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12-25-2004, 12:32 AM
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Ur most embarrasing moment as a kid?????
id have to say when iw as uhhhhh 11 or so i was outside playing with freinds all of a sudden i got the BG's(bubble guts) and had to shit really bad(the squirts) and i fucking ran into the house to run upstairs and half way up the stairs it just came out and shit my pants. So instead of cleaning em i walked outside to the balcony and threw my shorts outside so i wouldne get caught and my freinds wouldnt know i shit myself. Then about 20 min later i was outside playing and my grandma came outside in front of all my freinds and some chicks i liked and she was all "Do you know whos shorts were outside hanging on a tree with shit in them"? Then my freinds saw it was the shorts ihad on earlier and i never got laughed at so hard in my life...Even the chicks were crackin up..worst moment ever..
So basically after i shit myself i threw the shorts outside and thought they landed in a bush or something and they got stuck on the tree and grandma found em going out to do laundry... It takes alot of guts to admit this sick shit but hey, i was 11  BTW Merry christmas Everyone!!!!!! 
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/end jocking aarons thread
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 go back to irc with your /end launguage... u gotta get out of the house more. U know talk regular
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Dave I know I have had moments such as these, I just can't think of any at the moment. Thanks for sharing a funny story and Merry Christmas!
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12-25-2004, 12:39 AM
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I was 14. During a facny-schmancy dinner party, the dog showed up with a condom in his mouth he'd fished out of the garbage pail in my room.
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J thanks for reminding me of one of MANY of my embarassing moments. I was 15 years old and for some reason our cat LOVED rubber bands. Well at this time I was starting to have sex and I made the mistake of putting a used condom in the garbage. A few days later my mother comes to me with a piece of cat shit on a scooper. The shit had a condom in it! (ewwww). The only thing I could say was, it sure looks like Max (that was the cats name), really has some sick fetishes. My witty reply didn't get me out of being grounded or my mother thinking every girl who I hung around with was a dirty little whore! |
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12-25-2004, 12:46 AM
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I love to racism, bro!
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Barfed all over the place in kindergarten. Even in high school people would still say "hey, remember that time...?"
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Just another one, but i had to piss really bad and my buddy wouldnt answer his doorbell n shit so i couldnt hold it and pissed in the bush..All of a sudden my buddy comes running out of the bush cuz i pissed on him LOL. I love memories. But ya then i got treased forevr until i moved out of the neighborhood with "The pissboy" as a alias.
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