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cocky · 11-30-2004, 03:17 PM

While hunting last week in Kansas, we were having dinner with our very conservative farmer friend. During the conversation his wife says she has a cousin that has 16 kids....blah, blah, blah....

One of my friends, very casually turns to the farmers wife and asks her "Has anyone told your cousin that its a vagina not a clown car? She doesn't have to see how many clowns she can squeeze out of it!"

I had gin and tonic coming out my fucking nose I was laughing so hard. The wife went home early.

ytcracker · 11-30-2004, 03:30 PM

i like birth control

WickedVenus · 11-30-2004, 03:43 PM

funny but oh helll thats way funny

axelcat · 11-30-2004, 04:03 PM

thats a lot of kids

ironlung · 11-30-2004, 04:14 PM

lmfao, pretty damn funny

Project-Shadow · 11-30-2004, 04:16 PM

LMAO, girl got owned big time.

Dagwolf · 11-30-2004, 04:18 PM

That's pretty damned rude...

I'd kick his ass if he said anything like that about my family.

Not that anyone has 16 kids in my family... but my dad was one of 10.

Indica · 11-30-2004, 04:19 PM

glutton for punishment?

myjah · 11-30-2004, 05:09 PM

haha...insert foot

BuckLover · 11-30-2004, 05:12 PM

Your friend was a woman? right? I can't see a guy saying that!

Vitasoy · 11-30-2004, 05:25 PM

Almost an entire soccer team. Sweet :D

rubikkx · 12-13-2004, 01:05 AM

are they sectarians?

boner 2.0 · 12-13-2004, 01:08 AM

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Originally posted by rubikkx
are they sectarians?

kowntafit · 12-13-2004, 02:21 AM

That is fucking funny, I can imagine being there and totally pissing my self.

Marcus Aurelius · 12-13-2004, 02:23 AM

It was probably funnier when dennis miller said it.

iFliPcEss · 12-13-2004, 02:58 AM

wow she is indeed a great baby maker LOL

11-30-2004, 03:17 PM	#1
cocky Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: On my couch rubbing one off ! Posts: 2,044	16 kids While hunting last week in Kansas, we were having dinner with our very conservative farmer friend. During the conversation his wife says she has a cousin that has 16 kids....blah, blah, blah.... One of my friends, very casually turns to the farmers wife and asks her "Has anyone told your cousin that its a vagina not a clown car? She doesn't have to see how many clowns she can squeeze out of it!" I had gin and tonic coming out my fucking nose I was laughing so hard. The wife went home early. __________________ The Best Porn Site

11-30-2004, 03:30 PM	#2
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11-30-2004, 03:43 PM	#3
WickedVenus Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: ICQ: 309691342 ---- Yahoo Messenger: wickedvenus_acv Posts: 3,877	funny but oh helll thats way funny __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.

11-30-2004, 04:18 PM	#7
Dagwolf President of Canada Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo Posts: 23,141	That's pretty damned rude... I'd kick his ass if he said anything like that about my family. Not that anyone has 16 kids in my family... but my dad was one of 10. __________________ Sleep well, and dream of large women.

11-30-2004, 04:19 PM	#8
Indica Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: The Net Posts: 809	glutton for punishment? __________________

11-30-2004, 04:03 PM	#4
axelcat Adult Locals Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: West Coast Posts: 25,450	thats a lot of kids

11-30-2004, 04:14 PM	#5
ironlung Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: nofx, florida Posts: 1,012	lmfao, pretty damn funny

11-30-2004, 04:16 PM	#6
Project-Shadow Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 7,340	LMAO, girl got owned big time.

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11-30-2004, 05:12 PM	#10
BuckLover Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: I'm everywhere Bitches!! Posts: 1,656	Your friend was a woman? right? I can't see a guy saying that!

11-30-2004, 05:25 PM	#11
Vitasoy GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 58,202	Almost an entire soccer team. Sweet :D __________________ [email protected]

12-13-2004, 01:05 AM	#12
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12-13-2004, 02:21 AM	#14
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12-13-2004, 02:23 AM	#15
Marcus Aurelius No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 14,809	It was probably funnier when dennis miller said it.

12-13-2004, 02:58 AM	#16
iFliPcEss Registered User Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 3,087	wow she is indeed a great baby maker LOL