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Head · 01-01-2005, 10:32 AM

I didn't yet but it's still new year's day here!

junction · 01-01-2005, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Head

I didn't yet but it's still new year's day here!

No, but I have already jerked off.

candyflip · 01-01-2005, 10:37 AM

Yes. Twice already.

She's still too tired to get out of bed.

xclusive · 01-01-2005, 10:38 AM

Sure have gotta love being married

junction · 01-01-2005, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by xclusive

Sure have gotta love being married

I do actually.....had it not been for a hot drunken night about 9 months ago.....I probably wouldnt have to be jerking it right now.

Head · 01-01-2005, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by junction

No, but I have already jerked off.

Ya I had a little tug myself this morning.

Corleone · 01-01-2005, 10:42 AM

nope... jerked off and thats all . But I'm sure I'll have sex next week :D

Pete · 01-01-2005, 10:43 AM

I jerked off as well.

Pete-KT · 01-01-2005, 10:44 AM

Yup already broke the new year in lastnight around 5am

pete

junction · 01-01-2005, 10:44 AM

Damn....what a sad group we appear to be.

Oliver Klozov · 01-01-2005, 11:18 AM

Twice, got to love New Years

pxxx · 01-01-2005, 11:27 AM

Was supposed to, but gf is in this "mood" that she don't want to do shit with me. I am giving her some space, she will soon or later miss the cock.

Dugmor · 01-01-2005, 11:29 AM

Yep..... went to the local whore house right around 3: 00 a.m. and took her back till about 3: 00 p.m.

Babagirls · 01-01-2005, 11:46 AM

i stayed home while the man was out partying (i didnt feel like partyin much last night) so instead, i sat here at home and masterbated LOL

cayne · 01-01-2005, 11:56 AM

here not, I had the possibility to fuck a more or less fat girl...but nah. no need!

Babaganoosh · 01-01-2005, 11:57 AM

Yup. About 5 AM.

BackToMine · 01-01-2005, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Babagirls

so instead, i sat here at home and masterbated LOL

Battuss · 01-01-2005, 12:06 PM

So I was fucking her doggy style and decide to pull a 'Houdini'. Right before I cum, I made noises like I had just shot my load, although it was still about 10 seconds away. So she freaks the fuck out and whirls around to check my dick, and is like "ohh my god you didn't just cum in me, did.." Right then I shot my load in face mid-sentence. Then I slapped her in the face *hard* and wiped the cum on my hand off on her hair.
I start laughing and she loses it. She starts blubbering and whining "I love you so much, and you treat me like shit. what is wrong wiht you?" I quickly lose patience, and grab all her shit and toss it in the hallway (but not before I take the weed out of her pocket). "Get the fuck out of here you dumb cunt" She runs out the door with tears and cum streaming down her face. I laugh and laugh and she is banging on the door. I light up her weed and can still hear her wimpering in the hallway. She finally left and I hope that hahahaha doesn't bother me anymore, she has a scar on her breast from getting something removed and that was a real turnoff.
Damn, its good to be King!

BackToMine · 01-01-2005, 12:19 PM

not the real Battuss

Vitasoy · 01-01-2005, 12:23 PM

No but I jerked off this year

Illicit · 01-01-2005, 12:26 PM

I too did the New Years Jerk Off... I even decided to join a pay site to help out... but right after I joined the freakin thing crashed... I was pretty pissed about this... that added alot more time to find suitable material

mrthumbs · 01-01-2005, 12:39 PM

guys telling each other how and when the masturbated.. gotta love gfy.

mrthumbs · 01-01-2005, 12:41 PM

A simple 'no' woulsd be sufficient guys

Violetta · 01-01-2005, 12:48 PM

2 times with my gf. Good start!

Head · 01-01-2005, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Battuss

So I was fucking her doggy style and decide to pull a 'Houdini'. Right before I cum, I made noises like I had just shot my load, although it was still about 10 seconds away. So she freaks the fuck out and whirls around to check my dick, and is like "ohh my god you didn't just cum in me, did.." Right then I shot my load in face mid-sentence. Then I slapped her in the face *hard* and wiped the cum on my hand off on her hair.
I start laughing and she loses it. She starts blubbering and whining "I love you so much, and you treat me like shit. what is wrong wiht you?" I quickly lose patience, and grab all her shit and toss it in the hallway (but not before I take the weed out of her pocket). "Get the fuck out of here you dumb cunt" She runs out the door with tears and cum streaming down her face. I laugh and laugh and she is banging on the door. I light up her weed and can still hear her wimpering in the hallway. She finally left and I hope that hahahaha doesn't bother me anymore, she has a scar on her breast from getting something removed and that was a real turnoff.
Damn, its good to be King!

You're not a nice person.

Elli · 01-01-2005, 02:18 PM

Sure did! We did it at 11:30 last night, then cuddled while the ball dropped, then did it again at 12:30 for another hour.

I call that ringing in the New Year RIGHT

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Corleone C.R.E.A.M Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 15,262	nope... jerked off and thats all . But I'm sure I'll have sex next week :D

01-01-2005, 10:44 AM	#9
Pete-KT Workin With The Devil Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: West Bloomfield, MI Posts: 51,532	Yup already broke the new year in lastnight around 5am pete

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01-01-2005, 12:06 PM	#18
Battuss So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 110	So I was fucking her doggy style and decide to pull a 'Houdini'. Right before I cum, I made noises like I had just shot my load, although it was still about 10 seconds away. So she freaks the fuck out and whirls around to check my dick, and is like "ohh my god you didn't just cum in me, did.." Right then I shot my load in face mid-sentence. Then I slapped her in the face hard and wiped the cum on my hand off on her hair. I start laughing and she loses it. She starts blubbering and whining "I love you so much, and you treat me like shit. what is wrong wiht you?" I quickly lose patience, and grab all her shit and toss it in the hallway (but not before I take the weed out of her pocket). "Get the fuck out of here you dumb cunt" She runs out the door with tears and cum streaming down her face. I laugh and laugh and she is banging on the door. I light up her weed and can still hear her wimpering in the hallway. She finally left and I hope that hahahaha doesn't bother me anymore, she has a scar on her breast from getting something removed and that was a real turnoff. Damn, its good to be King!

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BackToMine Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 541	not the real Battuss

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Illicit wtf ? Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: GFY Posts: 11,895	I too did the New Years Jerk Off... I even decided to join a pay site to help out... but right after I joined the freakin thing crashed... I was pretty pissed about this... that added alot more time to find suitable material __________________ Insert Sig Here

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01-01-2005, 12:41 PM	#23
mrthumbs salad tossing sig guy Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: mrthumbs*gmail.com Posts: 11,702	A simple 'no' woulsd be sufficient guys

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01-01-2005, 02:18 PM	#26
Elli Reach for those stars! Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 17,991	Sure did! We did it at 11:30 last night, then cuddled while the ball dropped, then did it again at 12:30 for another hour. I call that ringing in the New Year RIGHT __________________ email: [email protected]