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Old 01-01-2005, 11:55 PM   #1
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Essentials to pack for vegas

things to pack for a porn convention

laptop and cords
cell phone
cell phone charger
business cards
watch
tooth brush
brush
colone
deodorant
digital camera
digital camera charger
breifs, socks, shirts, and pants - 2 for each day
jacket
extra shoes
wallet - cash, credit cards, id
passport
flight ittenary


anything else?
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Old 01-01-2005, 11:57 PM   #2
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Loryn ‎(3:16 PM):
I love it, just as long as we keep the bedroom door closed from all ears then we can have throw down hard core sex that makes us money haha
fuck it we can have sex on money never did that before
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Old 01-01-2005, 11:57 PM   #3
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you forgot the condoms !
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Old 01-01-2005, 11:58 PM   #4
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also I would print a master schedule for all the events you plan to attend
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I love it, just as long as we keep the bedroom door closed from all ears then we can have throw down hard core sex that makes us money haha
fuck it we can have sex on money never did that before
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Old 01-01-2005, 11:58 PM   #5
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and for fuck's sake, can I get one of your business cards this year finally?

Arika has one, and I have felt left out for months...
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I love it, just as long as we keep the bedroom door closed from all ears then we can have throw down hard core sex that makes us money haha
fuck it we can have sex on money never did that before
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things to pack for a porn convention

laptop and cords
cell phone
cell phone charger
business cards
watch
tooth brush
razor ( blades or electric)
brush
colone
deodorant
digital camera
digital camera charger
breifs, socks, shirts, and pants - 2 for each day
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flight ittenary
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Old 01-02-2005, 12:00 AM   #9
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I always need Carmex , Visine and Advil
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i'm not packing condoms or pete
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With all of the trouble in the baggage claim in the past week or so, I'm going to have a change of clothes in my travel bag/laptop just to be on the safe side.

Also, I keep a little tote of shoe polish in my luggage.
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for the girls:
comfy shoes for the flight and walking excursions
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things to pack for a porn convention

laptop and cords
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essential phone numbers on paper
cell phone charger
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tooth brush and toothpaste
floss
razor ( blades or electric)
tylenol/asprin and vitamins to keep healthy
brush
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flight ittenary
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Ahh RJ-45 just in case.
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you PACK your armcandy? are they inflatable?
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Inflatable????

Shit no wonder mine doesn't work!
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LMAO

fine, what bout a pen, in cause u gotta write something down.
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I don't like the generic stuff hotels provide for the shampoo/conditioner and bodywash i bring my own ..

sleazy did u print out your hotel and Internext pass confirm # ?
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things to pack for a porn convention

laptop and cords
cell phone
cell phone charger
business cards
watch
tooth brush
brush
colone
deodorant
digital camera
digital camera charger
breifs, socks, shirts, and pants - 2 for each day
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flight ittenary


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You forgot the Sleazy stickers
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Back-up cell phone from a different carrier than your main cell

I never go to a convention without 2 cell phones. (or anywhere else for that matter)

LOL



... and don't forget your own favorite soap. I hate that hotel crap!

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I never go to a convention without 2 cell phones. (or anywhere else for that matter)

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... and don't forget your own favorite soap. I hate that hotel crap!

good call on the soap.. I ALWAYS forget mine
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Definately a good idea to bring some kind of chapstick/lotion for that dry desert air.
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Definately a good idea to bring some kind of chapstick/lotion for that dry desert air.
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This is my first show, so I'm going on common sense here, not experience
planner/pda-with lunch or breakfast with me scheduled in it, of course ;)
visene (lotsa smoke at parties makes my eyes hurt)
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It's vegas.. Dry as hell for those not used to it - carmex or your favorite equivilent is a must.

Cash? I like to bring enough for a day or two "just in case" you lose wallet/etc. (obviously keep seperate from wallet)

Shoe inserts for walking/standing - anyone that has been to more than 1 or 2 of these things, knows your feet hurt like a motherfucker after standing/walking 18 hours a day for days on end - especially in shoes you generally do not wear every day.

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good call on the soap.. I ALWAYS forget mine
Sleazy has a good list ... seasoned traveler fo sho!

Gotta bring your own soap though!

... and not to get too personal - but I prefer to bring wipeys over using toilet paper ... after a night of eating and boozing ... and some more late night eating - toilet paper is just outta tha question the following morning!!!!

LMFAO

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and for fuck's sake, can I get one of your business cards this year finally?

Arika has one, and I have felt left out for months...
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LOL, while I was thinking my post out you beat me to the punch
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or I send someone out to buy one for the week in Vegas!!
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Sleazy has a good list ... seasoned traveler fo sho!

Gotta bring your own soap though!

... and not to get too personal - but I prefer to bring wipeys over using toilet paper ... after a night of eating and boozing ... and some more late night eating - toilet paper is just outta tha question the following morning!!!!

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Sleazy has a good list ... seasoned traveler fo sho!

Gotta bring your own soap though!

... and not to get too personal - but I prefer to bring wipeys over using toilet paper ... after a night of eating and boozing ... and some more late night eating - toilet paper is just outta tha question the following morning!!!!

LMFAO

I just make sure I get a pimp room with a boday not sure how to spell that
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I already said 'pen', silly.

Yes, I always bring a little pack of those baby wipes. Ok, they're not baby wipes. They're called "Fresh Ups", but if it looks like a duck and smells like a duck...

I don't use them for toilet paper, but they're nice after you've been shaking hands and touching godknowswhat in the casino all day.
Barring that, some Purel hand sanitizer is good.
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Now I gotta erase the mental picture of you bent over with water shooting up at your ass, bro!

HELP!!!!





I'm sure me using wipey's isn't a pretty sight either!!

LOL
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I already said 'pen', silly.

Yes, I always bring a little pack of those baby wipes. Ok, they're not baby wipes. They're called "Fresh Ups", but if it looks like a duck and smells like a duck...

I don't use them for toilet paper, but they're nice after you've been shaking hands and touching godknowswhat in the casino all day.
Barring that, some Purel hand sanitizer is good.
That's funny, I actually just packed some of that about 45 seconds before I refreshed the page and saw your post, lol.
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On the way from the airport to your hotel have the driver stop at a mini-mart and pick up several gallons of bottled water unless you want to drink tap water.

Someone else posted about lotion. It is needed while in Vegas in a bad way. Plus you can use it for lube if needed.
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Now I gotta erase the mental picture of you bent over with water shooting up at your ass, bro!

HELP!!!!





I'm sure me using wipey's isn't a pretty sight either!!

LOL

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On the way from the airport to your hotel have the driver stop at a mini-mart and pick up several gallons of bottled water unless you want to drink tap water.

Someone else posted about lotion. It is needed while in Vegas in a bad way. Plus you can use it for lube if needed.
Um, if it's perfumed lotion, it can hurt like a mofo if the girl is sensitive at all, and depending on its composition, it could eat through a condom. Be careful with that application of it
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Um, if it's perfumed lotion, it can hurt like a mofo if the girl is sensitive at all, and depending on its composition, it could eat through a condom. Be careful with that application of it
There is going to be a female invloved? I can't wait!!!
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Silly me, making assumptions again.
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Someone else posted about lotion. It is needed while in Vegas in a bad way. Plus you can use it for lube if needed.

GREAT idea - get SEVERAL cases - it's like $5 a bottle in the hotel and $5 a case in a supermarket.
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Cocaine seems to be pretty popular. Xanax and Vicoden are probably winners as well. Ya can't forget to pack those convention necessities. Also remember to keep the marijuana tucked behind your socks in your dress shoes in your carry on bag for easy scanner evasion and transporting.

You probably shouldn't pack the cocaine in the carry on bag and instead you should Fed Ex it to Las Vegas in advance. There are dogs at the airport looking for people like you. Customs come down hard on those kinds of things but you can always have it waiting for you on arrival. Of course you need to do several rails as soon as you get in your hotel room and throw a television out of the window to get motivated to do business with your fellow webmasters. Nothing says, "I'm here to do business" more than slinging something past people's heads from the 27th floor. If the TV is nailed down, a bottle of beer or alarm clock will work just fine.

*Note* If you really want people to notice do something different like tossing the ironing board out of the window and let it glide into the pool. This is Vegas after all, so please try to make it different and more exciting than the Hollywood expo.

The advance shipping method also works for your gun as most of us Americans already know. When you people from other countries walk past the front desk and you see a standard Fed Ex or other postal box behind the counter you can rest assured that it is a fellow webmaster's 9mm or .38 caliber gun that has been shipped in advance and is just waiting to be picked up. Don't forget Las Vegas is the wild west so 1 out of every 4 people you pass has a gun in his pocket. You know how we love guns over here!

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Old 01-02-2005, 01:39 AM   #49
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Cocaine seems to be pretty popular. Xanax and Vicoden are probably winners as well. Ya can't forget to pack those convention necessities. Also remember to keep the marijuana tucked behind your socks in your dress shoes in your carry on bag for easy scanner evasion and transporting.

You probably shouldn't pack the cocaine in the carry on bag and instead you should Fed Ex it to Las Vegas in advance. There are dogs at the airport looking for people like you. Customs come down hard on those kinds of things but you can always have it waiting for you on arrival. Of course you need to do several rails as soon as you get in your hotel room and throw a television out of the window to get motivated to do business with your fellow webmasters. Nothing says, "I'm here to do business" more than slinging something past people's heads from the 27th floor. If the TV is nailed down, a bottle of beer or alarm clock will work just fine.

*Note* If you really want people to notice do something different like tossing the ironing board out of the window and let it glide into the pool. This is Vegas after all, so please try to make it different and more exciting than the Hollywood expo.

The advance shipping method also works for your gun as most of us Americans already know. When you people from other countries walk past the front desk and you see a standard Fed Ex or other postal box behind the counter you can rest assured that it is a fellow webmaster's 9mm or .38 caliber gun that has been shipped in advance and is just waiting to be picked up. Don't forget Las Vegas is the wild west so 1 out of every 4 people you pass has a gun in his pocket. You know how we love guns over here!

Welcome to America!
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