So did anyone get laid this year yet?
 

I didn't yet but it's still new year's day here! :Graucho

No, but I have already jerked off.

Yes. Twice already.

She's still too tired to get out of bed.

Sure have gotta love being married

I do actually.....had it not been for a hot drunken night about 9 months ago.....I probably wouldnt have to be jerking it right now.

Ya I had a little tug myself this morning.

nope... jerked off and thats all . But I'm sure I'll have sex next week :D

I jerked off as well.

Yup already broke the new year in lastnight around 5am

pete

Damn....what a sad group we appear to be.

Twice, got to love New Years

Was supposed to, but gf is in this "mood" that she don't want to do shit with me. I am giving her some space, she will soon or later miss the cock.

Yep..... went to the local whore house right around 3: 00 a.m. and took her back till about 3: 00 p.m.

i stayed home while the man was out partying (i didnt feel like partyin much last night) so instead, i sat here at home and masterbated LOL

here not, I had the possibility to fuck a more or less fat girl...but nah. no need!

Yup. About 5 AM.

:Graucho :Graucho :Graucho

So I was fucking her doggy style and decide to pull a 'Houdini'. Right before I cum, I made noises like I had just shot my load, although it was still about 10 seconds away. So she freaks the fuck out and whirls around to check my dick, and is like "ohh my god you didn't just cum in me, did.." Right then I shot my load in face mid-sentence. Then I slapped her in the face *hard* and wiped the cum on my hand off on her hair.
I start laughing and she loses it. She starts blubbering and whining "I love you so much, and you treat me like shit. what is wrong wiht you?" I quickly lose patience, and grab all her shit and toss it in the hallway (but not before I take the weed out of her pocket). "Get the fuck out of here you dumb cunt" She runs out the door with tears and cum streaming down her face. I laugh and laugh and she is banging on the door. I light up her weed and can still hear her wimpering in the hallway. She finally left and I hope that hahahaha doesn't bother me anymore, she has a scar on her breast from getting something removed and that was a real turnoff.
Damn, its good to be King!

not the real Battuss

No but I jerked off this year

I too did the New Years Jerk Off... I even decided to join a pay site to help out... but right after I joined the freakin thing crashed... I was pretty pissed about this... that added alot more time to find suitable material

guys telling each other how and when the masturbated.. gotta love gfy.

A simple 'no' woulsd be sufficient guys

2 times with my gf. Good start!

You're not a nice person.

Sure did! We did it at 11:30 last night, then cuddled while the ball dropped, then did it again at 12:30 for another hour. :) I call that ringing in the New Year RIGHT :)