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Old 11-30-2004, 08:16 PM  
Shoehorn!
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Originally posted by CET
Pine: "I guess your long hair makes you a girl!"
Frank Zappa: "I guess your wooden leg makes you a table!"
Frank Zappa has a bunch of awesome quotes, and not to mention one of the greatest musicians that has ever lived. Another one of his that I really like, and I think holds true today, is "There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we'd all love one another."


I also like "Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff."

and

"Remember there's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over."

and

"There is no hell. There is only France."

and

"Without deviation from the norm, 'progress' is not possible."

Zappa rules.
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