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  • d00t
    Confirmed User
    • Sep 2002
    • 3766
    #1

    why men DONT iron their own clothes

    I was ironing these new pimpin pants i got for christmas on da ironing board...

    Now, I'm no shortass - and I'd just gotten out of the shower. What man knows how to iron properly? I'm certainly no different and in my carelessness in standing too close to the board, the iron runs staight past my cock and burns the shit out of it.

    MEN WERE NOT MADE TO IRON CLOTHES!!!

    Women - if you truely care for your man, do the fucking housework!
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    • azguy
      Confirmed User
      • Nov 2004
      • 5167
      #2
      I can do many things, MANY, but I will never ever know how to iron properly

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        • SleazyDream
          I'm here for SPORT
          • Jul 2001
          • 41470
          #3
          Originally posted by d00t
          I was ironing these new pimpin pants i got for christmas on da ironing board...

          Now, I'm no shortass - and I'd just gotten out of the shower. What man knows how to iron properly? I'm certainly no different and in my carelessness in standing too close to the board, the iron runs staight past my cock and burns the shit out of it.

          MEN WERE NOT MADE TO IRON CLOTHES!!!

          Women - if you truely care for your man, do the fucking housework!
          i always thought you were a woman
          This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

          Now read without the word dog.

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            • junction
              Confirmed User
              • Dec 2002
              • 2411
              #4
              Thank God for my wife. I couldn't iron to save my life.

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                • d00t
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                  • Sep 2002
                  • 3766
                  #5
                  Originally posted by SleazyDream
                  i always thought you were a woman
                  you might be thinking of efnet/p doot, != d00t
                  Last edited by d00t; 12-26-2004, 11:24 PM. Reason: board doesnt like 2x =

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                    • Mefo
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jun 2002
                      • 6169
                      #6
                      you burned your cock?


                      ouch

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                        • infecto
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                          • May 2003
                          • 1697
                          #7
                          thats why you never ever handle anything hot including cooking without wearing at least boxers imo.

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                            • Warden
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                              • Nov 2002
                              • 2906
                              #8
                              Spend some time in the military and you will be teaching your wife/girlfriend how to press a pair of pants, shirts or whatever!
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                                • psyko514
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                                  • Oct 2002
                                  • 22366
                                  #9
                                  you ironed your dick?

                                  that fucking sucks!!!


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                                    • SleazyDream
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                                      • Jul 2001
                                      • 41470
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by d00t
                                      you might be thinking of efnet/p doot, != d00t
                                      nope. you
                                      This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                      Now read without the word dog.

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                                        • D Flower
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Dec 2004
                                          • 352
                                          #11
                                          "Women - if you truely care for your man, do the fucking housework!"

                                          What?!?! Good grief - that's what a maid is for isn't it?
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                                            • Entropy
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                                              • May 2004
                                              • 4128
                                              #12
                                              I find the dryer to be the best form of ironing.
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                                                • Theo
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                                                  • May 2001
                                                  • 34515
                                                  #13
                                                  ironing is easy,i do it myself

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                                                    • Mr Pheer
                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                      • Dec 2002
                                                      • 22083
                                                      #14
                                                      After 7 years in the Army, I can iron the wrinkles out of anything

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                                                        • Warden
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Nov 2002
                                                          • 2906
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by MrPheer
                                                          After 7 years in the Army, I can iron the wrinkles out of anything
                                                          true dat!
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                                                            • Babaganoosh
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                                                              • Nov 2001
                                                              • 15841
                                                              #16
                                                              I can do a lot of things usually done by women except for ironing and folding the fitted sheet that you put on the bed first.
                                                              I like pie.

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                                                                • Hustlin Entertainment
                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                  • May 2002
                                                                  • 2326
                                                                  #17
                                                                  d00t d00t

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                                                                    • d00t
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Sep 2002
                                                                      • 3766
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by Hustlin Entertainment
                                                                      d00t d00t
                                                                      wanna come kiss it better?

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                                                                        • chodadog
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Apr 2002
                                                                          • 9736
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by Armed & Hammered
                                                                          I can do a lot of things usually done by women except for ironing and folding the fitted sheet that you put on the bed first.
                                                                          Yeah, how the fuck do women fold those so well? I don't even try anymore. I just roll them up in a ball and throw 'em in the linen closet.
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                                                                            • bizmak
                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                              • Apr 2004
                                                                              • 10014
                                                                              #20
                                                                              that's why you need:

                                                                              W.I.F.E.

                                                                              wash iron fuck etc.

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                                                                                • Platinumpimp
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                                                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                                                  • 10214
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  I can iron, its pretty easy too.
                                                                                  I design logo's.

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                                                                                    • d00t
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Sep 2002
                                                                                      • 3766
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by bizmak
                                                                                      that's why you need:

                                                                                      W.I.F.E.

                                                                                      wash iron fuck etc.
                                                                                      hahaha i like

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                                                                                        • kmanrox
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                                                                                          • Oct 2001
                                                                                          • 29295
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          i almost did that a couple time myself lol
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                                                                                            • budz
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                                                                                              • Sep 2003
                                                                                              • 4230
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by infecto
                                                                                              thats why you never ever handle anything hot including cooking without wearing at least boxers imo.

                                                                                              word to that. splattering hot shit sucks while cooking naked
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                                                                                                • Axzar
                                                                                                  Random Jackass
                                                                                                  • Feb 2003
                                                                                                  • 1837
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Warden
                                                                                                  Spend some time in the military and you will be teaching your wife/girlfriend how to press a pair of pants, shirts or whatever!
                                                                                                  Isn't that the truth...

                                                                                                  I still fold my t-shirts so they are "skinny, fat, fat, skinny"

                                                                                                  Generally I can fold good enough where no iron is necessary..otherwise two words, DRY CLEANER!

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                                                                                                    • MissMiranda
                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                      • Jul 2004
                                                                                                      • 583
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      what makes you think a woman is any better at that shit?

                                                                                                      my boyfriend is the one who is a cleaning neat freak not me.

                                                                                                      and ass for the fitted sheet, im fine with the rolled in a tube/ball shape haha.

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                                                                                                        • Vitasoy
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                                                                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                                                                          • 58202
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          I only iron, when it's special occasions. Other then that wrinkle is fashion


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                                                                                                            • Evil Doer
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                                                                                                              • Dec 2004
                                                                                                              • 915
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              If you can't iron your clothes that is sad, must look stupid with everything all wrinkled....for those who "can't" iron, who does your laundry and cleaning, mom?
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                                                                                                                • xclusive
                                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                  • Apr 2004
                                                                                                                  • 35218
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  I can Iron, Sew, and cook I just like to be able to do a little of everything...

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                                                                                                                    • SugarSusan
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                                                                                                                      • Nov 2004
                                                                                                                      • 157
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by D Flower
                                                                                                                      "Women - if you truely care for your man, do the fucking housework!"

                                                                                                                      What?!?! Good grief - that's what a maid is for isn't it?

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                                                                                                                        • mardigras
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                                                                                                                          • Feb 2003
                                                                                                                          • 14194
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Entropy
                                                                                                                          I find the dryer to be the best form of ironing.
                                                                                                                          You got that right.
                                                                                                                          ...and it's extremely difficult to burn your dick with the dryer.
                                                                                                                          .

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                                                                                                                            • chemicaleyes
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                                                                                                                              • Aug 2003
                                                                                                                              • 11569
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              ouch, lol
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                                                                                                                                • strats
                                                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                  • Feb 2004
                                                                                                                                  • 1805
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by retard
                                                                                                                                  If you can't iron your clothes that is sad, must look stupid with everything all wrinkled....for those who "can't" iron, who does your laundry and cleaning, mom?
                                                                                                                                  a bcdefgh

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                                                                                                                                    • Herb Kornfield
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                                                                                                                                      • Sep 2002
                                                                                                                                      • 4996
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      I can get the wrinkles outta next to any fabric on the planet thanks to 12 years of catholic schooling and the last 10 years of working in Corporate day gigs.....

                                                                                                                                      I iron all my wifes clothes perfectly. She loves it.

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                                                                                                                                        • polish_aristocrat
                                                                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                          • Jul 2002
                                                                                                                                          • 40377
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          I always iron all my clothes.
                                                                                                                                          I live alone and someone has to do it.
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                                                                                                                                            • JustJen
                                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                              • Aug 2002
                                                                                                                                              • 1233
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              My husband is a great ironer!!! He irons all the kids uniforms and anything I need as well. I am blessed.


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                                                                                                                                                • monaro
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                                                                                                                                                  • Aug 2003
                                                                                                                                                  • 968
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Apologies, just had to dig this one up from a XNations contest.
                                                                                                                                                  Been drinking a few tonight and well I see this picture of myself ironing
                                                                                                                                                  my own cloths fits the topic.



                                                                                                                                                  The truth is that I do know how to use a iron and always remember
                                                                                                                                                  that the ironing board must be set at the correct height if your doing it as above.

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