Cocaine seems to be pretty popular. Xanax and Vicoden are probably winners as well. Ya can't forget to pack those convention necessities. Also remember to keep the marijuana tucked behind your socks in your dress shoes in your carry on bag for easy scanner evasion and transporting.
You probably shouldn't pack the cocaine in the carry on bag and instead you should Fed Ex it to Las Vegas in advance. There are dogs at the airport looking for people like you. Customs come down hard on those kinds of things but you can always have it waiting for you on arrival. Of course you need to do several rails as soon as you get in your hotel room and throw a television out of the window to get motivated to do business with your fellow webmasters. Nothing says, "I'm here to do business" more than slinging something past people's heads from the 27th floor. If the TV is nailed down, a bottle of beer or alarm clock will work just fine.
*Note* If you really want people to notice do something different like tossing the ironing board out of the window and let it glide into the pool. This is Vegas after all, so please try to make it different and more exciting than the Hollywood expo.
The advance shipping method also works for your gun as most of us Americans already know. When you people from other countries walk past the front desk and you see a standard Fed Ex or other postal box behind the counter you can rest assured that it is a fellow webmaster's 9mm or .38 caliber gun that has been shipped in advance and is just waiting to be picked up. Don't forget Las Vegas is the wild west so 1 out of every 4 people you pass has a gun in his pocket. You know how we love guns over here!
Welcome to America!
