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Reach for those stars!
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don't show the girl you're rich untill she really shows she wants u.
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Heh, theres nothing wrong with what you're requesting. I'm glad to see it isnt all about looks. Gotta have a brain in there somewhere!
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This is my advise, within time the right one will come along, just be patient, I am sure you will find what you deserve. Don't play any mind games like being mean or nice for 5 days, be yourself otherwise it will just backfire. Trust me, you don't want drama in a relationship, you should always keep it real.
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I think it's a reasonable 'wishlist' Sleazy. I'll tell you though that not everyone likes a portal as a home
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Nope not asking for much there...It could be where you are looking that is the the problem.
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I agree with most of the women here. You are not asking too much.
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and I've been in bed with her!!!!!!
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I didn't know I made that much of a lasting impression on you ;)
But seriously... stop talking about me like that to everyone... I try to keep those traits a secret!
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We need more free porn
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Nothing wrong with being a REAL man......
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aren't you already married?
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Does she have to have teeth?
I met a few winners at the coffee & donut shop off the freeway.
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Sleazy is actually a sweetheart if you meet him somewhere other than boards ;) |
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awwww thank you!! I did all the design by myself!!! And do all the updates. I am looking for a professional webmaster to take it a step higher because my skills in photoshop and flash are not the best. ANY TAKERS????
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Stick to the hookers on the amex as they suit you better.
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All those requirements? Yipes, I'd just simplify the search and go with something simple and hassle free.
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Our house has always been a freeway - hubby's family was basically 4 people just because of things being different in his part of the world. He's getting used to it - with my mother living with us, it's just second nature for everyone to just walk in for some of her cooking. It slowed down a little but I guarantee you that anyone coming off a plane that knows any of my family in another country will have been referred to our house/address/phone number as a starting point. We're just like that. When anyone needs anything - they will first come to us then wait for our direction. My father always joked that there must have been honey in the foundations cuz with all the family we have, our house is the one with the most movement. |
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Those are great qualities to look for in another human being. And NO i dont think you should lower your standard or not include those when looking for the right woman. Dude WE NEED to get together... its snowy out today!!! ![]() Whitney xo
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I was listening to this song today and thought of this thread, Sleazy. I think this might be what you're looking for.
![]() Somebody by Depeche Mode I want somebody to share Share the rest of my life Share my innermost thoughts Know my intimate details Someone who?ll stand by my side And give me support And in return She?ll get my support She will listen to me When I want to speak About the world we live in And life in general Though my views may be wrong They may even be perverted She?ll hear me out And won?t easily be converted To my way of thinking In fact she?ll often disagree But at the end of it all She will understand me Aaaahhhhh.... I want somebody who cares For me passionately With every thought and With every breath Someone who?ll help me see things In a different light All the things I detest I will almost like I don?t want to be tied To anyone?s strings I?m carefully trying to steer clear of Those things But when I?m asleep I want somebody Who will put their arms around me And kiss me tenderly Though things like this Make me sick In a case like this I?ll get away with it Aaaahhhhh....
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sweet!!!! sex AND aeroplan miles!!!!!!!
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If you looked like brad pitt, were hung like john holmes, and had the money of bill gates you would still have to consider it lucky to find that.
So yes.
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you let me violate you you let me desecrate you you let me penetrate you you let me complicate you i broke apart my insides i've got no soul to sell the only thing that works for me help me get away i wanna fuck you i wanna taste you i wanna feel you i wanna be you just like an animal you can have my isolation you can have the hate that it brings you can have absence of faith you can have my everything you tear down all my reason you see through what i hide you make me perfect help me get inside i wanna fuck you i wanna taste you i wanna feel you i wanna be you
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I think your wishlist is not unreasonable, but most women who would fit into that category are already taken.
In reality though, wishlists are useless. From my personal experience (and I've seen it time and time again) you'll be on a quest for that one woman who fits every criteria on your list, and then BAM! Somebody will come along that fits very few or even none of those criteria. Instead she will posess qualities that you never even knew were important, and she will amaze you to the point where you'll wonder why you even wasted all that time on that damn list in the first place! You'll realize that all those things you thought were so imortant are really pretty trivial, and when you find the right girl, the rest falls into place on its own. |
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Those qualities definitely exist, but aren't likely to be found in someone who looks like a pornstar. So many guys (not saying you!) get caught up in trying to find a Jenna J lookalike & are surprised when she ends up being a gold digger or fucking your best friend when she's mad at you.
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I see what I have been doing wrong. I look for beautiful and materialistic. High maintenance makes my dick hard.
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Nicely said Missy!
If you base everything on a certain "criteria" you'll never be happy and you'll suck the life out of the poor woman who gets CLOSE TO but not all of your "requirements". As Missy said, you probably will find qualities that you didn't know were important. Missy and Christian are the prime example of the perfect couple. I thought that when I met them 6 years ago? There is just such a deep comfort and loyalty about them that you can tell they will be able to last. |
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Sleazy Is elite ! and he is a sexy biatch !
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