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Top 5 Reasons To Date A Fat Chick
TOP 5 REASONS TO DATE A FAT CHICK:
5) Have more self-esteem issues -- more likely to have sex your way, right away. 4) There's always gonna be food in the fridge. 3) Expanded cable. 2) She's not likely to cheat, and more likely to forgive you if YOU do. 1) She's socially dependent on you -- and you're gonna have a VERY big Christmas!
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wouldn't there be less food?
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What about the whole no erection because you are not sexually attracted thing?
Lots of eyes closed blowjobs and sex in the [very] dark?
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Things are only funny if they're even remotely close to the truth.
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#6. To be honest, they give great head. LOVE IT |
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This thread gave me a hard-on!
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Why are you attacking fat girls ,did one laugh at your little dick ? lol
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Made me laugh!
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1 reason not 2 date a fat chick....... they will EAT u out of house and home!!!!! Thats Y skinny girls rule....when going out 2 eat!!!! what will u have huh? RABBIT FOOD!!! |
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Some like large women some don't.... why single out and point this shit out?
I like skinny women but that doesn't matter...... People are people... that simple It's what is inside that makes them..... if you only look at the outside then you are too shallow and I bet you only read the first and last page of a book My ![]()
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More cushion for the pushin
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normally 'fat' chicks eat less than skinny ones. obese yes, that's compeltely different. i know plenty of girls who eat nothing and yet they are quite overweight.. because of hormonal disbalances and such stuff.
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People normally read the back of the book or the inside sleeve notes to make sure they like it before buying.
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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Big ladies preform better oral..
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5 Reasons not to!
1. Less wear and tear on your cars engine and tires 2. Lower food bills, less food = less money 3. Not getting laughed at while going out. 4. Not hearing your friends say how fucking fat your girl is 5. If you do marry being able to carry her over the threshold! Shallow?? maybe a bit.... |
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3) Expanded cable.
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Alt Journals, Blogs for Perverts! Fitness and nutrition writer, and UNIX/Linux Sys Ad in training "Just as a man who has fallen into a heap of filth ought to seek the great pond of water covered with lotuses, which is near by: even so seek thou for the great deathless lake of Nirvana to wash off the defilement of wrong. If the lake is not sought, it is not the fault of the lake." |
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Alt Journals, Blogs for Perverts! Fitness and nutrition writer, and UNIX/Linux Sys Ad in training "Just as a man who has fallen into a heap of filth ought to seek the great pond of water covered with lotuses, which is near by: even so seek thou for the great deathless lake of Nirvana to wash off the defilement of wrong. If the lake is not sought, it is not the fault of the lake." |
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Alt Journals, Blogs for Perverts! Fitness and nutrition writer, and UNIX/Linux Sys Ad in training "Just as a man who has fallen into a heap of filth ought to seek the great pond of water covered with lotuses, which is near by: even so seek thou for the great deathless lake of Nirvana to wash off the defilement of wrong. If the lake is not sought, it is not the fault of the lake." |
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fat bottom girls make the rockin' world go round
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#7 They have bigger tits n ass
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