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Manowar · 12-23-2004, 11:34 AM

give him a picture of chris rea and tell him thats you a couple of years back

nofx · 12-23-2004, 11:46 AM

Tell him that suicide turns you on and then paypal him enough money to buy a box of bullets.

gideongallery · 12-23-2004, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by basadmin

im 30 sarah not 19

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Ron · 12-23-2004, 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by TurboAngel

I think it will work.

It works. Years ago i told a girl who had a cush on me that i whas gay. She never called again.

Unfortunatly i forgot she had a brother who whas gay.....

DavieVegas · 12-23-2004, 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by sarah_webinc

and not look too cruel?

This 19 year old metal kid that saw me at some gig and then found me online keeps emailing me and messaging me telling me he is in love with me. I didn't believe he saw me at a gig but he knew the gig and what I was wearing...lordknows how he found me online.

I stopped replying to messages and mails but i get them all the time from him. He is in love with me. He is a virgin but wants to save his first time for me (lol) and now he will kill himself if I don't meet him.

Now, I never go to gigs without a male companion so I think I am okay at the actual gigs just don't need this right now even if it is flattering. He did call me an older woman though...so maybe a little cruel is okay.

just give him some ass and bruise his cock and hell never come back again

Sarah_Jayne · 12-23-2004, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by DavieVegas

just give him some ass and bruise his cock and hell never come back again

sadly, I have never had anyone that hasn't come back for more so i don't think that would work and would rather not go there

Webby · 12-23-2004, 02:47 PM

sarah_webinc:

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how do I shake a 19 year old that has a crush on me ?

He's a kid who needs his head straightened - he is not alone - there are loads like him, even in the adult webmaster scenario.

He may or may not be a serious problem, but that stuff can end up dangerous.

Hard to say what to do - but one full explanation to quit (if you want to be "nice"), - if he is still there with a third email or whatever - it's a law enforcement problem sadly.

European Lee · 12-23-2004, 02:53 PM

Tell him you only sleep with gay guys

If he tells you he is gay then tell him he has to prove it and you know a guy in Florida willing to assist you with the testing process ;)

Hope you have a good holiday hon

Regards,

Lee

Fatalspeed · 12-23-2004, 02:54 PM

cut off his dick

Sarah_Jayne · 12-23-2004, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by European Lee

Tell him you only sleep with gay guys

If he tells you he is gay then tell him he has to prove it and you know a guy in Florida willing to assist you with the testing process ;)

Hope you have a good holiday hon

Regards,

Lee

you know, that statement isn't that far from true...well bi guys anyway.

Hope yours is great too hon...i'll pull a cracker for you ;)

European Lee · 12-23-2004, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by sarah_webinc

i'll pull a cracker for you ;)

Haha yeah i cant beleive they dont have those in the US LOL

Regards,

Lee

Sarah_Jayne · 12-23-2004, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by European Lee

Haha yeah i cant beleive they dont have those in the US LOL

Regards,

Lee

my mom tried to bring some back with her when she went back last week and they took them from her at the airport. Apparently they are banned from carry on luggage now..lol

Meloman · 12-23-2004, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by chodadog

He knows about what's happened recently and is still hassling you? Tell him you'll meet him. Only have one of your large male friends meet him instead with a kick in the face. Guys like that only understand having the shit beat out of them. Beiieve me, he won't go away. If you're too nice to have him beat upon, call the cops, but i don't think it's as effective.

I was thinking the same thing. The simple fact that he says he'll kill himself is NOT cool. That shows he's either just a weirdo or worse.

Go rent a VERY big black body guard like the rappers use. Have that body guard meet the stalker and make it clear that he's not to contact you. Will work even better if the body guard is willing to hold the guy up with one hand and explain it to the stalker while he's dangling, lol.

Hell, bring a camera and watch from the sidelines...would probably make a funny video, lol

Meloman · 12-23-2004, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by chodadog

He knows about what's happened recently and is still hassling you? Tell him you'll meet him. Only have one of your large male friends meet him instead with a kick in the face. Guys like that only understand having the shit beat out of them. Beiieve me, he won't go away. If you're too nice to have him beat upon, call the cops, but i don't think it's as effective.

I was thinking the same thing. The simple fact that he says he'll kill himself is NOT cool. That shows he's either just a weirdo or worse.

Go rent a VERY big black body guard like famouse people have. Have that body guard meet the stalker and make it clear that he's not to contact you. Will work even better if the body guard is willing to hold the guy up with one hand and explain it to the stalker while he's dangling, lol.

Hell, bring a camera and watch from the sidelines...would probably make a funny video, lol

Kard63 · 12-23-2004, 03:35 PM

Be a good girl and give him some. Consider it community service.

MrJackMeHoff · 12-23-2004, 03:37 PM

Stop being a bitch and fuck the poor kid geez some people...

brizzad · 12-23-2004, 03:48 PM

if you *REALLY* want him gone...

convince him you want to fuck him.. go through with everything, and when he gets his pants off, and you see his dick be like.. OH MY GOD THAT'S THE SMALLEST DICK EVER, IM NOT FUCKING THAT, PLEASE LEAVE!

i know if a girl did that to me, i'd NEVER contact her again ever

escorpio · 12-23-2004, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by European Lee

Haha yeah i cant beleive they dont have those in the US LOL

Regards,

Lee

You can find them in specialty shops with U.K. imports.

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brizzad holla Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: KFC Posts: 11,769	if you REALLY want him gone... convince him you want to fuck him.. go through with everything, and when he gets his pants off, and you see his dick be like.. OH MY GOD THAT'S THE SMALLEST DICK EVER, IM NOT FUCKING THAT, PLEASE LEAVE! i know if a girl did that to me, i'd NEVER contact her again ever