I Will Tattoo Your URL On My Body For Money (PRICE LIST) - GoFuckYourself.com

Harmon · 12-20-2004, 12:46 PM

That's right! You read the title correctly. Now you too can have your company's website advertised on a Human BEING!

Left Arm Bicep ($12,000)

Right Arm Bicep ($15,000 Price increase Due to Max-exposure. I'm a righty.)

Left Leg Calf ($8,500)

Right Leg Calf ($8,500)

Ass Tat ($10,000 - I streak... ALOT!)

Chest Tat ($17,500 - I'm a beach bum)

Back Tat Small ($14,000 - A little cheaper than chest tat, only I don't have to look at it.)

Back Tat Large ($50,000 - Shoulder blade to Shoulder blade)

Forehead Tat ($1,000,000)

All tattoos to be worn for the duration of my life. At no time will I attempt to cover this tattoo up intentionally. I also promise that I will go onto "The Jerry Springer Show" or any other trashy talk show that will allow me on and pimp your URL (Includes Riley's Believe It Or Not).

Paypal, Wires, Checks, Money Orders & Cash are accepted forms of payment.

Click HERE to see my other auctions.

StuartD · 12-20-2004, 12:49 PM

So for the right price, you'll wear "ISuckDick.com" ??

Harmon · 12-20-2004, 12:49 PM

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Originally posted by MaskedMan
So for the right price, you'll wear "ISuckDick.com" ??

On my forehead for a million. Got the dough playa?

StuartD · 12-20-2004, 12:50 PM

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Originally posted by Harmon
On my forehead for a million. Got the dough playa?

Even if I did, I wouldn't shell it out for a webmaster's body.

Seriously.. who's going to see that??

xxxoutsourcing · 12-20-2004, 12:53 PM

Good luck

Fake Nick · 12-20-2004, 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MaskedMan
Even if I did, I wouldn't shell it out for a webmaster's body.

Seriously.. who's going to see that??

his gay friends on webcam

Harmon · 12-20-2004, 12:54 PM

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Originally posted by xxxoutsourcing
Good luck

This is my response to the rest of the "hand me out" threads. At least I'm willing to do *SOMETHING* for the dough

Harmon · 12-20-2004, 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fake Nick
his gay friends on webcam

Witt from a twit. Expected

Dcat · 12-20-2004, 12:55 PM

Wow, very interesting.

Good luck with that..

Manowar · 12-20-2004, 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MaskedMan
Even if I did, I wouldn't shell it out for a webmaster's body.

Seriously.. who's going to see that??

lmao

galleryseek · 12-20-2004, 12:56 PM

Twe Russ · 12-20-2004, 12:56 PM

stupid stupid stupid.

Nysus · 12-20-2004, 12:57 PM

Prices need to be competitive to other forms of advertising, mostly talking about the million dollars for the forehead. $1 mil could be spent on a little better advertising than a forehead tattoo, even if it does get exposure.. $1 mil worth of targetted search engine clicks would create a bit more revenue I think.

Matt

emthree · 12-20-2004, 12:59 PM

You should link up with HKS, you guys can setup a nice group package together.

CumSensei · 12-20-2004, 12:59 PM

What happens if you get killed 2 weeks after you get the tatoo?

Do I get a refund then since I wont get long exposure?

Harmon · 12-20-2004, 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CumSensei
What happens if you get killed 2 weeks after you get the tatoo?

Do I get a refund then since I wont get long exposure?

These are the chances one takes in an investment

CumSensei · 12-20-2004, 01:03 PM

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Originally posted by Harmon
These are the chances one takes in an investment

No way..you need to get a better contract made up then that

whodarkman · 12-20-2004, 01:47 PM

What can $10 get me??

Tala · 12-20-2004, 02:12 PM

Jesus Christ, and here I did it only for the cost of the tattoo.

President · 12-20-2004, 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CumSensei
No way..you need to get a better contract made up then that

Take out a life insurance policy on him

Libertine · 12-20-2004, 02:18 PM

Forehead tat with advertising for a million bucks = great media exposure.

killshot · 12-20-2004, 02:19 PM

A fan got a tattoo of my logo and didnt even ask for anything... I decided to give him a free membership... its the least i could do.. hehe

MAGNET · 12-20-2004, 02:20 PM

Lets say someone does pay you, who says you wont remove it by laser after you get the money and after a short period of time?

Looks like a very solid investment to me

tranza · 12-20-2004, 02:23 PM

Lol... Not worth it....

nofx · 12-20-2004, 02:40 PM

I'd pay you to put KILLPOLICE.COM on your forehead.

Harmon · 12-20-2004, 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nofx
I'd pay you to put KILLPOLICE.COM on your forehead.

Gmme the million

JFK · 12-20-2004, 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Harmon
Gmme the million

nice avatar

12-20-2004, 12:46 PM	#1
Harmon ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ) Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 20,010	I Will Tattoo Your URL On My Body For Money (PRICE LIST) That's right! You read the title correctly. Now you too can have your company's website advertised on a Human BEING! Left Arm Bicep ($12,000) Right Arm Bicep ($15,000 Price increase Due to Max-exposure. I'm a righty.) Left Leg Calf ($8,500) Right Leg Calf ($8,500) Ass Tat ($10,000 - I streak... ALOT!) Chest Tat ($17,500 - I'm a beach bum) Back Tat Small ($14,000 - A little cheaper than chest tat, only I don't have to look at it.) Back Tat Large ($50,000 - Shoulder blade to Shoulder blade) Forehead Tat ($1,000,000) All tattoos to be worn for the duration of my life. At no time will I attempt to cover this tattoo up intentionally. I also promise that I will go onto "The Jerry Springer Show" or any other trashy talk show that will allow me on and pimp your URL (Includes Riley's Believe It Or Not). Paypal, Wires, Checks, Money Orders & Cash are accepted forms of payment. Click HERE to see my other auctions. __________________ [email protected]

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Nysus Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 7,817	Prices need to be competitive to other forms of advertising, mostly talking about the million dollars for the forehead. $1 mil could be spent on a little better advertising than a forehead tattoo, even if it does get exposure.. $1 mil worth of targetted search engine clicks would create a bit more revenue I think. Matt __________________ What name is pr0 / Untouched Markets using these days? Untouched Markets - pr0 - Refund My Money Now Someone owes me $2,000 because they didn't do any work that was paid for pointing at pr0 / William / UntouchedMarkets See https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/948258-untouchedmarkets-pr0-refund-money-post16744521.html and for more detailed see https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/948645-re-recent-bullshit-drama-explained-detail-pr0-untouched-markets.html

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Tala Fucked if I know Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Do you have a flag? Posts: 23,368	Jesus Christ, and here I did it only for the cost of the tattoo. __________________ ICQ: 11120676 \| Google: mindcrime \| Skype: suitemindcrime\|E-Mail: mindcrime AT gmail.com\|PR girl with great writing skills for hire!!!! Contact me to work for YOU!\|TECHIEMEDIA? 24/7 support from some of the best techs in the biz. Tell Jim that I sent you.

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tranza ICQ: 197-556-237 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: BRASIL !!! Posts: 57,559	Lol... Not worth it.... __________________ I'm just a newbie.

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