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Old 12-27-2004, 01:18 AM   #1
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why men DONT iron their own clothes
I was ironing these new pimpin pants i got for christmas on da ironing board...

Now, I'm no shortass - and I'd just gotten out of the shower. What man knows how to iron properly? I'm certainly no different and in my carelessness in standing too close to the board, the iron runs staight past my cock and burns the shit out of it.

MEN WERE NOT MADE TO IRON CLOTHES!!!

Women - if you truely care for your man, do the fucking housework!
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Old 12-27-2004, 01:20 AM   #2
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I can do many things, MANY, but I will never ever know how to iron properly
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Old 12-27-2004, 01:20 AM   #3
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I was ironing these new pimpin pants i got for christmas on da ironing board...

Now, I'm no shortass - and I'd just gotten out of the shower. What man knows how to iron properly? I'm certainly no different and in my carelessness in standing too close to the board, the iron runs staight past my cock and burns the shit out of it.

MEN WERE NOT MADE TO IRON CLOTHES!!!

Women - if you truely care for your man, do the fucking housework!
i always thought you were a woman
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Old 12-27-2004, 01:22 AM   #4
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Thank God for my wife. I couldn't iron to save my life.
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Old 12-27-2004, 01:23 AM   #5
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i always thought you were a woman
you might be thinking of efnet/p doot, != d00t
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Old 12-27-2004, 01:25 AM   #6
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you burned your cock?


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Old 12-27-2004, 01:37 AM   #7
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thats why you never ever handle anything hot including cooking without wearing at least boxers imo.
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Old 12-27-2004, 01:41 AM   #8
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Spend some time in the military and you will be teaching your wife/girlfriend how to press a pair of pants, shirts or whatever!
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Old 12-27-2004, 01:42 AM   #9
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you ironed your dick?

that fucking sucks!!!

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you might be thinking of efnet/p doot, != d00t
nope. you
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"Women - if you truely care for your man, do the fucking housework!"

What?!?! Good grief - that's what a maid is for isn't it?
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Old 12-27-2004, 01:48 AM   #12
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I find the dryer to be the best form of ironing.
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Old 12-27-2004, 01:53 AM   #13
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ironing is easy,i do it myself
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Old 12-27-2004, 02:15 AM   #14
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After 7 years in the Army, I can iron the wrinkles out of anything
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Old 12-27-2004, 02:17 AM   #15
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After 7 years in the Army, I can iron the wrinkles out of anything
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Old 12-27-2004, 02:18 AM   #16
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I can do a lot of things usually done by women except for ironing and folding the fitted sheet that you put on the bed first.
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Old 12-27-2004, 02:20 AM   #17
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Old 12-27-2004, 03:09 AM   #18
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Old 12-27-2004, 03:18 AM   #19
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I can do a lot of things usually done by women except for ironing and folding the fitted sheet that you put on the bed first.
Yeah, how the fuck do women fold those so well? I don't even try anymore. I just roll them up in a ball and throw 'em in the linen closet.
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Old 12-27-2004, 03:36 AM   #20
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that's why you need:

W.I.F.E.

wash iron fuck etc.
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Old 12-27-2004, 03:40 AM   #21
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I can iron, its pretty easy too.
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Old 12-27-2004, 03:41 AM   #22
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that's why you need:

W.I.F.E.

wash iron fuck etc.
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Old 12-27-2004, 03:47 AM   #23
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i almost did that a couple time myself lol
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Old 12-27-2004, 03:49 AM   #24
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thats why you never ever handle anything hot including cooking without wearing at least boxers imo.

word to that. splattering hot shit sucks while cooking naked
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Old 12-27-2004, 03:52 AM   #25
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Spend some time in the military and you will be teaching your wife/girlfriend how to press a pair of pants, shirts or whatever!
Isn't that the truth...

I still fold my t-shirts so they are "skinny, fat, fat, skinny"

Generally I can fold good enough where no iron is necessary..otherwise two words, DRY CLEANER!
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Old 12-27-2004, 03:54 AM   #26
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what makes you think a woman is any better at that shit?

my boyfriend is the one who is a cleaning neat freak not me.

and ass for the fitted sheet, im fine with the rolled in a tube/ball shape haha.
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Old 12-27-2004, 05:19 AM   #27
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I only iron, when it's special occasions. Other then that wrinkle is fashion
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If you can't iron your clothes that is sad, must look stupid with everything all wrinkled....for those who "can't" iron, who does your laundry and cleaning, mom?
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Old 12-27-2004, 06:19 AM   #30
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Old 12-27-2004, 06:54 AM   #31
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I find the dryer to be the best form of ironing.
You got that right.
...and it's extremely difficult to burn your dick with the dryer.
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If you can't iron your clothes that is sad, must look stupid with everything all wrinkled....for those who "can't" iron, who does your laundry and cleaning, mom?
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I can get the wrinkles outta next to any fabric on the planet thanks to 12 years of catholic schooling and the last 10 years of working in Corporate day gigs.....

I iron all my wifes clothes perfectly. She loves it.
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Old 12-27-2004, 07:40 AM   #35
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I always iron all my clothes.
I live alone and someone has to do it.
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Old 12-27-2004, 07:45 AM   #36
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My husband is a great ironer!!! He irons all the kids uniforms and anything I need as well. I am blessed.
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Old 12-27-2004, 07:57 AM   #37
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Apologies, just had to dig this one up from a XNations contest.
Been drinking a few tonight and well I see this picture of myself ironing
my own cloths fits the topic.



The truth is that I do know how to use a iron and always remember
that the ironing board must be set at the correct height if your doing it as above.
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