id have to say when iw as uhhhhh 11 or so i was outside playing with freinds all of a sudden i got the BG's(bubble guts) and had to shit really bad(the squirts) and i fucking ran into the house to run upstairs and half way up the stairs it just came out and shit my pants. So instead of cleaning em i walked outside to the balcony and threw my shorts outside so i wouldne get caught and my freinds wouldnt know i shit myself. Then about 20 min later i was outside playing and my grandma came outside in front of all my freinds and some chicks i liked and she was all "Do you know whos shorts were outside hanging on a tree with shit in them"? Then my freinds saw it was the shorts ihad on earlier and i never got laughed at so hard in my life...Even the chicks were crackin up..worst moment ever..
So basically after i shit myself i threw the shorts outside and thought they landed in a bush or something and they got stuck on the tree and grandma found em going out to do laundry...
It takes alot of guts to admit this sick shit but hey, i was 11
BTW Merry christmas Everyone!!!!!!
