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cheesiest...
Did it hurt? Woman: Did what hurt? When you fell out of heaven?
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Damn! Somebody needs to write explosive on you, cuz your the bomb!
[Look at her shirt label.] When they say, "What are you doing?" You respond: "Yep! Made in heaven!"
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.
Girl, you must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all day!
You know, you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
Hey baby; my dick is like a limo: it stretches
I'm a taxidermist. I stuff beaver and pussy.
Let's play pool. We can use my stick and balls and your holes!
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