Originally Posted by d00t

I was ironing these new pimpin pants i got for christmas on da ironing board...

Now, I'm no shortass - and I'd just gotten out of the shower. What man knows how to iron properly? I'm certainly no different and in my carelessness in standing too close to the board, the iron runs staight past my cock and burns the shit out of it.

MEN WERE NOT MADE TO IRON CLOTHES!!!

Women - if you truely care for your man, do the fucking housework!