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Originally posted by Speedy26:
it was ruined for me when you started talking about "air escaping"
fucking gross man. hahaha
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But reaming out her ass with a salad spoon didn't do a thing to ya? LMAO
I'll tell ya what hurts...
The first time I ever tried to have sex, we were on a concrete slab, behind a skating rink. When I tried to put it in, it wouldn't go... so I pushed harder and it slipped. I scraped the head of my penis across the concrete. I didn't cry, but did make "puppy whining" noises for about an hour.
Needless to say... we stayed virgins for another 3 weeks.