Jury Duty

**MrIzzz** · 12-19-2004, 07:17 PM

like they say, just go in there and say that you hate lawyers and that you beat one up when you were a kid and they'll dismiss you

**Spunky** · 12-19-2004, 07:18 PM

Bring a automatic and start blasting

**jukeboxfrank** · 12-19-2004, 07:19 PM

I am on call this week,so far nothing but if I have to go I will just sit in the box a yell out KIll KIll KIll.... I think they will let me go home.

**El Maestro** · 12-19-2004, 07:22 PM

I never open the damn things. Can they prove you got it? If they can, they better have my sig on file with a certified letter receipt.

Basically, if you don't want to go - don't! It's that simple.

**Fred Quimby** · 12-19-2004, 07:23 PM

just tell them you don't discriminate and you hate everyone equally

**cosis** · 12-19-2004, 07:27 PM

I was thinking about just showing up drunk

**Jeff aka NIGHTfall** · 12-19-2004, 07:30 PM

"i never recieved a notice for jury duty, not my problem the mail system messes up"

**NaughtyRob** · 12-19-2004, 07:33 PM

Isnt America great.

**brizzad** · 12-19-2004, 07:38 PM

i got jury duty once...

i faxed them a copy of my school schedule, and my college tuition form showing i pay $8,000 a semester

i got excused for going

**chase** · 12-19-2004, 07:39 PM

I just had jury duty in the end of october. Took 3 days. Paid better than that, but not much, lol.

**I Like Chocolate** · 12-19-2004, 07:47 PM

Just act like you are biased...then they will find an unbiased juror to take your spot.

**UniversalPassLorence** · 12-19-2004, 07:52 PM

If you get picked on the first day or else you wont have to hang around

**Screaming** · 12-19-2004, 07:55 PM

i was summoned but they cancelled it

**Lonny** · 12-19-2004, 08:24 PM

i get those bout twice a year. i just toss em in the trash.

**tony286** · 12-19-2004, 08:28 PM

go serve its your duty as a citizen

**davecummings** · 12-19-2004, 08:38 PM

During the jury-selection questioning by both sides for criminal cases, I usually tell them (truthfully) that I was an Army officer who sat on many courts-martial cases, and that I've come to feel that no case goes to trial unless the trying agency is certain that the defendant did indeed commit the offense---this gets the attorney for the defense to pre-emptorily dismiss me.

For civil/law suit cases, I mention how upset I am that I have to sit through a trial just so some plaintiff can try and squeeze some money out of some defendant; then, I rant about lawyers clogging up the court and citizen's time with their frivilous money-making baloney law suits! Plaintiff attorneys then ask for me to be excused from that case!

Dave

**Rollin Studios** · 12-19-2004, 08:45 PM

I wouldn't mind doing jury duty for a week or so, seems like it would be interesting. As long as its a short and crazy case.

**D Flower** · 12-19-2004, 08:45 PM

That's one way to get out of jury duty! Wish I would have had such a great excuse when I served this last summer. It was only one day though - not too bad.

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