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Originally posted by RageSilverton
TOP 5 REASONS TO DATE A FAT CHICK:
5) Have more self-esteem issues -- more likely to have sex your way, right away.
4) There's always gonna be food in the fridge.
3) Expanded cable.
2) She's not likely to cheat, and more likely to forgive you if YOU do.
1) She's socially dependent on you -- and you're gonna have a VERY big Christmas!
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Ummmm.... The only thing that could be true is #5..
Things are only funny if they're even remotely close to the truth.