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Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed. |
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What was the worst gift you recieved for Christmas?
Come on, anyone recieve any duds?
Friends and I had a Secret Santa party, and someone recieved a tin of potatoes. |
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good question
id have to say this ugly camera case someone got me, it was orange |
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I went all out for my parents gifts this year and invited them to a Christmas dinner I was making.
They stopped at Trader Joes along the way and bought me groceries. |
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#5 |
March 1st, 2003
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Well my Sykkboy blow up doll only came with one hole...so my exploring is a bit limited.
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hey..wanna do lunch this week? Like Thursday..trying to get Sykk, Lude and Lim_Joe out.
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Back in the harbor
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H.B.I.C.
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I got my period.
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Jesus loves bacon
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I'll have to get you the new SykkBoy Blowup Doll version 2.0 it was the new penis extender
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i hate getting cheap chocolate actually....always get tons of that
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Well...I didn't get any Christmas gifts this year so I can't say I got any duds.
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Jesus loves bacon
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I'm getting tired of those giant popcorn tins
I must have about 20 of them and can't even re-gift them because everyone else seems to have them too... I mean, I enjoy popcorn, but damn...
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wtf ?
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I try to regift the bad presents as soon as possible.
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Jesus loves bacon
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Ash Tray and I don't smoke
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stc is the greatest
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It was on the tenth day of Christmas here at GFY.
It was 10 sig whores posting. |
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I need a beer
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figure skates.....
I distinctly said CCM Hockey skates God Damn it!! 22 years and its still maddening |
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#29 |
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Is there really such a thing as a bad gift? Potatoes...well you can give them to the homeless LOL
I think as long as others think about me and purchase a gift it's all good. I got some SpongeBob socks (knitted) and a SpongeBob poster the other day, they came from the kids hearts and I adore them. Where am I going to put a SpongeBob poster? I'm not ever going to wear the socks but hey, what can you do. It's just cute LOL. But I don't think that I have ever had a "worst gift" situation. Even if I had, it still would be good. Just wait Zoe, we'll roast those babies in a few days LOL
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shoe rack
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i have yet to received any worst gift, so far, coz if it does came from the bottom of their heart then i will gladly appreciate it, besides is it the thought that counts.
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I understand, hell, my parents used to tell me when I was younger that if I recieved horse shit for Christmas I would still be happy, beause I would think a house would come the following year.
But, how about this: Two years ago I recieved a dead cat. This guy who really freaked me out killed it, wrapped it, and gave it to me, since I liked animals. |
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I didnt get any shitty presents. and for this I am thankful
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I got a book that is supposed to be full of naughty jokes, but the shit in it is not funny or naughty.
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Two fresh affiliate progs
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I liked them all. :food-smil
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#36 |
GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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Clothes, that do not fit. Take the cake.
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I'm here for SPORT
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- x-mas sucked after i realized zoe wasn't wearig a bow under my tree
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The last thing I will wear on earth is anything that touches my neck higher than the average Tshirt .. I got 3 Fold down neck sweaters, whatever you call them 1s not so bad , but the other two hit the closet .
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