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Essentials to pack for vegas
things to pack for a porn convention
laptop and cords cell phone cell phone charger business cards watch tooth brush brush colone deodorant digital camera digital camera charger breifs, socks, shirts, and pants - 2 for each day jacket extra shoes wallet - cash, credit cards, id passport flight ittenary anything else?
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razor blades
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Want to promote SUCCUBUS? Click HERE!!!! | Want to buy SUCCUBUS? Click HERE!!!! Yeah, yeah, you know, That One Program! | Want to trade links with StompBunny.com? Loryn (3:16 PM): I love it, just as long as we keep the bedroom door closed from all ears then we can have throw down hard core sex that makes us money haha fuck it we can have sex on money never did that before |
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wtf ?
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you forgot the condoms !
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also I would print a master schedule for all the events you plan to attend
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Condoms
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and for fuck's sake, can I get one of your business cards this year finally?
Arika has one, and I have felt left out for months...
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Want to promote SUCCUBUS? Click HERE!!!! | Want to buy SUCCUBUS? Click HERE!!!! Yeah, yeah, you know, That One Program! | Want to trade links with StompBunny.com? Loryn (3:16 PM): I love it, just as long as we keep the bedroom door closed from all ears then we can have throw down hard core sex that makes us money haha fuck it we can have sex on money never did that before |
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floss is good
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things to pack for a porn convention
laptop and cords cell phone cell phone charger business cards watch tooth brush razor ( blades or electric) brush colone deodorant digital camera digital camera charger breifs, socks, shirts, and pants - 2 for each day jacket extra shoes wallet - cash, credit cards, id passport flight ittenary convention schedule anything else?
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mouthwash ?
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I always need Carmex , Visine and Advil
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Reach for those stars!
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phone numbers on paper in case you lose your phone
dialup number for internet access in case hotel service doesn't work book notepad and pen deck of cards tylenol and vitamins to keep healthy
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i'm not packing condoms or pete
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With all of the trouble in the baggage claim in the past week or so, I'm going to have a change of clothes in my travel bag/laptop just to be on the safe side.
Also, I keep a little tote of shoe polish in my luggage.
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How bout your Players Ball gear?
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for the girls:
comfy shoes for the flight and walking excursions sexy shoes for parties sexy but comfy shoes for the convention hairspray
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things to pack for a porn convention
laptop and cords cell phone essential phone numbers on paper cell phone charger business cards watch tooth brush and toothpaste floss razor ( blades or electric) tylenol/asprin and vitamins to keep healthy brush colone mouthwash deodorant digital camera digital camera charger breifs, socks, shirts, and pants - 2 for each day jacket extra shoes wallet - cash, credit cards, id passport flight ittenary convention schedule anything else?
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Ahh RJ-45 just in case.
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- armcandy
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fine, what bout a pen, in cause u gotta write something down. |
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I don't like the generic stuff hotels provide for the shampoo/conditioner and bodywash
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Back-up cell phone from a different carrier than your main cell
I never go to a convention without 2 cell phones. (or anywhere else for that matter) LOL ![]() ... and don't forget your own favorite soap. I hate that hotel crap! ![]() |
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This is my first show, so I'm going on common sense here, not experience
planner/pda-with lunch or breakfast with me scheduled in it, of course ;) visene (lotsa smoke at parties makes my eyes hurt) good book for the flight blank cd-r's to burn pic cd's as you go tylenol lotion (dry air makes your skin dry out) chapstick (dry air again) |
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It's vegas.. Dry as hell for those not used to it - carmex or your favorite equivilent is a must.
Cash? I like to bring enough for a day or two "just in case" you lose wallet/etc. (obviously keep seperate from wallet) Shoe inserts for walking/standing - anyone that has been to more than 1 or 2 of these things, knows your feet hurt like a motherfucker after standing/walking 18 hours a day for days on end - especially in shoes you generally do not wear every day. -Phil
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I already said 'pen', silly.
![]() Yes, I always bring a little pack of those baby wipes. Ok, they're not baby wipes. They're called "Fresh Ups", but if it looks like a duck and smells like a duck... I don't use them for toilet paper, but they're nice after you've been shaking hands and touching godknowswhat in the casino all day. Barring that, some Purel hand sanitizer is good.
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On the way from the airport to your hotel have the driver stop at a mini-mart and pick up several gallons of bottled water unless you want to drink tap water.
Someone else posted about lotion. It is needed while in Vegas in a bad way. Plus you can use it for lube if needed. |
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GREAT idea - get SEVERAL cases - it's like $5 a bottle in the hotel and $5 a case in a supermarket.
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Cocaine seems to be pretty popular. Xanax and Vicoden are probably winners as well. Ya can't forget to pack those convention necessities. Also remember to keep the marijuana tucked behind your socks in your dress shoes in your carry on bag for easy scanner evasion and transporting.
You probably shouldn't pack the cocaine in the carry on bag and instead you should Fed Ex it to Las Vegas in advance. There are dogs at the airport looking for people like you. Customs come down hard on those kinds of things but you can always have it waiting for you on arrival. Of course you need to do several rails as soon as you get in your hotel room and throw a television out of the window to get motivated to do business with your fellow webmasters. Nothing says, "I'm here to do business" more than slinging something past people's heads from the 27th floor. If the TV is nailed down, a bottle of beer or alarm clock will work just fine. *Note* If you really want people to notice do something different like tossing the ironing board out of the window and let it glide into the pool. This is Vegas after all, so please try to make it different and more exciting than the Hollywood expo. The advance shipping method also works for your gun as most of us Americans already know. When you people from other countries walk past the front desk and you see a standard Fed Ex or other postal box behind the counter you can rest assured that it is a fellow webmaster's 9mm or .38 caliber gun that has been shipped in advance and is just waiting to be picked up. Don't forget Las Vegas is the wild west so 1 out of every 4 people you pass has a gun in his pocket. You know how we love guns over here! Welcome to America! ![]()
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hmm, how about some tissues?
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