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SleazyDream 01-01-2005 11:55 PM

Essentials to pack for vegas
 
things to pack for a porn convention

laptop and cords
cell phone
cell phone charger
business cards
watch
tooth brush
brush
colone
deodorant
digital camera
digital camera charger
breifs, socks, shirts, and pants - 2 for each day
jacket
extra shoes
wallet - cash, credit cards, id
passport
flight ittenary


anything else?

newbreed 01-01-2005 11:57 PM

razor blades

Illicit 01-01-2005 11:57 PM

you forgot the condoms !

newbreed 01-01-2005 11:58 PM

also I would print a master schedule for all the events you plan to attend

Pete-KT 01-01-2005 11:58 PM

Condoms

pete

newbreed 01-01-2005 11:59 PM

and for fuck's sake, can I get one of your business cards this year finally?

Arika has one, and I have felt left out for months...

cosis 01-01-2005 11:59 PM

floss is good

SleazyDream 01-01-2005 11:59 PM

things to pack for a porn convention

laptop and cords
cell phone
cell phone charger
business cards
watch
tooth brush
razor ( blades or electric)
brush
colone
deodorant
digital camera
digital camera charger
breifs, socks, shirts, and pants - 2 for each day
jacket
extra shoes
wallet - cash, credit cards, id
passport
flight ittenary
convention schedule


anything else?

Varius 01-02-2005 12:00 AM

mouthwash ?

makefuckingmoney 01-02-2005 12:00 AM

I always need Carmex , Visine and Advil

Elli 01-02-2005 12:00 AM

phone numbers on paper in case you lose your phone
dialup number for internet access in case hotel service doesn't work
book
notepad and pen
deck of cards
tylenol and vitamins to keep healthy

SleazyDream 01-02-2005 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pete-KT
Condoms

pete


i'm not packing condoms or pete

modF 01-02-2005 12:01 AM

With all of the trouble in the baggage claim in the past week or so, I'm going to have a change of clothes in my travel bag/laptop just to be on the safe side.

Also, I keep a little tote of shoe polish in my luggage.

Warden 01-02-2005 12:02 AM

How bout your Players Ball gear?

Elli 01-02-2005 12:04 AM

for the girls:
comfy shoes for the flight and walking excursions
sexy shoes for parties
sexy but comfy shoes for the convention
hairspray

SleazyDream 01-02-2005 12:05 AM

things to pack for a porn convention

laptop and cords
cell phone
essential phone numbers on paper
cell phone charger
business cards
watch
tooth brush and toothpaste
floss
razor ( blades or electric)
tylenol/asprin and vitamins to keep healthy
brush
colone
mouthwash
deodorant
digital camera
digital camera charger
breifs, socks, shirts, and pants - 2 for each day
jacket
extra shoes
wallet - cash, credit cards, id
passport
flight ittenary
convention schedule


anything else?

modF 01-02-2005 12:06 AM

Ahh RJ-45 just in case.

Za Ha 01-02-2005 12:17 AM

- armcandy
- bodyguards

SleazyDream 01-02-2005 12:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Za Ha
- armcandy
- bodyguards

you PACK your armcandy? are they inflatable?

Warden 01-02-2005 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream
you PACK your armcandy? are they inflatable?

Inflatable????

Shit no wonder mine doesn't work!

Za Ha 01-02-2005 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream
you PACK your armcandy? are they inflatable?

LMAO

fine, what bout a pen, in cause u gotta write something down.

webgurl 01-02-2005 12:23 AM

I don't like the generic stuff hotels provide for the shampoo/conditioner and bodywash :) i bring my own ..

sleazy did u print out your hotel and Internext pass confirm # ?

LA Mike 01-02-2005 12:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream
things to pack for a porn convention

laptop and cords
cell phone
cell phone charger
business cards
watch
tooth brush
brush
colone
deodorant
digital camera
digital camera charger
breifs, socks, shirts, and pants - 2 for each day
jacket
extra shoes
wallet - cash, credit cards, id
passport
flight ittenary


anything else?


You forgot the Sleazy stickers :)

J$tyle$ 01-02-2005 12:28 AM

Back-up cell phone from a different carrier than your main cell

I never go to a convention without 2 cell phones. (or anywhere else for that matter)

LOL

:winkwink:

... and don't forget your own favorite soap. I hate that hotel crap!

:)

LA Mike 01-02-2005 12:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J$tyle$
Back-up cell phone from a different carrier than your main cell

I never go to a convention without 2 cell phones. (or anywhere else for that matter)

LOL

:winkwink:

... and don't forget your own favorite soap. I hate that hotel crap!

:)

good call on the soap.. I ALWAYS forget mine

Shoehorn! 01-02-2005 12:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by makefuckingmoney
I always need Carmex , Visine and Advil

Definately a good idea to bring some kind of chapstick/lotion for that dry desert air. :2 cents:

LA Mike 01-02-2005 12:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shoehorn
Definately a good idea to bring some kind of chapstick/lotion for that dry desert air. :2 cents:

And a humidifier

chase 01-02-2005 12:31 AM

This is my first show, so I'm going on common sense here, not experience
planner/pda-with lunch or breakfast with me scheduled in it, of course ;)
visene (lotsa smoke at parties makes my eyes hurt)
good book for the flight
blank cd-r's to burn pic cd's as you go
tylenol
lotion (dry air makes your skin dry out)
chapstick (dry air again)

SleazyDream 01-02-2005 12:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shoehorn
Definately a good idea to bring some kind of chapstick/lotion for that dry desert air. :2 cents:

execellent

Phil21 01-02-2005 12:32 AM

It's vegas.. Dry as hell for those not used to it - carmex or your favorite equivilent is a must.

Cash? I like to bring enough for a day or two "just in case" you lose wallet/etc. (obviously keep seperate from wallet)

Shoe inserts for walking/standing - anyone that has been to more than 1 or 2 of these things, knows your feet hurt like a motherfucker after standing/walking 18 hours a day for days on end - especially in shoes you generally do not wear every day.

-Phil

J$tyle$ 01-02-2005 12:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LAMike
good call on the soap.. I ALWAYS forget mine

Sleazy has a good list ... seasoned traveler fo sho!

Gotta bring your own soap though!

... and not to get too personal - but I prefer to bring wipeys over using toilet paper ... after a night of eating and boozing ... and some more late night eating - toilet paper is just outta tha question the following morning!!!!

LMFAO

:1orglaugh

Voodoo 01-02-2005 12:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by newbreed
and for fuck's sake, can I get one of your business cards this year finally?

Arika has one, and I have felt left out for months...

I have 4.

chase 01-02-2005 12:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shoehorn
Definately a good idea to bring some kind of chapstick/lotion for that dry desert air. :2 cents:

LOL, while I was thinking my post out you beat me to the punch

J$tyle$ 01-02-2005 12:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LAMike
And a humidifier

First thing I ask for when I check in!

or I send someone out to buy one for the week in Vegas!!

chase 01-02-2005 12:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J$tyle$
Sleazy has a good list ... seasoned traveler fo sho!

Gotta bring your own soap though!

... and not to get too personal - but I prefer to bring wipeys over using toilet paper ... after a night of eating and boozing ... and some more late night eating - toilet paper is just outta tha question the following morning!!!!

LMFAO

:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

LA Mike 01-02-2005 12:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J$tyle$
Sleazy has a good list ... seasoned traveler fo sho!

Gotta bring your own soap though!

... and not to get too personal - but I prefer to bring wipeys over using toilet paper ... after a night of eating and boozing ... and some more late night eating - toilet paper is just outta tha question the following morning!!!!

LMFAO

:1orglaugh

I just make sure I get a pimp room with a boday :) not sure how to spell that

Elli 01-02-2005 12:39 AM

I already said 'pen', silly. :)

Yes, I always bring a little pack of those baby wipes. Ok, they're not baby wipes. They're called "Fresh Ups", but if it looks like a duck and smells like a duck...

I don't use them for toilet paper, but they're nice after you've been shaking hands and touching godknowswhat in the casino all day.
Barring that, some Purel hand sanitizer is good.

chase 01-02-2005 12:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LAMike
I just make sure I get a pimp room with a boday :) not sure how to spell that

bidet i think

J$tyle$ 01-02-2005 12:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LAMike
I just make sure I get a pimp room with a boday :) not sure how to spell that

Now I gotta erase the mental picture of you bent over with water shooting up at your ass, bro!

HELP!!!!

:helpme

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I'm sure me using wipey's isn't a pretty sight either!!

LOL

chase 01-02-2005 12:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elli
I already said 'pen', silly. :)

Yes, I always bring a little pack of those baby wipes. Ok, they're not baby wipes. They're called "Fresh Ups", but if it looks like a duck and smells like a duck...

I don't use them for toilet paper, but they're nice after you've been shaking hands and touching godknowswhat in the casino all day.
Barring that, some Purel hand sanitizer is good.

That's funny, I actually just packed some of that about 45 seconds before I refreshed the page and saw your post, lol.

Greg Jacobson 01-02-2005 12:42 AM

On the way from the airport to your hotel have the driver stop at a mini-mart and pick up several gallons of bottled water unless you want to drink tap water.

Someone else posted about lotion. It is needed while in Vegas in a bad way. Plus you can use it for lube if needed.

LA Mike 01-02-2005 12:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J$tyle$
Now I gotta erase the mental picture of you bent over with water shooting up at your ass, bro!

HELP!!!!

:helpme

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I'm sure me using wipey's isn't a pretty sight either!!

LOL


hahahahahahahaha
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Elli 01-02-2005 12:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greg Jacobson
On the way from the airport to your hotel have the driver stop at a mini-mart and pick up several gallons of bottled water unless you want to drink tap water.

Someone else posted about lotion. It is needed while in Vegas in a bad way. Plus you can use it for lube if needed.

Um, if it's perfumed lotion, it can hurt like a mofo if the girl is sensitive at all, and depending on its composition, it could eat through a condom. Be careful with that application of it :)

Greg Jacobson 01-02-2005 12:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elli
Um, if it's perfumed lotion, it can hurt like a mofo if the girl is sensitive at all, and depending on its composition, it could eat through a condom. Be careful with that application of it :)

There is going to be a female invloved? I can't wait!!! :1orglaugh

Elli 01-02-2005 12:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greg Jacobson
There is going to be a female invloved? I can't wait!!! :1orglaugh

Silly me, making assumptions again. :)

abyss_al 01-02-2005 12:59 AM

ass wipes... never leave home without them :thumbsup

SleazyDream 01-02-2005 12:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greg Jacobson
On the way from the airport to your hotel have the driver stop at a mini-mart and pick up several gallons of bottled water unless you want to drink tap water.

Someone else posted about lotion. It is needed while in Vegas in a bad way. Plus you can use it for lube if needed.


GREAT idea - get SEVERAL cases - it's like $5 a bottle in the hotel and $5 a case in a supermarket.

Pornwolf 01-02-2005 01:36 AM

Cocaine seems to be pretty popular. Xanax and Vicoden are probably winners as well. Ya can't forget to pack those convention necessities. Also remember to keep the marijuana tucked behind your socks in your dress shoes in your carry on bag for easy scanner evasion and transporting.

You probably shouldn't pack the cocaine in the carry on bag and instead you should Fed Ex it to Las Vegas in advance. There are dogs at the airport looking for people like you. Customs come down hard on those kinds of things but you can always have it waiting for you on arrival. Of course you need to do several rails as soon as you get in your hotel room and throw a television out of the window to get motivated to do business with your fellow webmasters. Nothing says, "I'm here to do business" more than slinging something past people's heads from the 27th floor. If the TV is nailed down, a bottle of beer or alarm clock will work just fine.

*Note* If you really want people to notice do something different like tossing the ironing board out of the window and let it glide into the pool. This is Vegas after all, so please try to make it different and more exciting than the Hollywood expo.

The advance shipping method also works for your gun as most of us Americans already know. When you people from other countries walk past the front desk and you see a standard Fed Ex or other postal box behind the counter you can rest assured that it is a fellow webmaster's 9mm or .38 caliber gun that has been shipped in advance and is just waiting to be picked up. Don't forget Las Vegas is the wild west so 1 out of every 4 people you pass has a gun in his pocket. You know how we love guns over here!

Welcome to America! :thumbsup

J$tyle$ 01-02-2005 01:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pornwolf
Cocaine seems to be pretty popular. Xanax and Vicoden are probably winners as well. Ya can't forget to pack those convention necessities. Also remember to keep the marijuana tucked behind your socks in your dress shoes in your carry on bag for easy scanner evasion and transporting.

You probably shouldn't pack the cocaine in the carry on bag and instead you should Fed Ex it to Las Vegas in advance. There are dogs at the airport looking for people like you. Customs come down hard on those kinds of things but you can always have it waiting for you on arrival. Of course you need to do several rails as soon as you get in your hotel room and throw a television out of the window to get motivated to do business with your fellow webmasters. Nothing says, "I'm here to do business" more than slinging something past people's heads from the 27th floor. If the TV is nailed down, a bottle of beer or alarm clock will work just fine.

*Note* If you really want people to notice do something different like tossing the ironing board out of the window and let it glide into the pool. This is Vegas after all, so please try to make it different and more exciting than the Hollywood expo.

The advance shipping method also works for your gun as most of us Americans already know. When you people from other countries walk past the front desk and you see a standard Fed Ex or other postal box behind the counter you can rest assured that it is a fellow webmaster's 9mm or .38 caliber gun that has been shipped in advance and is just waiting to be picked up. Don't forget Las Vegas is the wild west so 1 out of every 4 people you pass has a gun in his pocket. You know how we love guns over here!

Welcome to America! :thumbsup

ROTFLMFAO!!!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Hit me up in Vegas, bro - time we meet face to face!!!

:winkwink:

TheMob 01-02-2005 01:39 AM

hmm, how about some tissues?


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