16 kids
 

While hunting last week in Kansas, we were having dinner with our very conservative farmer friend. During the conversation his wife says she has a cousin that has 16 kids....blah, blah, blah....

One of my friends, very casually turns to the farmers wife and asks her "Has anyone told your cousin that its a vagina not a clown car? She doesn't have to see how many clowns she can squeeze out of it!"

I had gin and tonic coming out my fucking nose I was laughing so hard. The wife went home early.

i like birth control

funny but oh helll thats way funny

thats a lot of kids

lmfao, pretty damn funny

LMAO, girl got owned big time.

That's pretty damned rude... :2 cents: I'd kick his ass if he said anything like that about my family.

Not that anyone has 16 kids in my family... but my dad was one of 10.

glutton for punishment?

haha...insert foot

Your friend was a woman? right? I can't see a guy saying that!:1orglaugh

Almost an entire soccer team. Sweet :D

are they sectarians?

:321GFY

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

That is fucking funny, I can imagine being there and totally pissing my self.

It was probably funnier when dennis miller said it.

wow she is indeed a great baby maker LOL