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CET · 11-30-2004, 06:59 PM

?The common good comes before the private good.? - Nazi slogan

?We must stop thinking of the individual and start thinking about what is best for society.? - Hillary Clinton

CET · 11-30-2004, 06:59 PM

?If a person is not a good person to begin with, a book or belief isn't going to make him one.? ? Anonymous

CET · 11-30-2004, 07:00 PM

Pine: "I guess your long hair makes you a girl!"
Frank Zappa: "I guess your wooden leg makes you a table!"

CET · 11-30-2004, 07:00 PM

"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who
torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." ? C.S. Lewis

Slam · 11-30-2004, 07:02 PM

"eat shit and die, bitch"

CET · 11-30-2004, 07:02 PM

"To be truly open-minded one must be willing to accept the fact that they may be wrong, and are willing to change their position once sufficient evidence presents itself."? Reggie Finley Sr., AKA ?The Infidel Guy?

CET · 11-30-2004, 07:03 PM

"It was, of course, a lie what you read about my religious convictions, a lie which is being systematically repeated. I do not believe in a personal God and I have never denied this but have expressed it clearly. If something is in me which can be called religious, then it is the unbounded admiration for the structure of the world so far as our science can reveal it." ? Albert Einstein

CET · 11-30-2004, 07:03 PM

?If guns kill people, then I can blame misspelled words on my pencil.? - Larry the Cable Guy

CET · 11-30-2004, 07:04 PM

"We`re going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." ? Hillary Rodham Clinton

CET · 11-30-2004, 07:04 PM

"The high tide lifts all boats." ? Penn Jillette

"I would say porn causes rape like flies cause garbage." ? Boxer3

CET · 11-30-2004, 07:05 PM

"There are no majorities in the human species, simply egos." ? Brian37

"When you perform good deeds, that is a reflection of who you are and shapes who you will become.
When you perform evil deeds, that is a reflection of who you are and shapes who you will become.
Those who are good are treated as such by their peers.
Those who are evil are treated as such by their peers.
That is the way of karma." ? Chris Cather

neverlearn · 11-30-2004, 07:08 PM

Life is great...pass the ammo

sternyduke · 11-30-2004, 07:27 PM

The point is, ladies and gentleman, is that greed -- for lack of a better word -- is good.

Greed is right.

Greed works.

Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit.

Greed, in all of its forms -- greed for life, for money, for love, knowledge -- has marked the upward surge of mankind.

And greed -- you mark my words -- will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA.

- gordon gecko

Shoehorn! · 11-30-2004, 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CET
Pine: "I guess your long hair makes you a girl!"
Frank Zappa: "I guess your wooden leg makes you a table!"

Frank Zappa has a bunch of awesome quotes, and not to mention one of the greatest musicians that has ever lived. Another one of his that I really like, and I think holds true today, is "There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we'd all love one another."

I also like "Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff."

and

"Remember there's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over."

and

"There is no hell. There is only France."

and

"Without deviation from the norm, 'progress' is not possible."

Zappa rules.

Furious_Female · 11-30-2004, 08:33 PM

"Be careful what you wish for."

"No matter how you're sad and blue, there's always someone who has it worse than you."

"I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now!"

"Don't know what you got until it's gone."

"I'm not a snob... really, I'm not! Ask anyone. Anyone that matters."

"I don't suffer from stress... I'm a carrier."

"A heart will never be practical until they make an unbreakable version."

Those are a few of my favorites =)

Phoz · 11-30-2004, 08:39 PM

"Join the army. Meet interesting people. Kill them."

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tony286 · 11-30-2004, 08:44 PM

Life is what goes by while your busy making plans.

Dildozer · 11-30-2004, 08:45 PM

Quote:

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Furious_Female · 11-30-2004, 08:48 PM

And

"You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you're all the same."

"What goes around, comes around."

"Don't make me format you!!!11@!!"

"Such a cancer on the face of everything that's beautiful"

"I would rather be hated for what I am than loved for what I'm not."

"Love is a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, then it doesn't matter."

"You can't escape what makes you tragic you know"

Phoz · 11-30-2004, 08:55 PM

"The Internet is a great way to meet people you would find revolting in person."

Dildozer

gigi · 11-30-2004, 09:39 PM

"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds." Albert Einstein

and

"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive body, but rather to skid in sideways with Champagne in one hand - strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!"

CET · 11-30-2004, 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom
I also like "Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff."

Also consider that communism demands that everyone hold equal station, but that is not how society works. There are different classes, and there are those who desire power.

Quote:

Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom
"Without deviation from the norm, 'progress' is not possible."

I am totally diggin this.

CET · 11-30-2004, 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gigi
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive body, but rather to skid in sideways with Champagne in one hand - strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!"

Who said that?

gigi · 11-30-2004, 10:50 PM

I dunno.....saw it in an email one day...thought it was kewl.

boner 2.0 · 11-30-2004, 11:03 PM

"Damn its cold outside!"
"My crotch itch..."
"...Damn its cold outside..."

The Bootyologist · 11-30-2004, 11:05 PM

you must be the change you wish to see in the world

Vitasoy · 11-30-2004, 11:10 PM

The superior man is modest in his speech but exceeds in his actions

kowntafit · 11-30-2004, 11:14 PM

"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

I like that one, helps me justify being lazy.

CET · 11-30-2004, 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Bootyologist
you must be the change you wish to see in the world

Shoehorn! · 12-01-2004, 05:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by gigi

"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive body, but rather to skid in sideways with Champagne in one hand - strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!"

I like that one.

SugarSusan · 12-01-2004, 05:19 AM

"its not easy being a perfect bitch"

Absolut · 12-01-2004, 05:39 AM

"Reports that say that something hasn't happened are always interesting to me, because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns - the ones we don't know we don't know."

- Donald Ramsfeld

Shoehorn! · 12-01-2004, 05:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Absolut
"Reports that say that something hasn't happened are always interesting to me, because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns - the ones we don't know we don't know."

- Donald Ramsfeld

I read that three times and I am still confused.

LiveDose · 12-01-2004, 05:44 AM

"fuck you pay me"

-Goodfellas

Libertine · 12-01-2004, 05:50 AM

Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative.

One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.

It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.

I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.

-Oscar Wilde

beemk · 12-01-2004, 05:59 AM

Ali G: Lets talk about in the airports, you know those machines that beep when you got coins in your pocket? Why dont they develope a machine that beeps when you're carrying a gun?

Homeland Security: Well it does too. A Gun will also set it off, or a knife.

Ali G: But its mainly designed for coins and keys right?

beemk · 12-01-2004, 06:00 AM

"Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait, not me, you."

"Instead of a Seeing Eye dog, what about a gun? It's cheaper than a dog, plus if you walk around shooting all the time, people are going to get out of the way. Cars too! "

A slinky is just like a human being. They don't serve any real purpose, but you cant help but laugh when they fall down the stairs."

"When I die, I would like to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming and yelling like the passenger in his car. "

-jack handey

Jakke PNG · 12-01-2004, 06:03 AM

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.

swedguy · 12-01-2004, 06:19 AM

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day.
Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.

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ClamSmacker · 12-01-2004, 07:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by swedguy
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day.
Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.

I like that one

11-30-2004, 06:59 PM	#51
CET Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 2,754	?The common good comes before the private good.? - Nazi slogan ?We must stop thinking of the individual and start thinking about what is best for society.? - Hillary Clinton __________________ Alt Journals, Blogs for Perverts! Fitness and nutrition writer, and UNIX/Linux Sys Ad in training "Just as a man who has fallen into a heap of filth ought to seek the great pond of water covered with lotuses, which is near by: even so seek thou for the great deathless lake of Nirvana to wash off the defilement of wrong. If the lake is not sought, it is not the fault of the lake."

11-30-2004, 06:59 PM	#52
CET Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 2,754	?If a person is not a good person to begin with, a book or belief isn't going to make him one.? ? Anonymous __________________ Alt Journals, Blogs for Perverts! Fitness and nutrition writer, and UNIX/Linux Sys Ad in training "Just as a man who has fallen into a heap of filth ought to seek the great pond of water covered with lotuses, which is near by: even so seek thou for the great deathless lake of Nirvana to wash off the defilement of wrong. If the lake is not sought, it is not the fault of the lake."

11-30-2004, 07:00 PM	#53
CET Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 2,754	Pine: "I guess your long hair makes you a girl!" Frank Zappa: "I guess your wooden leg makes you a table!" __________________ Alt Journals, Blogs for Perverts! Fitness and nutrition writer, and UNIX/Linux Sys Ad in training "Just as a man who has fallen into a heap of filth ought to seek the great pond of water covered with lotuses, which is near by: even so seek thou for the great deathless lake of Nirvana to wash off the defilement of wrong. If the lake is not sought, it is not the fault of the lake."

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CET Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 2,754	"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." ? C.S. Lewis __________________ Alt Journals, Blogs for Perverts! Fitness and nutrition writer, and UNIX/Linux Sys Ad in training "Just as a man who has fallen into a heap of filth ought to seek the great pond of water covered with lotuses, which is near by: even so seek thou for the great deathless lake of Nirvana to wash off the defilement of wrong. If the lake is not sought, it is not the fault of the lake."

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CET Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 2,754	"To be truly open-minded one must be willing to accept the fact that they may be wrong, and are willing to change their position once sufficient evidence presents itself."? Reggie Finley Sr., AKA ?The Infidel Guy? __________________ Alt Journals, Blogs for Perverts! Fitness and nutrition writer, and UNIX/Linux Sys Ad in training "Just as a man who has fallen into a heap of filth ought to seek the great pond of water covered with lotuses, which is near by: even so seek thou for the great deathless lake of Nirvana to wash off the defilement of wrong. If the lake is not sought, it is not the fault of the lake."

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CET Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 2,754	"It was, of course, a lie what you read about my religious convictions, a lie which is being systematically repeated. I do not believe in a personal God and I have never denied this but have expressed it clearly. If something is in me which can be called religious, then it is the unbounded admiration for the structure of the world so far as our science can reveal it." ? Albert Einstein __________________ Alt Journals, Blogs for Perverts! Fitness and nutrition writer, and UNIX/Linux Sys Ad in training "Just as a man who has fallen into a heap of filth ought to seek the great pond of water covered with lotuses, which is near by: even so seek thou for the great deathless lake of Nirvana to wash off the defilement of wrong. If the lake is not sought, it is not the fault of the lake."

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CET Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 2,754	"We`re going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." ? Hillary Rodham Clinton __________________ Alt Journals, Blogs for Perverts! Fitness and nutrition writer, and UNIX/Linux Sys Ad in training "Just as a man who has fallen into a heap of filth ought to seek the great pond of water covered with lotuses, which is near by: even so seek thou for the great deathless lake of Nirvana to wash off the defilement of wrong. If the lake is not sought, it is not the fault of the lake."

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CET Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 2,754	"There are no majorities in the human species, simply egos." ? Brian37 "When you perform good deeds, that is a reflection of who you are and shapes who you will become. When you perform evil deeds, that is a reflection of who you are and shapes who you will become. Those who are good are treated as such by their peers. Those who are evil are treated as such by their peers. That is the way of karma." ? Chris Cather __________________ Alt Journals, Blogs for Perverts! Fitness and nutrition writer, and UNIX/Linux Sys Ad in training "Just as a man who has fallen into a heap of filth ought to seek the great pond of water covered with lotuses, which is near by: even so seek thou for the great deathless lake of Nirvana to wash off the defilement of wrong. If the lake is not sought, it is not the fault of the lake."

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