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11-26-2004, 08:06 PM
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If Mary was a Virgin, Jesus could NOT have been the Messiah!
Mary was from the tribe of Levi. JOSEPH was from the tribe of Judah, a descendant of King David.
The Messiah was prophesied to be a decendant of King David. Therefore, Joseph had to be Jesus' father in order for the Prophecy to be fulfilled. Discuss. |
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11-26-2004, 08:10 PM
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...its a book, shhhh
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11-26-2004, 08:10 PM
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Go to hell
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11-26-2004, 08:11 PM
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It's like your teenage daughter if you ask her if she ever had sex what would she say?...
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11-26-2004, 08:14 PM
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11-26-2004, 08:25 PM
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11-26-2004, 08:32 PM
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Who cares ... seriously . Nobody will ever know
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The prophets had been predicting a Messiah to lead them and they had said how, where and when he was born. So don't be surprised if that's what they wrote. |
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11-26-2004, 08:43 PM
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no.. its a book for people to read.... people turned it into a mind control, life running tool ... |
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11-26-2004, 08:49 PM
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11-26-2004, 08:59 PM
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You've cracked a 2000 year old riddle and it means that YOU'RE the messiah. Congrats!
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11-26-2004, 09:33 PM
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As you wish...
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I love to stir religious shit.
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11-26-2004, 09:51 PM
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Makes perfect sense.
Though the bible makes small of it, the greatest part of Jesus' life was spent being just a regular guy. When the time came, the miracles began to flow -- and there began the process of CONVINCING certain people that you are the real thing. Since everybody expected a Messiah, the first thing you had to do was be consistent with the prophecy with what they were EXPECTING. Imagine Jesus sort of on a date with each Apostle -- you know, just having that getting-to-know-you slightly nervous chit-chat. Jesus is thinking "I think I'm gonna bang this one" And the prospetive disciple is wondering "Is HE the one." Jesus would have to be gentle with the little guy, and not just let the whole truth out once -- "I AM THE SON OF GOOD!" Yeah, right -- CYA later, he would say. So, Jesus was given a recorded personal history that would enable him to seduce his followers, first, by playing into their existing mythology, and then, later, by offering no contradictions when he explained who his father really was. j-
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Matthew King David Solomon (of Uriah's wife) Rehoboam Abijah Asa Jehoshaphat Jehoram Uzziah, Jotham Ahaz Hezekiah Manasseh Amon Josiah Jeconiah Shealtiel Zerubbabel Abiud Eliakim Azor Zadok Akim Eliud Eleazar Matthan Jacob Joseph, the husband of Mary Jesus, who is called Christ. Luke David Nathan Mattatha Menna Melea Eliakim Jonam Joseph Judah Simeon Levi Matthat Jorim Eliezer Joshua Er Elmadam Cosam Addi Melki Neri Shealtiel Zerubbabel Rhesa Joanan Joda Josech Semein Mattathias Maath Naggai Esli Nahum Amos Mattathias Joseph Jannai Melki Levi Matthat Heli Joseph Jesus Joseph was not Jesus' father, God was. Mary was a virgin, so Joseph couldn't have been Jesus' father. Therefore this genealogy is meaningless. The genealogy is also made meaningless, because jews count heriditary through the mother. Where's Mary's genealogy?
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