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Old 11-30-2004, 12:15 PM   #51
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Woman only make the rules when guys let them. Usually these are the same guys who suck up to woman, buy them gifts every week and say how good they look every day.
So very true.
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Old 11-30-2004, 12:22 PM   #52
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don't show the girl you're rich untill she really shows she wants u.

it'll help.
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Old 11-30-2004, 12:28 PM   #53
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Heh, theres nothing wrong with what you're requesting. I'm glad to see it isnt all about looks. Gotta have a brain in there somewhere!


So...are we able to fill out an application? ;)
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Old 11-30-2004, 12:29 PM   #54
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This is my advise, within time the right one will come along, just be patient, I am sure you will find what you deserve. Don't play any mind games like being mean or nice for 5 days, be yourself otherwise it will just backfire. Trust me, you don't want drama in a relationship, you should always keep it real.
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Old 11-30-2004, 12:33 PM   #55
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This is my advise, within time the right one will come along.
"rite one" -- its a myth.
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Old 11-30-2004, 12:37 PM   #56
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allows me to have a home open to friends at any time
who wears the pants in your relationships?
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Old 11-30-2004, 12:42 PM   #57
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I think it's a reasonable 'wishlist' Sleazy. I'll tell you though that not everyone likes a portal as a home . My husband was amazed at how people just stop by for supper or sleep over and come to us without calling & some don't even bother ringing the doorbell. Things changed a little to accomodate him (people walking in the house while you're doing the nasty ruins the moment) so we learned to lock all doors at all times - and hinted more on the calling before since we work from home. All in all when it's the right person, even if they aren't used to it, they'll see the positive aspect & that's that they will have you & you're love.
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Old 11-30-2004, 12:45 PM   #58
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I think it's a reasonable 'wishlist' Sleazy. I'll tell you though that not everyone likes a portal as a home . My husband was amazed at how people just stop by for supper or sleep over and come to us without calling & some don't even bother ringing the doorbell. Things changed a little to accomodate him (people walking in the house while you're doing the nasty ruins the moment) so we learned to lock all doors at all times - and hinted more on the calling before since we work from home. All in all when it's the right person, even if they aren't used to it, they'll see the positive aspect & that's that they will have you & you're love.
I can't imagine not having an open-door house. It's cool for me to see folks whenever, because I'm kinda bohemian like that.
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Old 11-30-2004, 12:45 PM   #59
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Nope not asking for much there...It could be where you are looking that is the the problem.
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I agree with most of the women here. You are not asking too much.
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I fit all those qualities Scott...see you in 4 days??
I'll second that: Odies hot!!!
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Old 11-30-2004, 12:51 PM   #62
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I'll second that: Odies hot!!!

and I've been in bed with her!!!!!!
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I didn't know I made that much of a lasting impression on you ;)

But seriously... stop talking about me like that to everyone... I try to keep those traits a secret!
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Old 11-30-2004, 01:40 PM   #64
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I didn't know I made that much of a lasting impression on you ;)

But seriously... stop talking about me like that to everyone... I try to keep those traits a secret!
hey great to see you on GFY - sorry I didn't egta chance to hook up with you later - you missed out on a SUPER fun evening at some incredible clubs (in their vips - and we went by limo bus)

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hey great to see you on GFY - sorry I didn't egta chance to hook up with you later - you missed out on a SUPER fun evening at some incredible clubs (in their vips - and we went by limo bus)

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I can't remember for the life of me what my ICQ number is... I'll track you down somehow =)
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don't show the girl you're rich untill she really shows she wants u.

it'll help.
Unless you are Sleazydream, he needs to show the girl he has money, or she won't be interested.
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Old 11-30-2004, 01:57 PM   #67
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actually i got laid more when i was poor..... ( i was married for the last 6 years though)
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Nothing wrong with being a REAL man...... those are great values you are looking for.
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Old 11-30-2004, 02:05 PM   #70
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aren't you already married?
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Does she have to have teeth?

I met a few winners at the coffee & donut shop off the freeway.
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I met a few winners at the coffee & donut shop off the freeway.
actually perfer that she doesn't have teeth - they just get in the way of good head....
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Unless you are Sleazydream, he needs to show the girl he has money, or she won't be interested.
Maybe that's some perception men have but I know a lot of women that won't go for the hot bodybuilder types - they tend to be looking out for every mirror in the vicinity. Guess some people look for concrete souls rather than hot/sexy looks sometimes.

Sleazy is actually a sweetheart if you meet him somewhere other than boards ;)
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ah, well quality women aren't easy to find but your preferences are much the same as my own.
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All those requirements? Yipes, I'd just simplify the search and go with something simple and hassle free.



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I can't imagine not having an open-door house. It's cool for me to see folks whenever, because I'm kinda bohemian like that.
I grew up with holidays of over 60 people in our small house - in those days all we cared about was a good meal and the entire family being in one place at one time & getting to play cards & boardgames with our family.

Our house has always been a freeway - hubby's family was basically 4 people just because of things being different in his part of the world. He's getting used to it - with my mother living with us, it's just second nature for everyone to just walk in for some of her cooking.

It slowed down a little but I guarantee you that anyone coming off a plane that knows any of my family in another country will have been referred to our house/address/phone number as a starting point. We're just like that. When anyone needs anything - they will first come to us then wait for our direction.
My father always joked that there must have been honey in the foundations cuz with all the family we have, our house is the one with the most movement.
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Those are great qualities to look for in another human being. And NO i dont think you should lower your standard or not include those when looking for the right woman.

Dude WE NEED to get together... its snowy out today!!!

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Those tits aren't natural!
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I was listening to this song today and thought of this thread, Sleazy. I think this might be what you're looking for.

Somebody by Depeche Mode

I want somebody to share
Share the rest of my life
Share my innermost thoughts
Know my intimate details
Someone who?ll stand by my side
And give me support
And in return
She?ll get my support
She will listen to me
When I want to speak
About the world we live in
And life in general
Though my views may be wrong
They may even be perverted
She?ll hear me out
And won?t easily be converted
To my way of thinking
In fact she?ll often disagree
But at the end of it all
She will understand me
Aaaahhhhh....

I want somebody who cares
For me passionately
With every thought and
With every breath
Someone who?ll help me see things
In a different light
All the things I detest
I will almost like
I don?t want to be tied
To anyone?s strings
I?m carefully trying to steer clear of
Those things
But when I?m asleep
I want somebody
Who will put their arms around me
And kiss me tenderly
Though things like this
Make me sick
In a case like this
I?ll get away with it
Aaaahhhhh....
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Maybe that's some perception men have but I know a lot of women that won't go for the hot bodybuilder types - they tend to be looking out for every mirror in the vicinity. Guess some people look for concrete souls rather than hot/sexy looks sometimes.

Sleazy is actually a sweetheart if you meet him somewhere other than boards ;)
i am a body builder- i just chose round
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you can put hookers on amex?


sweet!!!! sex AND aeroplan miles!!!!!!!
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probally a very good idea
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I was listening to this song today and thought of this thread, Sleazy. I think this might be what you're looking for.

Somebody by Depeche Mode

I want somebody to share
Share the rest of my life
Share my innermost thoughts
Know my intimate details
Someone who?ll stand by my side
And give me support
And in return
She?ll get my support
She will listen to me
When I want to speak
About the world we live in
And life in general
Though my views may be wrong
They may even be perverted
She?ll hear me out
And won?t easily be converted
To my way of thinking
In fact she?ll often disagree
But at the end of it all
She will understand me
Aaaahhhhh....

I want somebody who cares
For me passionately
With every thought and
With every breath
Someone who?ll help me see things
In a different light
All the things I detest
I will almost like
I don?t want to be tied
To anyone?s strings
I?m carefully trying to steer clear of
Those things
But when I?m asleep
I want somebody
Who will put their arms around me
And kiss me tenderly
Though things like this
Make me sick
In a case like this
I?ll get away with it
Aaaahhhhh....
no mention of fucking the shit out of the other person till they squeal?
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If you looked like brad pitt, were hung like john holmes, and had the money of bill gates you would still have to consider it lucky to find that.


So yes.
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no mention of fucking the shit out of the other person till they squeal?
For that we can try Nine Inch Nails' Closer to God

you let me violate you
you let me desecrate you
you let me penetrate you
you let me complicate you

i broke apart my insides
i've got no soul to sell
the only thing that works for me
help me get away

i wanna fuck you
i wanna taste you
i wanna feel you
i wanna be you
just like an animal

you can have my isolation
you can have the hate that it brings
you can have absence of faith
you can have my everything

you tear down all my reason
you see through what i hide
you make me perfect
help me get inside

i wanna fuck you
i wanna taste you
i wanna feel you
i wanna be you
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For that we can try Nine Inch Nails' Closer to God

you let me violate you
you let me desecrate you
you let me penetrate you
you let me complicate you

i broke apart my insides
i've got no soul to sell
the only thing that works for me
help me get away

i wanna fuck you
i wanna taste you
i wanna feel you
i wanna be you
just like an animal

you can have my isolation
you can have the hate that it brings
you can have absence of faith
you can have my everything

you tear down all my reason
you see through what i hide
you make me perfect
help me get inside

i wanna fuck you
i wanna taste you
i wanna feel you
i wanna be you
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Old 11-30-2004, 05:51 PM   #91
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I think your wishlist is not unreasonable, but most women who would fit into that category are already taken.

In reality though, wishlists are useless. From my personal experience (and I've seen it time and time again) you'll be on a quest for that one woman who fits every criteria on your list, and then BAM! Somebody will come along that fits very few or even none of those criteria. Instead she will posess qualities that you never even knew were important, and she will amaze you to the point where you'll wonder why you even wasted all that time on that damn list in the first place! You'll realize that all those things you thought were so imortant are really pretty trivial, and when you find the right girl, the rest falls into place on its own.
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Do you try to get a glimpse of yourself from any flat surface that can remotely give off a reflection? If yes, then you're screwed! Women want men to look at them - not themselves ;)
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Those qualities definitely exist, but aren't likely to be found in someone who looks like a pornstar. So many guys (not saying you!) get caught up in trying to find a Jenna J lookalike & are surprised when she ends up being a gold digger or fucking your best friend when she's mad at you.
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Those qualities definitely exist, but aren't likely to be found in someone who looks like a pornstar. So many guys (not saying you!) get caught up in trying to find a Jenna J lookalike & are surprised when she ends up being a gold digger or fucking your best friend when she's mad at you.
i'm not saying i don't appreciate good looking women - but i look to the person first and looking at the range of women I've dated in my life i'd say I date pretty much all body types.
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I think your wishlist is not unreasonable, but most women who would fit into that category are already taken.

In reality though, wishlists are useless. From my personal experience (and I've seen it time and time again) you'll be on a quest for that one woman who fits every criteria on your list, and then BAM! Somebody will come along that fits very few or even none of those criteria. Instead she will posess qualities that you never even knew were important, and she will amaze you to the point where you'll wonder why you even wasted all that time on that damn list in the first place! You'll realize that all those things you thought were so imortant are really pretty trivial, and when you find the right girl, the rest falls into place on its own.
been there - only met one women ever in my life that made my heart thump. didn't exactly fit but that THUMP was something else.....
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Nicely said Missy!

If you base everything on a certain "criteria" you'll never be happy and you'll suck the life out of the poor woman who gets CLOSE TO but not all of your "requirements".

As Missy said, you probably will find qualities that you didn't know were important.

Missy and Christian are the prime example of the perfect couple. I thought that when I met them 6 years ago? There is just such a deep comfort and loyalty about them that you can tell they will be able to last.
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Nicely said Missy!

If you base everything on a certain "criteria" you'll never be happy and you'll suck the life out of the poor woman who gets CLOSE TO but not all of your "requirements".

As Missy said, you probably will find qualities that you didn't know were important.

Missy and Christian are the prime example of the perfect couple. I thought that when I met them 6 years ago? There is just such a deep comfort and loyalty about them that you can tell they will be able to last.

i hear ya and agree
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why should I have to bring anything to the table? I'm the man. I'm the one doing the choosing here. lol
Well, there's your problem..
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