Whats your favorite quote
 

Not necessarily the one you use a lot, just one you hear and think "man, so true."

I like "Funny thing about weekends when you're unemployed, they don't quite mean so much, except you get to hang out with all your working friends."

"Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K Hessels life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you or I have ever tasted."

Whats that from?

fight club

stop rape... just say yes

'anything is possible'

or

'life moves pretty fast, if you don't stop and take a look around once in a while you might miss it' (Ferris Bueller's Day Off)

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I married Miss Right. I didn't know her first name was Always.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

To make money, is a gift from God."

"Fuck you."
"Fuck off."
"Fuck."

"Don't argue with fools. People from a distance can't tell who is who"

A lot of people on GFY still haven't learned that lesson in life. :glugglug

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I have tons. This one is rather unique.

March 10, 1876

First words ever spoken using a telephone.

"Mr. Watson -- come here -- I want to see you."

Alexander Graham Bell

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"Monday's are a terrible way to spend 1/7 of your life."

"rockstars.........is there anything they dont know??"

"When the rush is over I'm going to have a nervous breakdown. I worked for it, I deserve it, and nobody'sgoing to deprive me of it."




Edit: I spell just fine, it's my typing that sucks.

bitches aint nothing but hoes and tricks and hicks dont mix with politics

pimpin aint easy

angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of night

"Before you judge someone, try walking a mile in their shoes.

That way, not only are you a mile away from them, but you have their shoes!"

Life is hard. It?s even harder if you?re stupid.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Critics are like eunuchs in a harem. They're there every night, they see it done every night, they see how it should be done every night, but they can't do it themselves.

If you think nobody cares if you are alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

It takes a steady hand to carry a full cup.

"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the
ones you did. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds
in your sails. Explore. Dream." -- Mark Twain. American humorist, writer and lecturer, 1835-1910

Okay, last one. This is one that I often have to re-read several times before opening my mouth.

"If wisdom's ways
you wisely seek
Five things observe with care.
To whom you speak,
Of whom you speak,
and how and when and where." - Caroline L. Ingalls

"Shut up and keep driving"

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my buddy pat said to me regarding my site "Facial Abuse: Well, at least it's not snuff."

I got a kick out of that :)
DUke

go fuck your hat.

"Life is like a box of chocolates ... you never know what you're gonna get" :glugglug

"Shit washes off."

Jim Morrison - "Nobody gets out of here alive"

Always swin upstream. Only shits float with water's circumvention.


Sorry for my english I hope it's clear for you :)

To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems!

Homer

Here, I'll help. :)

"Always swim against the current. The tide will only take you if you let it."

That better?

If you build it they will come

sure :thumbsup


I just tried to translate it from polish version :)

HAHA, The Simpsons has so many awesome quotes.

No worries. :) I'm always happy to clarify. :thumbsup

"Fuck it all but fucking no regrets"
James Hetfield Metallica

"If you aren't offended by something at least once a day, then you do not live in a free country." - Anonymous

Well, I have couple as well :)

1. Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level, then beat you with experience.

2. Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities.
- Albert Einstein

3. Forgive and remember.

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I'm diggin on that. :thumbsup

Be yourself, no matter what they say
Sting - Englishman in New York

"gods gonna sit this one out" Punisher!:thumbsup Best line in an under rated action flick!

Houston we have a problem


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Poker is like origami....its just one good fold after another

I was just watching Orange County Choppers and Paul Sr said"

What was, was, and what is is, and this what is... is what's happening right now.

he was talking about changes in the way the shop runs .... i laugh my ass off every time i hear that..... :1orglaugh

"I'm sorry, I met someone else. Hopefully we can stay friends."

I love that show, its fucking awesome.

?Calling someone ?unamerican? is the most unamerican thing an american can do.? ? Ian Kleinfeld

?They came for the ?suspected? terrorists, and I didn't object?For I wasn't a ?suspected? terrorist;
They came for those of Middle Eastern descent, and I didn't object?For I wasn't of Middle Eastern descent;
They came for the unpatriotic, and I didn't object?For I was not unpatriotic;
They came for the dissenters and activists, and I didn't object?For I wasn't a dissenter or an activist;
They came for the Communists, and I didn't object?For I wasn't a Communist;
They came for the Socialists, and I didn't object?For I wasn't a Socialist;
They came for the labor leaders, and I didn't object?For I wasn't a labor leader;
They came for the Jews, and I didn't object?For I wasn't a Jew;
Then they came for me?And there was no one left to object.? ? Martin Niemoller, 1892? 1984, a Protestant pastor in Nazi Germany

?Luck is nothing more then the intersection where preparation meets opportunity.? ? Neil Boortz

"Every man ... should periodically be compelled to listen to opinions which are infuriating to him. To hear nothing but what is pleasing to one is to make a pillow of the mind." ? St. John Ervine

?All men having power ought to be distrusted to a certain degree.? ? James Madison