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Dear mr. Pesker Dingleturd
Right now I'm promoting my HowComesImaMoron.com, devoted to my last bestseller "Find The Moron Inside You".
Please contact me, as I consider your services to be the best to help my business.
As for Soviet military technology - I'm interested in purchasing an intercontinental ballistic missile - need a birthday present for my mate Fidel C.
Sincerely yours,
Stew Shrimp
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