I Will Tattoo Your URL On My Body For Money (PRICE LIST)
 

That's right! You read the title correctly. Now you too can have your company's website advertised on a Human BEING!

Left Arm Bicep ($12,000)

Right Arm Bicep ($15,000 Price increase Due to Max-exposure. I'm a righty.)

Left Leg Calf ($8,500)

Right Leg Calf ($8,500)

Ass Tat ($10,000 - I streak... ALOT!)

Chest Tat ($17,500 - I'm a beach bum)

Back Tat Small ($14,000 - A little cheaper than chest tat, only I don't have to look at it.)

Back Tat Large ($50,000 - Shoulder blade to Shoulder blade)

Forehead Tat ($1,000,000)

All tattoos to be worn for the duration of my life. At no time will I attempt to cover this tattoo up intentionally. I also promise that I will go onto "The Jerry Springer Show" or any other trashy talk show that will allow me on and pimp your URL (Includes Riley's Believe It Or Not).

Paypal, Wires, Checks, Money Orders & Cash are accepted forms of payment.

Click HERE to see my other auctions. :glugglug

So for the right price, you'll wear "ISuckDick.com" ??

On my forehead for a million. Got the dough playa?:Graucho

Even if I did, I wouldn't shell it out for a webmaster's body.

Seriously.. who's going to see that??

Good luck :Graucho

his gay friends on webcam :1orglaugh :Graucho

This is my response to the rest of the "hand me out" threads. At least I'm willing to do *SOMETHING* for the dough :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup

Witt from a twit. Expected :thumbsup

Wow, very interesting.

Good luck with that..

lmao :1orglaugh

wtf

stupid stupid stupid.

Prices need to be competitive to other forms of advertising, mostly talking about the million dollars for the forehead. $1 mil could be spent on a little better advertising than a forehead tattoo, even if it does get exposure.. $1 mil worth of targetted search engine clicks would create a bit more revenue I think. :)

Matt

You should link up with HKS, you guys can setup a nice group package together. :Graucho

What happens if you get killed 2 weeks after you get the tatoo?

Do I get a refund then since I wont get long exposure?

These are the chances one takes in an investment :1orglaugh

No way..you need to get a better contract made up then that :)

What can $10 get me??:321GFY

Jesus Christ, and here I did it only for the cost of the tattoo. :helpme

Take out a life insurance policy on him :Graucho



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:321GFY

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Forehead tat with advertising for a million bucks = great media exposure.

A fan got a tattoo of my logo and didnt even ask for anything... I decided to give him a free membership... its the least i could do.. hehe

http://www.eroticbpm.com/ksimg/ebpmtatt.jpg

Lets say someone does pay you, who says you wont remove it by laser after you get the money and after a short period of time?

Looks like a very solid investment to me:1orglaugh

Lol... Not worth it....

I'd pay you to put KILLPOLICE.COM on your forehead.

Gmme the million :2 cents:

nice avatar:thumbsup