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We like to use a creme that my
girlfriend likes to call..
"booty nummer".
Be careful when ya hit the inner
ring... it's a deal breaker, if
you plow through it.
Before you start you will want
to test her pucker. Get a pecan
and slip it into the edge of
her pooter. Then make her sniff
pepper until she sneezes. If the
pecan cracks, it's too dangerous
for you to enter. Loosen the toot
pipe with a salad spoon until you
can hear air escaping around the
pecan during the pepper test.
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