Top 5 Reasons To Date A Fat Chick
 

TOP 5 REASONS TO DATE A FAT CHICK:

5) Have more self-esteem issues -- more likely to have sex your way, right away.

4) There's always gonna be food in the fridge.

3) Expanded cable.

2) She's not likely to cheat, and more likely to forgive you if YOU do.

1) She's socially dependent on you -- and you're gonna have a VERY big Christmas!

wouldn't there be less food?

What about the whole no erection because you are not sexually attracted thing?

Lots of eyes closed blowjobs and sex in the [very] dark?

:helpme

Ummmm.... The only thing that could be true is #5..
Things are only funny if they're even remotely close to the truth.

#6. To be honest, they give great head. LOVE IT

This thread gave me a hard-on!:)

Why are you attacking fat girls ,did one laugh at your little dick ? lol

No, because I'm a "fat guy" :Graucho

Made me laugh!

excatly....4 u dat is!!!

1 reason not 2 date a fat chick.......


they will EAT u out of house and home!!!!!

Thats Y skinny girls rule....when going out 2 eat!!!!

what will u have huh?

RABBIT FOOD!!!

Some like large women some don't.... why single out and point this shit out?


I like skinny women but that doesn't matter......


People are people... that simple

It's what is inside that makes them..... if you only look at the outside then you are too shallow and I bet you only read the first and last page of a book

My :2 cents:

More cushion for the pushin

normally 'fat' chicks eat less than skinny ones. obese yes, that's compeltely different. i know plenty of girls who eat nothing and yet they are quite overweight.. because of hormonal disbalances and such stuff.

People normally read the back of the book or the inside sleeve notes to make sure they like it before buying.

:1orglaugh better than jerking off in the darkness

Big ladies preform better oral.. :winkwink:

5 Reasons not to!

1. Less wear and tear on your cars engine and tires

2. Lower food bills, less food = less money

3. Not getting laughed at while going out.

4. Not hearing your friends say how fucking fat your girl is

5. If you do marry being able to carry her over the threshold!


Shallow?? maybe a bit....

3) Expanded cable.

That one caught me off guard :1orglaugh

And why is that? Because fat chicks love to eat. :glugglug

Huh? :eek7

Try typing in english next time. :2 cents:

I hate to tell you this, but fat people due to hormone imbalances are unusual. Most fat people simply eat too much crap. Why do you think America is the fattest nation in history?

fat bottom girls make the rockin' world go round

You are evil :winkwink:

#7 They have bigger tits n ass

I love chubby girls :thumbsup