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Old 12-20-2004, 12:46 PM  
Harmon
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I Will Tattoo Your URL On My Body For Money (PRICE LIST)

That's right! You read the title correctly. Now you too can have your company's website advertised on a Human BEING!

Left Arm Bicep ($12,000)

Right Arm Bicep ($15,000 Price increase Due to Max-exposure. I'm a righty.)

Left Leg Calf ($8,500)

Right Leg Calf ($8,500)

Ass Tat ($10,000 - I streak... ALOT!)

Chest Tat ($17,500 - I'm a beach bum)

Back Tat Small ($14,000 - A little cheaper than chest tat, only I don't have to look at it.)

Back Tat Large ($50,000 - Shoulder blade to Shoulder blade)

Forehead Tat ($1,000,000)

All tattoos to be worn for the duration of my life. At no time will I attempt to cover this tattoo up intentionally. I also promise that I will go onto "The Jerry Springer Show" or any other trashy talk show that will allow me on and pimp your URL (Includes Riley's Believe It Or Not).

Paypal, Wires, Checks, Money Orders & Cash are accepted forms of payment.

Click HERE to see my other auctions.
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