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12-19-2004, 09:14 PM
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Jury Duty
got a summons for jury duty in the mail, anyone recently served on a jury? say's it will last 2 damn weeks???
on a good note it say's they pay a whopping $12.50 per day, $7.50 for expenses and $5 to serve  |
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12-19-2004, 09:17 PM
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If u touch it, I will cum
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like they say, just go in there and say that you hate lawyers and that you beat one up when you were a kid and they'll dismiss you
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12-19-2004, 09:18 PM
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I need a beer
 
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Bring a automatic and start blasting
 
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12-19-2004, 09:19 PM
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I am on call this week,so far nothing but if I have to go I will just sit in the box a yell out KIll KIll KIll.... I think they will let me go home.
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12-19-2004, 09:22 PM
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I never open the damn things. Can they prove you got it? If they can, they better have my sig on file with a certified letter receipt.
Basically, if you don't want to go - don't! It's that simple.
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12-19-2004, 09:23 PM
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just tell them you don't discriminate and you hate everyone equally
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12-19-2004, 09:27 PM
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I was thinking about just showing up drunk
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12-19-2004, 09:30 PM
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Location: Port St. Lucie, Florida
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"i never recieved a notice for jury duty, not my problem the mail system messes up"
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12-19-2004, 09:33 PM
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Two fresh affiliate progs
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Isnt America great.
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12-19-2004, 09:38 PM
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holla
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i got jury duty once...
i faxed them a copy of my school schedule, and my college tuition form showing i pay $8,000 a semester i got excused for going |
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12-19-2004, 09:39 PM
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I just had jury duty in the end of october. Took 3 days. Paid better than that, but not much, lol.
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12-19-2004, 09:47 PM
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Just act like you are biased...then they will find an unbiased juror to take your spot.
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12-19-2004, 09:52 PM
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If you get picked on the first day or else you wont have to hang around
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12-19-2004, 09:55 PM
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I can change this!!!!!
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i was summoned but they cancelled it
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12-19-2004, 10:24 PM
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i get those bout twice a year. i just toss em in the trash.
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12-19-2004, 10:28 PM
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go serve its your duty as a citizen
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12-19-2004, 10:38 PM
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During the jury-selection questioning by both sides for criminal cases, I usually tell them (truthfully) that I was an Army officer who sat on many courts-martial cases, and that I've come to feel that no case goes to trial unless the trying agency is certain that the defendant did indeed commit the offense---this gets the attorney for the defense to pre-emptorily dismiss me.
For civil/law suit cases, I mention how upset I am that I have to sit through a trial just so some plaintiff can try and squeeze some money out of some defendant; then, I rant about lawyers clogging up the court and citizen's time with their frivilous money-making baloney law suits! Plaintiff attorneys then ask for me to be excused from that case! Dave |
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12-19-2004, 10:45 PM
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I wouldn't mind doing jury duty for a week or so, seems like it would be interesting. As long as its a short and crazy case.
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12-19-2004, 10:45 PM
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That's one way to get out of jury duty! Wish I would have had such a great excuse when I served this last summer. It was only one day though - not too bad.
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