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Originally Posted by 2HousePlague
I was 14. During a facny-schmancy dinner party, the dog showed up with a condom in his mouth he'd fished out of the garbage pail in my room.
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J thanks for reminding me of one of MANY of my embarassing moments.
I was 15 years old and for some reason our cat LOVED rubber bands.
Well at this time I was starting to have sex and I made the mistake of putting a used condom in the garbage. A few days later my mother comes to me with a piece of cat shit on a scooper. The shit had a condom in it! (ewwww). The only thing I could say was, it sure looks like Max (that was the cats name), really has some sick fetishes. My witty reply didn't get me out of being grounded or my mother thinking every girl who I hung around with was a dirty little whore!