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Pete-KT · 12-10-2004, 05:36 PM

That has ever worked, start sayign them, im bored and wanna see what some fellow webmasters use to get chicks.

Pete

mal · 12-10-2004, 05:38 PM

"i have a big dick, wanna see?"

KobyBoy · 12-10-2004, 05:42 PM

I haven't used this but my buddy did. We were hanging out at a bar watching this girl turn down guys left and right. My buddy walked up to the girl very cool, got an ice cube out of her drink and smashed it on the bar. Then look at her and said "Now that the ice is broken I can give you my name. Hi I'm Dylan". The Force is very stong with that one

who · 12-10-2004, 05:44 PM

"I always thought I was gay untill I saw you."

polish_aristocrat · 12-10-2004, 05:45 PM

I never get any chicks with pick-up lines

pornguy · 12-10-2004, 05:54 PM

The one that always works the best is, : Hi, How ya doin?". To get the girl to talk to you, ask open ended questions. FOr the trolls that means questions that have to be answered with more than one word.

MrIzzz · 12-10-2004, 05:56 PM

"hi. my friend's name is juicy"

beemk · 12-10-2004, 05:56 PM

pickup lines are lame, be yourself

Deepai · 12-10-2004, 06:18 PM

lets fuck.

Ice · 12-10-2004, 06:20 PM

Me: Wanna dance

Her: No thanks

Me: Don't thank me.... thank god someone asked you

AWW - Kevin · 12-10-2004, 06:58 PM

"Hi"

NoCarrier · 12-10-2004, 07:09 PM

"Your pussy doesn't seem to smell like tuna, are you really a girl or a tranny?"

iwantchixx · 12-10-2004, 07:16 PM

nice shoes, wanna go for a pizza and a fuck? What?!#@ You don't like pizza?

Warden · 12-10-2004, 07:24 PM

You had me at get lost!

ustc9507 · 12-10-2004, 08:17 PM

Just be straight and genuine.

"I am _____. You seem like an interesting person to get to know. What is your name?"

Small talk is the key. Pick-up lines are for kids and they are cheesy.

bigunns · 12-10-2004, 08:19 PM

If I said you had a nice body would you hold it against me??

ustc9507 · 12-10-2004, 08:22 PM

That's taking too much risk. The girl will be flattered and put up a guard at the same time.

Make it sound like you are interested in the person, not the body!..(even though you have something else in mind)

bigunns · 12-10-2004, 08:26 PM

OK this is the best way to pick up a chick at a bar......if she's interested in you.

Do you like Tequila? HAve you ever done a neck shot?
LEt's do one!! If she does.........you just cut through a whole night of bullshitting. Once a woman let's you kiss her on her neck.......she's all your's!!

Work's like a charm!!

ustc9507 · 12-10-2004, 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bigunns
OK this is the best way to pick up a chick at a bar......if she's interested in you.

That's so obvious. If she is interested in you....you would be a fool to let her pussy get away.

fl_prn_str · 12-10-2004, 08:38 PM

cheesiest...

Did it hurt? Woman: Did what hurt? When you fell out of heaven?

Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Damn! Somebody needs to write explosive on you, cuz your the bomb!

[Look at her shirt label.] When they say, "What are you doing?" You respond: "Yep! Made in heaven!"

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.

Girl, you must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all day!

You know, you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

Hey baby; my dick is like a limo: it stretches

I'm a taxidermist. I stuff beaver and pussy.

Let's play pool. We can use my stick and balls and your holes!

EyesWideShut · 12-10-2004, 08:45 PM

Catching a girl stare at you always gives you the upper hand! It's alot better than going up to a girl that didn't even notice that you were at the bar/lounge/club in the first place until you went up to her. Also, try pulling your cock out and resting it on her leg. haha only in a perfect world would something like that work

latinasojourn · 12-10-2004, 08:45 PM

do not just walk up cold to a girl and try to talk to her.

this is the most efficient way:

make eye contact from about 20-30 feet away and give a small smile. (do not get too close at this first step because you will intrude into the girl's comfort zone)

by her response you will know immediately if it is appropriate to walk over to her and talk to her.

and if she gave you an appropriate glance back (small smile) that means she is receptive to your advance.

now walk over to her and just be yourself---no "pickup" lines.

an easy one is "i was hoping you would smile at me---my name is Joe"

now go from there---at this point you are 85% into her panties.

n3in · 12-10-2004, 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by .?.
"I always thought I was gay untill I saw you."

that sounds like a good one

Mpegmaster · 12-10-2004, 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrIzzz
"hi. my friend's name is juicy"

CLASSIC

Babagirls · 12-10-2004, 10:21 PM

i dont know what the guys use, but me asking "Wanna fuck?" always worked.

Turboface · 12-10-2004, 10:25 PM

A man walks into a bar a sits down next to an attractive woman. After a few beers, he makes his move:

MAN: Hi there, don't I know you from somewhere?

WOMAN: Yes, I'm the receptionist at the STD clinic.

r3ap3r · 12-10-2004, 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by iceicebaby
Me: Wanna dance

Her: No thanks

Me: Don't thank me.... thank god someone asked you

This is a great one

girl_next_door · 12-11-2004, 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by .?.
"I always thought I was gay untill I saw you."

you rock!!!!

kmanrox · 12-11-2004, 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by latinasojourn
do not just walk up cold to a girl and try to talk to her.

this is the most efficient way:

make eye contact from about 20-30 feet away and give a small smile. (do not get too close at this first step because you will intrude into the girl's comfort zone)

by her response you will know immediately if it is appropriate to walk over to her and talk to her.

and if she gave you an appropriate glance back (small smile) that means she is receptive to your advance.

now walk over to her and just be yourself---no "pickup" lines.

an easy one is "i was hoping you would smile at me---my name is Joe"

now go from there---at this point you are 85% into her panties.

well said!

The Heron · 12-11-2004, 12:10 AM

"Wanna go fuck?"
Tends to save lots of time.

Chelsea Romero · 12-11-2004, 12:23 AM

The fact of the matter is.... A pick up line doesnt get a girl... its the attraction that gets her.... If she is into you, a pick up line can work, if she isnt it doesnt matter what you say to her!! We all can get a feel for one another, you are either vibing or your NOT! But I have to say I made a long life best friend when my guy friend said this to me : Can dis' dick fit in your mouth" hahahah... Cause my real name is Candyce.... That was hilarious.... I have a sense of humor to all those who thought that was degrading.... So it depends are you looking to get laid or are you there cause you are just FUNNY!!!

12-10-2004, 05:36 PM	#1
Pete-KT Workin With The Devil Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: West Bloomfield, MI Posts: 51,532	Best Pickup line... That has ever worked, start sayign them, im bored and wanna see what some fellow webmasters use to get chicks. Pete

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mal Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 1,899	"i have a big dick, wanna see?"

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KobyBoy Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Purgatory Posts: 201	I haven't used this but my buddy did. We were hanging out at a bar watching this girl turn down guys left and right. My buddy walked up to the girl very cool, got an ice cube out of her drink and smashed it on the bar. Then look at her and said "Now that the ice is broken I can give you my name. Hi I'm Dylan". The Force is very stong with that one

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12-10-2004, 08:17 PM	#15
ustc9507 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 204	Just be straight and genuine. "I am _____. You seem like an interesting person to get to know. What is your name?" Small talk is the key. Pick-up lines are for kids and they are cheesy. __________________ contact

12-10-2004, 08:19 PM	#16
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12-10-2004, 08:22 PM	#17
ustc9507 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 204	That's taking too much risk. The girl will be flattered and put up a guard at the same time. Make it sound like you are interested in the person, not the body!..(even though you have something else in mind) __________________ contact

12-10-2004, 08:26 PM	#18
bigunns Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Florida Posts: 189	OK this is the best way to pick up a chick at a bar......if she's interested in you. Do you like Tequila? HAve you ever done a neck shot? LEt's do one!! If she does.........you just cut through a whole night of bullshitting. Once a woman let's you kiss her on her neck.......she's all your's!! Work's like a charm!! __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

12-10-2004, 08:38 PM	#20
fl_prn_str Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 5,736	cheesiest... Did it hurt? Woman: Did what hurt? When you fell out of heaven? Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes. Damn! Somebody needs to write explosive on you, cuz your the bomb! [Look at her shirt label.] When they say, "What are you doing?" You respond: "Yep! Made in heaven!" Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) 'Cause I could see myself in your pants. Girl, you must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all day! You know, you look a lot like my next girlfriend. Hey baby; my dick is like a limo: it stretches I'm a taxidermist. I stuff beaver and pussy. Let's play pool. We can use my stick and balls and your holes!

12-10-2004, 08:45 PM	#21
EyesWideShut Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: New York City Posts: 354	Catching a girl stare at you always gives you the upper hand! It's alot better than going up to a girl that didn't even notice that you were at the bar/lounge/club in the first place until you went up to her. Also, try pulling your cock out and resting it on her leg. haha only in a perfect world would something like that work __________________ $$$$$$ $$$$$$ $$$$$$

12-10-2004, 08:45 PM	#22
latinasojourn Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 3,191	do not just walk up cold to a girl and try to talk to her. this is the most efficient way: make eye contact from about 20-30 feet away and give a small smile. (do not get too close at this first step because you will intrude into the girl's comfort zone) by her response you will know immediately if it is appropriate to walk over to her and talk to her. and if she gave you an appropriate glance back (small smile) that means she is receptive to your advance. now walk over to her and just be yourself---no "pickup" lines. an easy one is "i was hoping you would smile at me---my name is Joe" now go from there---at this point you are 85% into her panties.

12-10-2004, 10:21 PM	#25
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Turboface Back in Black Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 9,976	A man walks into a bar a sits down next to an attractive woman. After a few beers, he makes his move: MAN: Hi there, don't I know you from somewhere? WOMAN: Yes, I'm the receptionist at the STD clinic. __________________ Search Engine Optimization Services for Adult Sites

12-11-2004, 12:10 AM	#30
The Heron Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Michigan Posts: 4,488	"Wanna go fuck?" Tends to save lots of time.

12-11-2004, 12:23 AM	#31
Chelsea Romero Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: LA! Posts: 175	The fact of the matter is.... A pick up line doesnt get a girl... its the attraction that gets her.... If she is into you, a pick up line can work, if she isnt it doesnt matter what you say to her!! We all can get a feel for one another, you are either vibing or your NOT! But I have to say I made a long life best friend when my guy friend said this to me : Can dis' dick fit in your mouth" hahahah... Cause my real name is Candyce.... That was hilarious.... I have a sense of humor to all those who thought that was degrading.... So it depends are you looking to get laid or are you there cause you are just FUNNY!!!