ATTENTION: Jonathan Quarkschowski - business proposal - GoFuckYourself.com

Thomas van de Koch · 11-26-2004, 05:13 PM

Good evening,

Mr Jonathan, I have been told you have serious *SEARCH ENGINE* traffic.

I'd like to kindly ask you not to make any deals for your traffic starting from March 2005.

I am confident that a POP UP window promoting my SEA ANIMALS website, will make you more money than any other affiliate program on the web.

If you are interested, please reply to this thread and post your mobile phone number.

Thomas van de Koch

alexg · 11-26-2004, 05:15 PM

you should buy more medication next time so you won't run out so quickly

LadyMischief · 11-26-2004, 05:17 PM

Are you for real?

Doctor Dre · 11-26-2004, 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by alexg
you should buy more medication next time so you won't run out so quickly

We all knwo it's both the same troll

nofx · 11-26-2004, 05:19 PM

you suck more dick than a pro bono crack whore

shhhhhhhh

polish_aristocrat · 11-26-2004, 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Thomas van de Koch

I am confident that a POP UP window promoting my SEA ANIMALS website

DutchTeenCash · 11-26-2004, 05:40 PM

Dcat · 11-26-2004, 05:52 PM

Which begs the question: "How well do sea animals convert with porn traffic?"

Nylz · 11-26-2004, 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by polish_aristocrat

Platinumpimp · 11-26-2004, 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dcat
Which begs the question: "How well do sea animals convert with porn traffic?"

Along with some eels it would go pretty well I've seen here on GFY

Thomas van de Koch · 11-26-2004, 07:47 PM

Bump for Sir Quarkschowski.

thank you for your time,

Thomas

SIG357 · 11-26-2004, 09:50 PM

yuo = moran

BuckLover · 11-26-2004, 09:52 PM

Ya, I got some swamp land I am selling

Jonathan Quarkschowski · 11-26-2004, 09:59 PM

SEE SIG

http · 11-26-2004, 10:04 PM

Whoever this is, I like it

BuckLover · 11-26-2004, 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jonathan Quarkschowski
SEE SIG

Hey Johnathon, your in California right?

Thomas van de Koch · 11-27-2004, 07:31 AM

Good morning,

Quote:

Originally posted by Jonathan Quarkschowski
SEE SIG

Can you post in this thread your mobile phone number, as I asked?

Or any other way to contact you in a convenient way, f.e a PO Box?

thank you for your cooperation,

Thomas

DeadFidel · 11-27-2004, 07:55 AM

Tom the cock, doing some business up north if you're interested.

plyndrty · 11-27-2004, 07:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Thomas van de Koch

thank you for your cooperation,

Thomas

Looks like you watch a lot of cop shows...

Pleasurepays · 11-27-2004, 08:21 AM

Dear Mr. Thomas van de Koch,

I believe I might have the traffic you are looking for to further develop and promote your Carribean Sea Creatures project.

As you might be aware from our previous conversations, our company is one of the most progressive marketing companies on the planet and innovators of many popular money making programs which have taken the 3rd world by storm such as: "Heroin As A Short Term Investment", "Sending Fingers Home to Relatives - Making Millions For A Weeks Work" and our flagship program "The International Arms Trade and You - How To Become The Middleman". If you frequent Afghanistan, Pakistan, Syria, North Korea, Libya or Iran, you are probably quite familiar with our infomercials.

Our domain hijacking division is now the second most profitable in our company where revenues are exceeded only by our online casinos that never pay anything out while double billing customers for their convienence. On a side note, our casino profits exploded when we realized that having no customer support while billing user credit cards as "I Paid For A Beastiality Website Online and The Site Owner Can Prove It", you can cut chargebacks down well under the required chargeback limits.

Please feel to respond in this thread and we look forward to developing a working relationship with you in this very exciting sea animals project.

Sincerely yours,
Pesker Dingleturd

PS: We are currently looking for a buyer such as yourself, with descriminating taste who is actively searching for a brilliant example of Soviet military technology.

Double L · 11-27-2004, 08:33 AM

Heroin As A Short Term Investment...

Jizar II · 11-27-2004, 08:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pleasurepays
Dear Mr. Thomas van de Koch,

I believe I might have the traffic you are looking for to further develop and promote your Carribean Sea Creatures project.

As you might be aware from our previous conversations, our company is one of the most progressive marketing companies on the planet and innovators of many popular money making programs which have taken the 3rd world by storm such as: "Heroin As A Short Term Investment", "Sending Fingers Home to Relatives - Making Millions For A Weeks Work" and our flagship program "The International Arms Trade and You - How To Become The Middleman". If you frequent Afghanistan, Pakistan, Syria, North Korea, Libya or Iran, you are probably quite familiar with our infomercials.

Our domain hijacking division is now the second most profitable in our company where revenues are exceeded only by our online casinos that never pay anything out while double billing customers for their convienence. On a side note, our casino profits exploded when we realized that having no customer support while billing user credit cards as "I Paid For A Beastiality Website Online and The Site Owner Can Prove It", you can cut chargebacks down well under the required chargeback limits.

Please feel to respond in this thread and we look forward to developing a working relationship with you in this very exciting sea animals project.

Sincerely yours,
Pesker Dingleturd

PS: We are currently looking for a buyer such as yourself, with descriminating taste who is actively searching for a brilliant example of Soviet military technology.

Buzz · 11-27-2004, 08:40 AM

Dear mr. Pesker Dingleturd

Right now I'm promoting my HowComesImaMoron.com, devoted to my last bestseller "Find The Moron Inside You".
Please contact me, as I consider your services to be the best to help my business.

As for Soviet military technology - I'm interested in purchasing an intercontinental ballistic missile - need a birthday present for my mate Fidel C.

Sincerely yours,
Stew Shrimp

polish_aristocrat · 11-27-2004, 08:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pleasurepays
Dear Mr. Thomas van de Koch,

I believe I might have the traffic you are looking for to further develop and promote your Carribean Sea Creatures project.

As you might be aware from our previous conversations, our company is one of the most progressive marketing companies on the planet and innovators of many popular money making programs which have taken the 3rd world by storm such as: "Heroin As A Short Term Investment", "Sending Fingers Home to Relatives - Making Millions For A Weeks Work" and our flagship program "The International Arms Trade and You - How To Become The Middleman". If you frequent Afghanistan, Pakistan, Syria, North Korea, Libya or Iran, you are probably quite familiar with our infomercials.

Our domain hijacking division is now the second most profitable in our company where revenues are exceeded only by our online casinos that never pay anything out while double billing customers for their convienence. On a side note, our casino profits exploded when we realized that having no customer support while billing user credit cards as "I Paid For A Beastiality Website Online and The Site Owner Can Prove It", you can cut chargebacks down well under the required chargeback limits.

Please feel to respond in this thread and we look forward to developing a working relationship with you in this very exciting sea animals project.

Sincerely yours,
Pesker Dingleturd

PS: We are currently looking for a buyer such as yourself, with descriminating taste who is actively searching for a brilliant example of Soviet military technology.

lol

Pleasurepays · 11-27-2004, 09:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PicsMasters
Dear mr. Pesker Dingleturd

Right now I'm promoting my HowComesImaMoron.com, devoted to my last bestseller "Find The Moron Inside You".
Please contact me, as I consider your services to be the best to help my business.

As for Soviet military technology - I'm interested in purchasing an intercontinental ballistic missile - need a birthday present for my mate Fidel C.

Sincerely yours,
Stew Shrimp

Good day to you Mr Shrimp!

I appreciate your response. I regret to inform you that Western made ICBM's are now in high demand being that the winter holiday season is now in full swing.

However, due to the successful invasion and occupation... er... excuse me... Due to the successful liberation of Iraqi's from their relatively peaceful existence last year, we now have ready access to Iraqi arms for sale which includes a very economic surface to air missile system which can be quickly modified from a short range system to a medium/long range system by simply using a bigger hammer.

Please see the attached sales brochure.

Asking price is $499.00 USD per system.

polish_aristocrat · 11-27-2004, 02:19 PM

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Originally posted by Pleasurepays

poor camel

MaDalton · 11-27-2004, 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PlatinumPimp
Along with some eels it would go pretty well I've seen here on GFY

oh, yeah, i remember those eels...

candyflip · 11-27-2004, 02:45 PM

This guy is too funny.

uno · 11-27-2004, 03:07 PM

This is a pretty nifty crossover of characters, assuming the creators are different people.

11-26-2004, 05:13 PM	#1
Thomas van de Koch Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 468	ATTENTION: Jonathan Quarkschowski - business proposal Good evening, Mr Jonathan, I have been told you have serious SEARCH ENGINE traffic. I'd like to kindly ask you not to make any deals for your traffic starting from March 2005. I am confident that a POP UP window promoting my SEA ANIMALS website, will make you more money than any other affiliate program on the web. If you are interested, please reply to this thread and post your mobile phone number. Thomas van de Koch

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11-26-2004, 07:47 PM	#11
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Pleasurepays BANNED - SUPPORTING TUBES Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I live in a pile of boogers Posts: 11,913	Dear Mr. Thomas van de Koch, I believe I might have the traffic you are looking for to further develop and promote your Carribean Sea Creatures project. As you might be aware from our previous conversations, our company is one of the most progressive marketing companies on the planet and innovators of many popular money making programs which have taken the 3rd world by storm such as: "Heroin As A Short Term Investment", "Sending Fingers Home to Relatives - Making Millions For A Weeks Work" and our flagship program "The International Arms Trade and You - How To Become The Middleman". If you frequent Afghanistan, Pakistan, Syria, North Korea, Libya or Iran, you are probably quite familiar with our infomercials. Our domain hijacking division is now the second most profitable in our company where revenues are exceeded only by our online casinos that never pay anything out while double billing customers for their convienence. On a side note, our casino profits exploded when we realized that having no customer support while billing user credit cards as "I Paid For A Beastiality Website Online and The Site Owner Can Prove It", you can cut chargebacks down well under the required chargeback limits. Please feel to respond in this thread and we look forward to developing a working relationship with you in this very exciting sea animals project. Sincerely yours, Pesker Dingleturd PS: We are currently looking for a buyer such as yourself, with descriminating taste who is actively searching for a brilliant example of Soviet military technology.

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