That has ever worked, start sayign them, im bored and wanna see what some fellow webmasters use to get chicks.
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I haven't used this but my buddy did. We were hanging out at a bar watching this girl turn down guys left and right. My buddy walked up to the girl very cool, got an ice cube out of her drink and smashed it on the bar. Then look at her and said "Now that the ice is broken I can give you my name. Hi I'm Dylan". The Force is very stong with that one
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"I always thought I was gay untill I saw you."Comment
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I never get any chicks with pick-up lines
I don't use ICQ anymore.Comment
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The one that always works the best is, : Hi, How ya doin?". To get the girl to talk to you, ask open ended questions. FOr the trolls that means questions that have to be answered with more than one word.PornGuy skype me pornguy_epic
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"hi. my friend's name is juicy"
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Me: Wanna dance
Her: No thanks
Me: Don't thank me.... thank god someone asked you
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"Your pussy doesn't seem to smell like tuna, are you really a girl or a tranny?"
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nice shoes, wanna go for a pizza and a fuck? What?!#@ You don't like pizza?Comment
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Just be straight and genuine.
"I am _____. You seem like an interesting person to get to know. What is your name?"
Small talk is the key. Pick-up lines are for kids and they are cheesy.
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If I said you had a nice body would you hold it against me??SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.Comment
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That's taking too much risk. The girl will be flattered and put up a guard at the same time.
Make it sound like you are interested in the person, not the body!..(even though you have something else in mind)
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OK this is the best way to pick up a chick at a bar......if she's interested in you.
Do you like Tequila? HAve you ever done a neck shot?
LEt's do one!! If she does.........you just cut through a whole night of bullshitting. Once a woman let's you kiss her on her neck.......she's all your's!!
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That's so obvious. If she is interested in you....you would be a fool to let her pussy get away.Originally posted by bigunns
OK this is the best way to pick up a chick at a bar......if she's interested in you.
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cheesiest...
Did it hurt? Woman: Did what hurt? When you fell out of heaven?
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Damn! Somebody needs to write explosive on you, cuz your the bomb!
[Look at her shirt label.] When they say, "What are you doing?" You respond: "Yep! Made in heaven!"
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.
Girl, you must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all day!
You know, you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
Hey baby; my dick is like a limo: it stretches
I'm a taxidermist. I stuff beaver and pussy.
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Catching a girl stare at you always gives you the upper hand! It's alot better than going up to a girl that didn't even notice that you were at the bar/lounge/club in the first place until you went up to her. Also, try pulling your cock out and resting it on her leg. haha only in a perfect world would something like that work
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do not just walk up cold to a girl and try to talk to her.
this is the most efficient way:
make eye contact from about 20-30 feet away and give a small smile. (do not get too close at this first step because you will intrude into the girl's comfort zone)
by her response you will know immediately if it is appropriate to walk over to her and talk to her.
and if she gave you an appropriate glance back (small smile) that means she is receptive to your advance.
now walk over to her and just be yourself---no "pickup" lines.
an easy one is "i was hoping you would smile at me---my name is Joe"
now go from there---at this point you are 85% into her panties.Comment
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that sounds like a good oneOriginally posted by .?.
"I always thought I was gay untill I saw you."
My sig was changed cause I don't know how to read the rules on this page
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Originally posted by MrIzzz
"hi. my friend's name is juicy"
CLASSIC
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i dont know what the guys use, but me asking "Wanna fuck?" always worked.
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A man walks into a bar a sits down next to an attractive woman. After a few beers, he makes his move:
MAN: Hi there, don't I know you from somewhere?
WOMAN: Yes, I'm the receptionist at the STD clinic.
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This is a great oneOriginally posted by iceicebaby
Me: Wanna dance
Her: No thanks
Me: Don't thank me.... thank god someone asked you
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you rock!!!!Originally posted by .?.
"I always thought I was gay untill I saw you."
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well said!Originally posted by latinasojourn
do not just walk up cold to a girl and try to talk to her.
this is the most efficient way:
make eye contact from about 20-30 feet away and give a small smile. (do not get too close at this first step because you will intrude into the girl's comfort zone)
by her response you will know immediately if it is appropriate to walk over to her and talk to her.
and if she gave you an appropriate glance back (small smile) that means she is receptive to your advance.
now walk over to her and just be yourself---no "pickup" lines.
an easy one is "i was hoping you would smile at me---my name is Joe"
now go from there---at this point you are 85% into her panties.Crypto HODLr
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"Wanna go fuck?"
Tends to save lots of time.Comment
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The fact of the matter is.... A pick up line doesnt get a girl... its the attraction that gets her.... If she is into you, a pick up line can work, if she isnt it doesnt matter what you say to her!! We all can get a feel for one another, you are either vibing or your NOT! But I have to say I made a long life best friend when my guy friend said this to me : Can dis' dick fit in your mouth" hahahah... Cause my real name is Candyce.... That was hilarious.... I have a sense of humor to all those who thought that was degrading.... So it depends are you looking to get laid or are you there cause you are just FUNNY!!!Comment
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