Essentials to pack for vegas - GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum

X

SleazyDream

I'm here for SPORT

Join Date: Jul 2001

Posts: 41470
Share

Post
#1

Essentials to pack for vegas

01-01-2005, 09:55 PM

things to pack for a porn convention

laptop and cords
cell phone
cell phone charger
business cards
watch
tooth brush
brush
colone
deodorant
digital camera
digital camera charger
breifs, socks, shirts, and pants - 2 for each day
jacket
extra shoes
wallet - cash, credit cards, id
passport
flight ittenary

anything else?

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

Now read without the word dog.
Tags: None
newbreed

Confirmed User

Join Date: Nov 2003

Posts: 9898
Share

Post
#2

01-01-2005, 09:57 PM

razor blades

Want to promote SUCCUBUS? Click HERE!!!! | Want to buy SUCCUBUS? Click HERE!!!!

Yeah, yeah, you know, That One Program! | Want to trade links with StompBunny.com?

Loryn ‎(3:16 PM):
I love it, just as long as we keep the bedroom door closed from all ears then we can have throw down hard core sex that makes us money haha
fuck it we can have sex on money never did that before
Comment
Illicit

wtf ?

Join Date: Dec 2003

Posts: 11895
Share

Post
#3

01-01-2005, 09:57 PM

you forgot the condoms !

Insert Sig Here
Comment
newbreed

Confirmed User

Join Date: Nov 2003

Posts: 9898
Share

Post
#4

01-01-2005, 09:58 PM

also I would print a master schedule for all the events you plan to attend

Want to promote SUCCUBUS? Click HERE!!!! | Want to buy SUCCUBUS? Click HERE!!!!

Yeah, yeah, you know, That One Program! | Want to trade links with StompBunny.com?

Loryn ‎(3:16 PM):
I love it, just as long as we keep the bedroom door closed from all ears then we can have throw down hard core sex that makes us money haha
fuck it we can have sex on money never did that before
Comment
Pete-KT

Workin With The Devil

Join Date: Oct 2004

Posts: 51532
Share

Post
#5

01-01-2005, 09:58 PM

Condoms

pete
Comment
newbreed

Confirmed User

Join Date: Nov 2003

Posts: 9898
Share

Post
#6

01-01-2005, 09:59 PM

and for fuck's sake, can I get one of your business cards this year finally?

Arika has one, and I have felt left out for months...

Want to promote SUCCUBUS? Click HERE!!!! | Want to buy SUCCUBUS? Click HERE!!!!

Yeah, yeah, you know, That One Program! | Want to trade links with StompBunny.com?

Loryn ‎(3:16 PM):
I love it, just as long as we keep the bedroom door closed from all ears then we can have throw down hard core sex that makes us money haha
fuck it we can have sex on money never did that before
Comment
cosis

Confirmed User

Join Date: Aug 2001

Posts: 5292
Share

Post
#7

01-01-2005, 09:59 PM

floss is good
Comment
SleazyDream

I'm here for SPORT

Join Date: Jul 2001

Posts: 41470
Share

Post
#8

01-01-2005, 09:59 PM

things to pack for a porn convention

laptop and cords
cell phone
cell phone charger
business cards
watch
tooth brush
razor ( blades or electric)
brush
colone
deodorant
digital camera
digital camera charger
breifs, socks, shirts, and pants - 2 for each day
jacket
extra shoes
wallet - cash, credit cards, id
passport
flight ittenary
convention schedule

anything else?

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

Now read without the word dog.
Comment
Varius

Confirmed User

Join Date: Jun 2004

Posts: 6890
Share

Post
#9

01-01-2005, 10:00 PM

mouthwash ?

Skype variuscr - Email varius AT gmail
Comment
makefuckingmoney

Confirmed User

Join Date: Oct 2003

Posts: 3277
Share

Post
#10

01-01-2005, 10:00 PM

I always need Carmex , Visine and Advil
Comment
Elli

Reach for those stars!

Join Date: Apr 2003

Posts: 17991
Share

Post
#11

01-01-2005, 10:00 PM

phone numbers on paper in case you lose your phone
dialup number for internet access in case hotel service doesn't work
book
notepad and pen
deck of cards
tylenol and vitamins to keep healthy

email: [email protected]
Comment
SleazyDream

I'm here for SPORT

Join Date: Jul 2001

Posts: 41470
Share

Post
#12

01-01-2005, 10:00 PM

Originally posted by Pete-KT

Condoms

pete

i'm not packing condoms or pete

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

Now read without the word dog.
Comment
modF

Confirmed User

Join Date: Aug 2002

Posts: 1888
Share

Post
#13

01-01-2005, 10:01 PM

With all of the trouble in the baggage claim in the past week or so, I'm going to have a change of clothes in my travel bag/laptop just to be on the safe side.

Also, I keep a little tote of shoe polish in my luggage.

I do things
skype:themodF
Comment
Warden

Confirmed User

Join Date: Nov 2002

Posts: 2906
Share

Post
#14

01-01-2005, 10:02 PM

How bout your Players Ball gear?

AIM: ZeeRiddler
ICQ: 128160005
Warden's MS
Comment
Elli

Reach for those stars!

Join Date: Apr 2003

Posts: 17991
Share

Post
#15

01-01-2005, 10:04 PM

for the girls:
comfy shoes for the flight and walking excursions
sexy shoes for parties
sexy but comfy shoes for the convention
hairspray

email: [email protected]
Comment
SleazyDream

I'm here for SPORT

Join Date: Jul 2001

Posts: 41470
Share

Post
#16

01-01-2005, 10:05 PM

things to pack for a porn convention

laptop and cords
cell phone
essential phone numbers on paper
cell phone charger
business cards
watch
tooth brush and toothpaste
floss
razor ( blades or electric)
tylenol/asprin and vitamins to keep healthy
brush
colone
mouthwash
deodorant
digital camera
digital camera charger
breifs, socks, shirts, and pants - 2 for each day
jacket
extra shoes
wallet - cash, credit cards, id
passport
flight ittenary
convention schedule

anything else?

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

Now read without the word dog.
Comment
modF

Confirmed User

Join Date: Aug 2002

Posts: 1888
Share

Post
#17

01-01-2005, 10:06 PM

Ahh RJ-45 just in case.

I do things
skype:themodF
Comment
Za Ha

Confirmed User

Join Date: Oct 2001

Posts: 5112
Share

Post
#18

01-01-2005, 10:17 PM

- armcandy
- bodyguards
Comment
SleazyDream

I'm here for SPORT

Join Date: Jul 2001

Posts: 41470
Share

Post
#19

01-01-2005, 10:19 PM

Originally posted by Za Ha

- armcandy
- bodyguards

you PACK your armcandy? are they inflatable?

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

Now read without the word dog.
Comment
Warden

Confirmed User

Join Date: Nov 2002

Posts: 2906
Share

Post
#20

01-01-2005, 10:23 PM

Originally posted by SleazyDream

you PACK your armcandy? are they inflatable?

Inflatable????

Shit no wonder mine doesn't work!

AIM: ZeeRiddler
ICQ: 128160005
Warden's MS
Comment
Za Ha

Confirmed User

Join Date: Oct 2001

Posts: 5112
Share

Post
#21

01-01-2005, 10:23 PM

Originally posted by SleazyDream

you PACK your armcandy? are they inflatable?

LMAO

fine, what bout a pen, in cause u gotta write something down.
Comment
webgurl

Confirmed User

Join Date: Aug 2002

Posts: 7954
Share

Post
#22

01-01-2005, 10:23 PM

I don't like the generic stuff hotels provide for the shampoo/conditioner and bodywash i bring my own ..

sleazy did u print out your hotel and Internext pass confirm # ?
Comment
LA Mike

Confirmed User

Join Date: Jul 2001

Posts: 3056
Share

Post
#23

01-01-2005, 10:25 PM

Originally posted by SleazyDream

things to pack for a porn convention

laptop and cords
cell phone
cell phone charger
business cards
watch
tooth brush
brush
colone
deodorant
digital camera
digital camera charger
breifs, socks, shirts, and pants - 2 for each day
jacket
extra shoes
wallet - cash, credit cards, id
passport
flight ittenary

anything else?

You forgot the Sleazy stickers
Comment
J$tyle$

Too lazy to set a custom title

Join Date: Apr 2003

Posts: 11500
Share

Post
#24

01-01-2005, 10:28 PM

Back-up cell phone from a different carrier than your main cell

I never go to a convention without 2 cell phones. (or anywhere else for that matter)

LOL

... and don't forget your own favorite soap. I hate that hotel crap!
Comment
LA Mike

Confirmed User

Join Date: Jul 2001

Posts: 3056
Share

Post
#25

01-01-2005, 10:29 PM

Originally posted by J$tyle$

Back-up cell phone from a different carrier than your main cell

I never go to a convention without 2 cell phones. (or anywhere else for that matter)

LOL

... and don't forget your own favorite soap. I hate that hotel crap!

good call on the soap.. I ALWAYS forget mine
Comment
Shoehorn!

Die With Your Boots On

Join Date: Oct 2003

Posts: 22872
Share

Post
#26

01-01-2005, 10:30 PM

Originally posted by makefuckingmoney

I always need Carmex , Visine and Advil

Definately a good idea to bring some kind of chapstick/lotion for that dry desert air.
Comment
LA Mike

Confirmed User

Join Date: Jul 2001

Posts: 3056
Share

Post
#27

01-01-2005, 10:31 PM

Originally posted by Shoehorn

Definately a good idea to bring some kind of chapstick/lotion for that dry desert air.

And a humidifier
Comment
chase

Confirmed User

Join Date: Jul 2004

Posts: 6019
Share

Post
#28

01-01-2005, 10:31 PM

This is my first show, so I'm going on common sense here, not experience
planner/pda-with lunch or breakfast with me scheduled in it, of course ;)
visene (lotsa smoke at parties makes my eyes hurt)
good book for the flight
blank cd-r's to burn pic cd's as you go
tylenol
lotion (dry air makes your skin dry out)
chapstick (dry air again)

Need Hosting? Reality Check Network services me purrrfectly!
Comment
SleazyDream

I'm here for SPORT

Join Date: Jul 2001

Posts: 41470
Share

Post
#29

01-01-2005, 10:31 PM

Originally posted by Shoehorn

Definately a good idea to bring some kind of chapstick/lotion for that dry desert air.

execellent

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

Now read without the word dog.
Comment
Phil21

Confirmed User

Join Date: May 2001

Posts: 993
Share

Post
#30

01-01-2005, 10:32 PM

It's vegas.. Dry as hell for those not used to it - carmex or your favorite equivilent is a must.

Cash? I like to bring enough for a day or two "just in case" you lose wallet/etc. (obviously keep seperate from wallet)

Shoe inserts for walking/standing - anyone that has been to more than 1 or 2 of these things, knows your feet hurt like a motherfucker after standing/walking 18 hours a day for days on end - especially in shoes you generally do not wear every day.

-Phil

Quality affordable hosting.
Comment
J$tyle$

Too lazy to set a custom title

Join Date: Apr 2003

Posts: 11500
Share

Post
#31

01-01-2005, 10:34 PM

Originally posted by LAMike

good call on the soap.. I ALWAYS forget mine

Sleazy has a good list ... seasoned traveler fo sho!

Gotta bring your own soap though!

... and not to get too personal - but I prefer to bring wipeys over using toilet paper ... after a night of eating and boozing ... and some more late night eating - toilet paper is just outta tha question the following morning!!!!

LMFAO
Comment
Voodoo

♥ ♦ ♣ ♠

Join Date: Sep 2002

Posts: 10600
Share

Post
#32

01-01-2005, 10:34 PM

Originally posted by newbreed

and for fuck's sake, can I get one of your business cards this year finally?

Arika has one, and I have felt left out for months...

I have 4.

"I'm selflessly supporting the common good, but only coincidentally looking out for No.1."
Comment
chase

Confirmed User

Join Date: Jul 2004

Posts: 6019
Share

Post
#33

01-01-2005, 10:34 PM

Originally posted by Shoehorn

Definately a good idea to bring some kind of chapstick/lotion for that dry desert air.

LOL, while I was thinking my post out you beat me to the punch

Need Hosting? Reality Check Network services me purrrfectly!
Comment
J$tyle$

Too lazy to set a custom title

Join Date: Apr 2003

Posts: 11500
Share

Post
#34

01-01-2005, 10:35 PM

Originally posted by LAMike

And a humidifier

First thing I ask for when I check in!

or I send someone out to buy one for the week in Vegas!!
Comment
chase

Confirmed User

Join Date: Jul 2004

Posts: 6019
Share

Post
#35

01-01-2005, 10:35 PM

Originally posted by J$tyle$

Sleazy has a good list ... seasoned traveler fo sho!

Gotta bring your own soap though!

... and not to get too personal - but I prefer to bring wipeys over using toilet paper ... after a night of eating and boozing ... and some more late night eating - toilet paper is just outta tha question the following morning!!!!

LMFAO

Need Hosting? Reality Check Network services me purrrfectly!
Comment
LA Mike

Confirmed User

Join Date: Jul 2001

Posts: 3056
Share

Post
#36

01-01-2005, 10:37 PM

Originally posted by J$tyle$

Sleazy has a good list ... seasoned traveler fo sho!

Gotta bring your own soap though!

... and not to get too personal - but I prefer to bring wipeys over using toilet paper ... after a night of eating and boozing ... and some more late night eating - toilet paper is just outta tha question the following morning!!!!

LMFAO

I just make sure I get a pimp room with a boday not sure how to spell that
Comment
Elli

Reach for those stars!

Join Date: Apr 2003

Posts: 17991
Share

Post
#37

01-01-2005, 10:39 PM

I already said 'pen', silly.

Yes, I always bring a little pack of those baby wipes. Ok, they're not baby wipes. They're called "Fresh Ups", but if it looks like a duck and smells like a duck...

I don't use them for toilet paper, but they're nice after you've been shaking hands and touching godknowswhat in the casino all day.
Barring that, some Purel hand sanitizer is good.

email: [email protected]
Comment
chase

Confirmed User

Join Date: Jul 2004

Posts: 6019
Share

Post
#38

01-01-2005, 10:39 PM

Originally posted by LAMike

I just make sure I get a pimp room with a boday not sure how to spell that

bidet i think

Need Hosting? Reality Check Network services me purrrfectly!
Comment
J$tyle$

Too lazy to set a custom title

Join Date: Apr 2003

Posts: 11500
Share

Post
#39

01-01-2005, 10:40 PM

Originally posted by LAMike

I just make sure I get a pimp room with a boday not sure how to spell that

Now I gotta erase the mental picture of you bent over with water shooting up at your ass, bro!

HELP!!!!

I'm sure me using wipey's isn't a pretty sight either!!

LOL
Comment
chase

Confirmed User

Join Date: Jul 2004

Posts: 6019
Share

Post
#40

01-01-2005, 10:41 PM

Originally posted by Elli

I already said 'pen', silly.

Yes, I always bring a little pack of those baby wipes. Ok, they're not baby wipes. They're called "Fresh Ups", but if it looks like a duck and smells like a duck...

I don't use them for toilet paper, but they're nice after you've been shaking hands and touching godknowswhat in the casino all day.
Barring that, some Purel hand sanitizer is good.

That's funny, I actually just packed some of that about 45 seconds before I refreshed the page and saw your post, lol.

Need Hosting? Reality Check Network services me purrrfectly!
Comment
Greg Jacobson

Confirmed User

Join Date: Nov 2004

Posts: 812
Share

Post
#41

01-01-2005, 10:42 PM

On the way from the airport to your hotel have the driver stop at a mini-mart and pick up several gallons of bottled water unless you want to drink tap water.

Someone else posted about lotion. It is needed while in Vegas in a bad way. Plus you can use it for lube if needed.
Comment
LA Mike

Confirmed User

Join Date: Jul 2001

Posts: 3056
Share

Post
#42

01-01-2005, 10:47 PM

Originally posted by J$tyle$

Now I gotta erase the mental picture of you bent over with water shooting up at your ass, bro!

HELP!!!!

I'm sure me using wipey's isn't a pretty sight either!!

LOL

hahahahahahahaha
Comment
Elli

Reach for those stars!

Join Date: Apr 2003

Posts: 17991
Share

Post
#43

01-01-2005, 10:51 PM

Originally posted by Greg Jacobson

On the way from the airport to your hotel have the driver stop at a mini-mart and pick up several gallons of bottled water unless you want to drink tap water.

Someone else posted about lotion. It is needed while in Vegas in a bad way. Plus you can use it for lube if needed.

Um, if it's perfumed lotion, it can hurt like a mofo if the girl is sensitive at all, and depending on its composition, it could eat through a condom. Be careful with that application of it

email: [email protected]
Comment
Greg Jacobson

Confirmed User

Join Date: Nov 2004

Posts: 812
Share

Post
#44

01-01-2005, 10:56 PM

Originally posted by Elli

Um, if it's perfumed lotion, it can hurt like a mofo if the girl is sensitive at all, and depending on its composition, it could eat through a condom. Be careful with that application of it

There is going to be a female invloved? I can't wait!!!
Comment
Elli

Reach for those stars!

Join Date: Apr 2003

Posts: 17991
Share

Post
#45

01-01-2005, 10:58 PM

Originally posted by Greg Jacobson

There is going to be a female invloved? I can't wait!!!

Silly me, making assumptions again.

email: [email protected]
Comment
abyss_al

**LOOKING FOR TRADES**

Join Date: Oct 2003

Posts: 15605
Share

Post
#46

01-01-2005, 10:59 PM

ass wipes... never leave home without them

EMAIL: allen @ vasmediagroup.com | ICQ: 311329761 | SKYPE: abyss.al | AIM: xABYSSxALx
Comment
SleazyDream

I'm here for SPORT

Join Date: Jul 2001

Posts: 41470
Share

Post
#47

01-01-2005, 10:59 PM

Originally posted by Greg Jacobson

On the way from the airport to your hotel have the driver stop at a mini-mart and pick up several gallons of bottled water unless you want to drink tap water.

Someone else posted about lotion. It is needed while in Vegas in a bad way. Plus you can use it for lube if needed.

GREAT idea - get SEVERAL cases - it's like $5 a bottle in the hotel and $5 a case in a supermarket.

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

Now read without the word dog.
Comment
Pornwolf

Drunk and Unruly

Join Date: Jan 2002

Posts: 22712
Share

Post
#48

01-01-2005, 11:36 PM

Cocaine seems to be pretty popular. Xanax and Vicoden are probably winners as well. Ya can't forget to pack those convention necessities. Also remember to keep the marijuana tucked behind your socks in your dress shoes in your carry on bag for easy scanner evasion and transporting.

You probably shouldn't pack the cocaine in the carry on bag and instead you should Fed Ex it to Las Vegas in advance. There are dogs at the airport looking for people like you. Customs come down hard on those kinds of things but you can always have it waiting for you on arrival. Of course you need to do several rails as soon as you get in your hotel room and throw a television out of the window to get motivated to do business with your fellow webmasters. Nothing says, "I'm here to do business" more than slinging something past people's heads from the 27th floor. If the TV is nailed down, a bottle of beer or alarm clock will work just fine.

*Note* If you really want people to notice do something different like tossing the ironing board out of the window and let it glide into the pool. This is Vegas after all, so please try to make it different and more exciting than the Hollywood expo.

The advance shipping method also works for your gun as most of us Americans already know. When you people from other countries walk past the front desk and you see a standard Fed Ex or other postal box behind the counter you can rest assured that it is a fellow webmaster's 9mm or .38 caliber gun that has been shipped in advance and is just waiting to be picked up. Don't forget Las Vegas is the wild west so 1 out of every 4 people you pass has a gun in his pocket. You know how we love guns over here!

Welcome to America!

I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade...

Webair, bitches.
Comment
J$tyle$

Too lazy to set a custom title

Join Date: Apr 2003

Posts: 11500
Share

Post
#49

01-01-2005, 11:39 PM

Originally posted by Pornwolf

Cocaine seems to be pretty popular. Xanax and Vicoden are probably winners as well. Ya can't forget to pack those convention necessities. Also remember to keep the marijuana tucked behind your socks in your dress shoes in your carry on bag for easy scanner evasion and transporting.

You probably shouldn't pack the cocaine in the carry on bag and instead you should Fed Ex it to Las Vegas in advance. There are dogs at the airport looking for people like you. Customs come down hard on those kinds of things but you can always have it waiting for you on arrival. Of course you need to do several rails as soon as you get in your hotel room and throw a television out of the window to get motivated to do business with your fellow webmasters. Nothing says, "I'm here to do business" more than slinging something past people's heads from the 27th floor. If the TV is nailed down, a bottle of beer or alarm clock will work just fine.

*Note* If you really want people to notice do something different like tossing the ironing board out of the window and let it glide into the pool. This is Vegas after all, so please try to make it different and more exciting than the Hollywood expo.

The advance shipping method also works for your gun as most of us Americans already know. When you people from other countries walk past the front desk and you see a standard Fed Ex or other postal box behind the counter you can rest assured that it is a fellow webmaster's 9mm or .38 caliber gun that has been shipped in advance and is just waiting to be picked up. Don't forget Las Vegas is the wild west so 1 out of every 4 people you pass has a gun in his pocket. You know how we love guns over here!

Welcome to America!

ROTFLMFAO!!!

Hit me up in Vegas, bro - time we meet face to face!!!
Comment
TheMob

Confirmed User

Join Date: Jan 2003

Posts: 8584
Share

Post
#50

01-01-2005, 11:39 PM

hmm, how about some tissues?
Comment

Previous 1 2 template Next

Working...