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Originally posted by PicsMasters
Dear mr. Pesker Dingleturd
Right now I'm promoting my HowComesImaMoron.com, devoted to my last bestseller "Find The Moron Inside You".
Please contact me, as I consider your services to be the best to help my business.
As for Soviet military technology - I'm interested in purchasing an intercontinental ballistic missile - need a birthday present for my mate Fidel C.
Sincerely yours,
Stew Shrimp
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Good day to you Mr Shrimp!
I appreciate your response. I regret to inform you that Western made ICBM's are now in high demand being that the winter holiday season is now in full swing.
However, due to the successful invasion and occupation... er... excuse me... Due to the successful liberation of Iraqi's from their relatively peaceful existence last year, we now have ready access to Iraqi arms for sale which includes a very economic surface to air missile system which can be quickly modified from a short range system to a medium/long range system by simply using a bigger hammer.
Please see the attached sales brochure.
Asking price is $499.00 USD per system.
