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  • RageSilverton
    Registered User
    • Nov 2004
    • 35

    #1

    Top 5 Reasons To Date A Fat Chick

    TOP 5 REASONS TO DATE A FAT CHICK:

    5) Have more self-esteem issues -- more likely to have sex your way, right away.

    4) There's always gonna be food in the fridge.

    3) Expanded cable.

    2) She's not likely to cheat, and more likely to forgive you if YOU do.

    1) She's socially dependent on you -- and you're gonna have a VERY big Christmas!
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  • SicChild
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2003
    • 365

    #2
    wouldn't there be less food?

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    • alias
      aliasx
      • Apr 2001
      • 19010

      #3
      What about the whole no erection because you are not sexually attracted thing?

      Lots of eyes closed blowjobs and sex in the [very] dark?
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      • ProjectNaked
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        • Jul 2004
        • 4309

        #4

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        • Jakke PNG
          ex-TeenGodFather
          • Nov 2001
          • 20306

          #5
          Originally posted by RageSilverton
          TOP 5 REASONS TO DATE A FAT CHICK:

          5) Have more self-esteem issues -- more likely to have sex your way, right away.

          4) There's always gonna be food in the fridge.

          3) Expanded cable.

          2) She's not likely to cheat, and more likely to forgive you if YOU do.

          1) She's socially dependent on you -- and you're gonna have a VERY big Christmas!
          Ummmm.... The only thing that could be true is #5..
          Things are only funny if they're even remotely close to the truth.
          ..and I'm off.

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          • Icon
            Confirmed User
            • Nov 2004
            • 1757

            #6
            Originally posted by RageSilverton
            TOP 5 REASONS TO DATE A FAT CHICK:

            5) Have more self-esteem issues -- more likely to have sex your way, right away.

            4) There's always gonna be food in the fridge.

            3) Expanded cable.

            2) She's not likely to cheat, and more likely to forgive you if YOU do.

            1) She's socially dependent on you -- and you're gonna have a VERY big Christmas!

            #6. To be honest, they give great head. LOVE IT

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            • Love Brokers
              Confirmed User
              • Jul 2004
              • 1699

              #7
              This thread gave me a hard-on!
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              • tony299
                lurker
                • Aug 2002
                • 57021

                #8
                Why are you attacking fat girls ,did one laugh at your little dick ? lol

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                • RageSilverton
                  Registered User
                  • Nov 2004
                  • 35

                  #9
                  Originally posted by tony404
                  Why are you attacking fat girls ,did one laugh at your little dick ? lol
                  No, because I'm a "fat guy"
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                  • Willie_Poster
                    Registered User
                    • Nov 2004
                    • 2

                    #10
                    Made me laugh!

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                    • fl_prn_str
                      Confirmed User
                      • Aug 2004
                      • 5736

                      #11
                      Originally posted by SicChild
                      wouldn't there be less food?
                      excatly....4 u dat is!!!

                      1 reason not 2 date a fat chick.......


                      they will EAT u out of house and home!!!!!

                      Thats Y skinny girls rule....when going out 2 eat!!!!

                      what will u have huh?

                      RABBIT FOOD!!!

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                      • Ice
                        Confirmed User
                        • Nov 2002
                        • 26053

                        #12
                        Some like large women some don't.... why single out and point this shit out?


                        I like skinny women but that doesn't matter......


                        People are people... that simple

                        It's what is inside that makes them..... if you only look at the outside then you are too shallow and I bet you only read the first and last page of a book

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                        • Spunky
                          I need a beer
                          • Jun 2002
                          • 133978

                          #13
                          More cushion for the pushin

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                          • Luthien
                            Registered User
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 80

                            #14
                            normally 'fat' chicks eat less than skinny ones. obese yes, that's compeltely different. i know plenty of girls who eat nothing and yet they are quite overweight.. because of hormonal disbalances and such stuff.
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                            • Pornwolf
                              Drunk and Unruly
                              • Jan 2002
                              • 22712

                              #15
                              People normally read the back of the book or the inside sleeve notes to make sure they like it before buying.
                              I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade...

                              Webair, bitches.

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                              • bllott
                                Confirmed User
                                • Mar 2004
                                • 2368

                                #16
                                Originally posted by alias
                                What about the whole no erection because you are not sexually attracted thing?

                                Lots of eyes closed blowjobs and sex in the [very] dark?
                                better than jerking off in the darkness

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                                • Vitasoy
                                  GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                  • Oct 2003
                                  • 58202

                                  #17
                                  Big ladies preform better oral..


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                                  • BuckLover
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Feb 2003
                                    • 1656

                                    #18
                                    5 Reasons not to!

                                    1. Less wear and tear on your cars engine and tires

                                    2. Lower food bills, less food = less money

                                    3. Not getting laughed at while going out.

                                    4. Not hearing your friends say how fucking fat your girl is

                                    5. If you do marry being able to carry her over the threshold!


                                    Shallow?? maybe a bit....

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                                    • Double L
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Nov 2004
                                      • 349

                                      #19
                                      3) Expanded cable.

                                      That one caught me off guard

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                                      • CET
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jul 2003
                                        • 2754

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Icon
                                        #6. To be honest, they give great head. LOVE IT
                                        And why is that? Because fat chicks love to eat.
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                                        • CET
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jul 2003
                                          • 2754

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by fl_prn_str
                                          excatly....4 u dat is!!!

                                          1 reason not 2 date a fat chick.......


                                          they will EAT u out of house and home!!!!!

                                          Thats Y skinny girls rule....when going out 2 eat!!!!

                                          what will u have huh?

                                          RABBIT FOOD!!!
                                          Huh?

                                          Try typing in english next time.
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                                          "Just as a man who has fallen into a heap of filth ought to seek the great pond of water covered with lotuses, which is near by: even so seek thou for the great deathless lake of Nirvana to wash off the defilement of wrong. If the lake is not sought, it is not the fault of the lake."

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                                          • CET
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Jul 2003
                                            • 2754

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Luthien
                                            normally 'fat' chicks eat less than skinny ones. obese yes, that's compeltely different. i know plenty of girls who eat nothing and yet they are quite overweight.. because of hormonal disbalances and such stuff.
                                            I hate to tell you this, but fat people due to hormone imbalances are unusual. Most fat people simply eat too much crap. Why do you think America is the fattest nation in history?
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                                            "Just as a man who has fallen into a heap of filth ought to seek the great pond of water covered with lotuses, which is near by: even so seek thou for the great deathless lake of Nirvana to wash off the defilement of wrong. If the lake is not sought, it is not the fault of the lake."

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                                            • flashfire
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                                              • Feb 2003
                                              • 13098

                                              #23
                                              fat bottom girls make the rockin' world go round

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                                              • Candice
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                                                • Oct 2003
                                                • 1149

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by alias
                                                What about the whole no erection because you are not sexually attracted thing?

                                                Lots of eyes closed blowjobs and sex in the [very] dark?
                                                You are evil
                                                You judge me for being different, I laugh because you are all the same!

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                                                • - Jesus Christ -
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                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                  • 7197

                                                  #25

                                                  Amen

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                                                  • JamesK2
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                                                    • Aug 2004
                                                    • 6589

                                                    #26
                                                    #7 They have bigger tits n ass

                                                    I love chubby girls

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