her so drunk that she can hardly stand then start fucking her regular, bend her over and get some Crisco and just do it, if she's drunk enough she'll hardly notice.

THEN, the next morning go on and on about how she begged you to fuck her in the ass (she'll feel it if you did it right, not to mention the Crisco stains in her drawers) and she'll realize that when she's blind drunk she's a freak, this will get her thinking and then the next itme you're fucking her when she's sober she'll ask you to fuck her in the ass because she'll be curious as hell.

THEN you do it real gentle, and if she likes it:

YOU'RE TAPPIN' THAT ASS!!!!!

I call this the Jimmy3way Method?

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10-29-2001, 11:48 PM

What i normally do is start going doggy style, then slip it in the ass and play dumb. "Huh, what do you mean my dick is in your ass? I think i know what hole i'm in."

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10-29-2001, 11:50 PM

lol gary!

good method.

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10-29-2001, 11:53 PM

Originally posted by Exxxotica:
Try GHB, it works wonders.

that shit's still around?

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10-29-2001, 11:59 PM

man, i remember liquid g/ghb from back in college, 2 caps full made you feel like you just took 10 shots.. ahh memories

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10-30-2001, 12:21 AM

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10-30-2001, 03:23 AM

Fuck that was funny....But whats GBH??
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10-30-2001, 03:47 AM

GHB what is it?

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10-30-2001, 05:10 AM

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10-30-2001, 05:22 AM

Jimmy3way is onto something there with getting your wifey drunk. I know that every blue moon, when my wifey is drunk, she gets wild and she'll tell me to fuck her ass, so there ya go, when she's drunk, fuck her more often, he he he. If she doesn't give in, then do it Jimmy-style, he he he.

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10-30-2001, 10:21 AM

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10-30-2001, 10:27 AM

Damn I cannot quit laughing!
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10-30-2001, 10:27 AM

Originally posted by jimmyf:
GHB what is it?

Jim

GHB, aka gamma-hydroxybutyrate.
used to be legal but banned because of abuse.

"Most users find that GHB induces a pleasant state of relaxation and tranquility. Frequent effects are placidity, sensuality, mild euphoria, and a tendency to verbalize. Anxieties and inhibitions tend to dissolve into a feeling of emotional warmth, wellbeing, and pleasant drowsiness. The ?morning after? effects of GHB lack the unpleasant or debilitating characteristics associated with alcohol and other relaxation-oriented drugs. In fact, many users report feeling particularly refreshed, even energized, the next day."

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10-30-2001, 10:39 AM

you get lots of lube... and go fuck like rabid rabbits, then with one missed thrust, you hit the "wrong" hole

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10-30-2001, 10:45 AM

Originally posted by jimmyf:
GHB what is it?

Jim

It's for when a woman doesnt quite trust you...

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10-30-2001, 10:51 AM

Gallons of Wesson oil and an inflatable pool placed conspicuoulsy in the living room.
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10-30-2001, 10:57 AM

Rip!!
be careful doing it that way...I had a bud who tried the old "switcheroo" and ended up tearing cartlidge in his dick..he hit her taint full speed...couldn't have sex for almost 6 months afterwards...when he'd piss, he's cry like a fucking baby...so being the assholes we are, myself and my other buddies would be sitting there watching the WWF on the television and one of us would throw a rubber ball at this friend's nuts....he'\d cry like a baby...

ok, kidding about the rubber ball to the nuts, but he majorly fucked himself up try to "trick" his wife into a backdoor entrance...was kind of funny, she left him for another dude cause he couldn't have sex for awhile...

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10-30-2001, 11:10 AM

Originally posted by SykkBoy2:
Rip!!
be careful doing it that way...I had a bud who tried the old "switcheroo" and ended up tearing cartlidge in his dick..he hit her taint full speed...couldn't have sex for almost 6 months afterwards...when he'd piss, he's cry like a fucking baby...so being the assholes we are, myself and my other buddies would be sitting there watching the WWF on the television and one of us would throw a rubber ball at this friend's nuts....he'\d cry like a baby...

ok, kidding about the rubber ball to the nuts, but he majorly fucked himself up try to "trick" his wife into a backdoor entrance...was kind of funny, she left him for another dude cause he couldn't have sex for awhile...

I dont know what's worse....
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10-30-2001, 11:14 AM

it was ruined for me when you started talking about "air escaping"

fucking gross man. hahaha

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10-30-2001, 11:14 AM

I dont know what's worse....throwing a ball at your friends nuts...or watching WWF
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well, since Vinnie Mac bought out the WCW and ECW......

hey is WOW still around? I dig chick wrestlers...especially the psycho one Jacklyn Hyde...what a hottie...

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10-30-2001, 11:18 AM

anyone ever been going at it and pull your cock out of her ass and theres a big turd stuck to the head of your cock?

and it takes 5 mins to get it all wiped off

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10-30-2001, 11:32 AM

Originally posted by Speedy26:
it was ruined for me when you started talking about "air escaping"

fucking gross man. hahaha

But reaming out her ass with a salad spoon didn't do a thing to ya? LMAO

I'll tell ya what hurts...
The first time I ever tried to have sex, we were on a concrete slab, behind a skating rink. When I tried to put it in, it wouldn't go... so I pushed harder and it slipped. I scraped the head of my penis across the concrete. I didn't cry, but did make "puppy whining" noises for about an hour.

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10-30-2001, 11:46 AM

no thanks,,fucking in the ass is one step closer to homosexuality if you ask me,,
next thing you know your girl wants to return the favor

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10-30-2001, 11:55 AM

Originally posted by Speedy26:
anyone ever been going at it and pull your cock out of her ass and theres a big turd stuck to the head of your cock?

and it takes 5 mins to get it all wiped off

Actually, instead of wasting the time to whipe it off, just shove it in her mouth, it'll come off much quicker, ha ha ha.
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10-30-2001, 11:57 AM

Originally posted by Slick:
Actually, instead of wasting the time to whipe it off, just shove it in her mouth, it'll come off much quicker, ha ha ha.

ya and i bet you tongue kiss her afterwards,,LOL

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10-30-2001, 12:01 PM

Originally posted by playa:
ya and i bet you tongue kiss her afterwards,,LOL

Yep, it's not that bad. After kissing, we take turns shitting on eachother, I just lay back and she drops a nice turd in my mouth, it's like eating brownies fresh out of the oven.
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10-30-2001, 12:08 PM

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10-30-2001, 12:13 PM

Originally posted by Slick:
Yep, it's not that bad. After kissing, we take turns shitting on eachother, I just lay back and she drops a nice turd in my mouth, it's like eating brownies fresh out of the oven.

ahhh i think i am gonna puke

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10-30-2001, 12:27 PM

This may sound very weird..

But when I was 24, my girlfriend at the time (who was 18) was a virgin.

Now check this out.. this girl was fine. So fine in fact, I had trouble believing she'd never been tapped. But sure enough, through many disheartening attempts, I failed over & over again. She just wouldn't give up her pussy. I'd eat her out..she'd blow me. But that's about it.

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But it's alright..If I ever feel like fucking some hot chick in the ass and gettin my salad tossed..

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10-30-2001, 12:31 PM

Originally posted by stangster:

I know a great massage parlor I can always go to in Gardena.

you forgot to post the address

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10-30-2001, 12:58 PM

I just use the "slip a finger in her ass while she comes on my face" trick to loosen her up about it.

Ive turned two girls into anal freaks this way. lol

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10-30-2001, 01:18 PM

Originally posted by Slick:
Yep, it's not that bad. After kissing, we take turns shitting on eachother, I just lay back and she drops a nice turd in my mouth, it's like eating brownies fresh out of the oven.

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10-30-2001, 01:20 PM

Originally posted by TheFLY:
maybe convince her to become a lesbian -- then you can have 3-ways... and fuck the other girl in the ass while your wife watches... ehhh??

am I a geuius or what?

LMAO too funny

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10-30-2001, 01:35 PM

Or you could say this...

"if I let you fuck me in the ass, then can I fuck you in the ass...?"

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