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Old 12-20-2004, 12:46 PM   #1
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I Will Tattoo Your URL On My Body For Money (PRICE LIST)

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Old 12-20-2004, 12:49 PM   #2
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So for the right price, you'll wear "ISuckDick.com" ??
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Old 12-20-2004, 12:49 PM   #3
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So for the right price, you'll wear "ISuckDick.com" ??
On my forehead for a million. Got the dough playa?
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Old 12-20-2004, 12:50 PM   #4
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On my forehead for a million. Got the dough playa?
Even if I did, I wouldn't shell it out for a webmaster's body.

Seriously.. who's going to see that??
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Old 12-20-2004, 12:53 PM   #5
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Old 12-20-2004, 12:54 PM   #6
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Even if I did, I wouldn't shell it out for a webmaster's body.

Seriously.. who's going to see that??

his gay friends on webcam
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Old 12-20-2004, 12:54 PM   #7
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Good luck
This is my response to the rest of the "hand me out" threads. At least I'm willing to do *SOMETHING* for the dough
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Old 12-20-2004, 12:55 PM   #8
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Old 12-20-2004, 12:55 PM   #9
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Wow, very interesting.

Good luck with that..
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Old 12-20-2004, 12:56 PM   #10
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Even if I did, I wouldn't shell it out for a webmaster's body.

Seriously.. who's going to see that??
lmao
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Old 12-20-2004, 12:56 PM   #11
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Old 12-20-2004, 12:56 PM   #12
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stupid stupid stupid.
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Old 12-20-2004, 12:57 PM   #13
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Prices need to be competitive to other forms of advertising, mostly talking about the million dollars for the forehead. $1 mil could be spent on a little better advertising than a forehead tattoo, even if it does get exposure.. $1 mil worth of targetted search engine clicks would create a bit more revenue I think.

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Old 12-20-2004, 12:59 PM   #14
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You should link up with HKS, you guys can setup a nice group package together.
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Old 12-20-2004, 12:59 PM   #15
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What happens if you get killed 2 weeks after you get the tatoo?

Do I get a refund then since I wont get long exposure?
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Old 12-20-2004, 01:00 PM   #16
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What happens if you get killed 2 weeks after you get the tatoo?

Do I get a refund then since I wont get long exposure?
These are the chances one takes in an investment
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Old 12-20-2004, 01:03 PM   #17
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These are the chances one takes in an investment
No way..you need to get a better contract made up then that
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Old 12-20-2004, 01:47 PM   #18
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What can $10 get me??
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Old 12-20-2004, 02:12 PM   #19
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Jesus Christ, and here I did it only for the cost of the tattoo.
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Old 12-20-2004, 02:15 PM   #20
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No way..you need to get a better contract made up then that

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Old 12-20-2004, 02:18 PM   #21
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Forehead tat with advertising for a million bucks = great media exposure.
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Old 12-20-2004, 02:19 PM   #22
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A fan got a tattoo of my logo and didnt even ask for anything... I decided to give him a free membership... its the least i could do.. hehe

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Old 12-20-2004, 02:20 PM   #23
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Lets say someone does pay you, who says you wont remove it by laser after you get the money and after a short period of time?

Looks like a very solid investment to me
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Old 12-20-2004, 02:23 PM   #24
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Lol... Not worth it....
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Old 12-20-2004, 02:40 PM   #25
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I'd pay you to put KILLPOLICE.COM on your forehead.
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Old 12-20-2004, 02:42 PM   #26
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