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  • Thomas van de Koch
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2004
    • 468
    #1

    ATTENTION: Jonathan Quarkschowski - business proposal

    Good evening,

    Mr Jonathan, I have been told you have serious *SEARCH ENGINE* traffic.

    I'd like to kindly ask you not to make any deals for your traffic starting from March 2005.

    I am confident that a POP UP window promoting my SEA ANIMALS website, will make you more money than any other affiliate program on the web.

    If you are interested, please reply to this thread and post your mobile phone number.


    Thomas van de Koch
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    • alexg
      IL4L.com
      • Aug 2003
      • 11287
      #2
      you should buy more medication next time so you won't run out so quickly

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        • LadyMischief
          Orgasms N Such!
          • Sep 2002
          • 18135
          #3
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            • Doctor Dre
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Jan 2001
              • 51692
              #4
              Originally posted by alexg
              you should buy more medication next time so you won't run out so quickly
              We all knwo it's both the same troll
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              I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                • nofx
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Nov 2002
                  • 16826
                  #5
                  you suck more dick than a pro bono crack whore



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                    • polish_aristocrat
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Jul 2002
                      • 40377
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Thomas van de Koch


                      I am confident that a POP UP window promoting my SEA ANIMALS website
                      I don't use ICQ anymore.

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                        • DutchTeenCash
                          I like Dutch Girls
                          • Feb 2003
                          • 21684
                          #7

                          ICQ 16 91 547 - SKYPE dutchteencash
                          bob AT dutchteencash DOT com
                          ... did you see our newest Sweet Natural Girl Priscilla (18)?

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                            • Dcat
                              Confirmed User
                              • Aug 2003
                              • 1607
                              #8
                              Which begs the question: "How well do sea animals convert with porn traffic?"

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                                • Nylz
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Apr 2004
                                  • 8285
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
                                  No sig.

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                                    • Platinumpimp
                                      Logos and such.
                                      • Jan 2004
                                      • 10214
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Dcat
                                      Which begs the question: "How well do sea animals convert with porn traffic?"
                                      Along with some eels it would go pretty well I've seen here on GFY
                                      I design logo's.

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                                        • Thomas van de Koch
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Nov 2004
                                          • 468
                                          #11
                                          Bump for Sir Quarkschowski.

                                          thank you for your time,


                                          Thomas

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                                            • SIG357
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Nov 2001
                                              • 175
                                              #12
                                              yuo = moran

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                                                • BuckLover
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Feb 2003
                                                  • 1656
                                                  #13
                                                  Ya, I got some swamp land I am selling

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                                                    • Jonathan Quarkschowski
                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                      • Jun 2004
                                                      • 631
                                                      #14
                                                      SEE SIG

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                                                        • http
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Oct 2001
                                                          • 1811
                                                          #15
                                                          Whoever this is, I like it


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                                                            • BuckLover
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Feb 2003
                                                              • 1656
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by Jonathan Quarkschowski
                                                              SEE SIG
                                                              Hey Johnathon, your in California right?

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                                                                • Thomas van de Koch
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Nov 2004
                                                                  • 468
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Good morning,
                                                                  Originally posted by Jonathan Quarkschowski
                                                                  SEE SIG
                                                                  Can you post in this thread your mobile phone number, as I asked?

                                                                  Or any other way to contact you in a convenient way, f.e a PO Box?

                                                                  thank you for your cooperation,


                                                                  Thomas

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                                                                    • DeadFidel
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Jul 2003
                                                                      • 6764
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Tom the cock, doing some business up north if you're interested.

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                                                                        • plyndrty
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Jul 2003
                                                                          • 1477
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by Thomas van de Koch

                                                                          thank you for your cooperation,


                                                                          Thomas
                                                                          Looks like you watch a lot of cop shows...
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                                                                            • Pleasurepays
                                                                              BANNED - SUPPORTING TUBES
                                                                              • Aug 2002
                                                                              • 11913
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Dear Mr. Thomas van de Koch,

                                                                              I believe I might have the traffic you are looking for to further develop and promote your Carribean Sea Creatures project.

                                                                              As you might be aware from our previous conversations, our company is one of the most progressive marketing companies on the planet and innovators of many popular money making programs which have taken the 3rd world by storm such as: "Heroin As A Short Term Investment", "Sending Fingers Home to Relatives - Making Millions For A Weeks Work" and our flagship program "The International Arms Trade and You - How To Become The Middleman". If you frequent Afghanistan, Pakistan, Syria, North Korea, Libya or Iran, you are probably quite familiar with our infomercials.

                                                                              Our domain hijacking division is now the second most profitable in our company where revenues are exceeded only by our online casinos that never pay anything out while double billing customers for their convienence. On a side note, our casino profits exploded when we realized that having no customer support while billing user credit cards as "I Paid For A Beastiality Website Online and The Site Owner Can Prove It", you can cut chargebacks down well under the required chargeback limits.

                                                                              Please feel to respond in this thread and we look forward to developing a working relationship with you in this very exciting sea animals project.

                                                                              Sincerely yours,
                                                                              Pesker Dingleturd

                                                                              PS: We are currently looking for a buyer such as yourself, with descriminating taste who is actively searching for a brilliant example of Soviet military technology.

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                                                                                • Double L
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Nov 2004
                                                                                  • 349
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Heroin As A Short Term Investment...

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                                                                                    • Jizar II
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • May 2001
                                                                                      • 1425
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by Pleasurepays
                                                                                      Dear Mr. Thomas van de Koch,

                                                                                      I believe I might have the traffic you are looking for to further develop and promote your Carribean Sea Creatures project.

                                                                                      As you might be aware from our previous conversations, our company is one of the most progressive marketing companies on the planet and innovators of many popular money making programs which have taken the 3rd world by storm such as: "Heroin As A Short Term Investment", "Sending Fingers Home to Relatives - Making Millions For A Weeks Work" and our flagship program "The International Arms Trade and You - How To Become The Middleman". If you frequent Afghanistan, Pakistan, Syria, North Korea, Libya or Iran, you are probably quite familiar with our infomercials.

                                                                                      Our domain hijacking division is now the second most profitable in our company where revenues are exceeded only by our online casinos that never pay anything out while double billing customers for their convienence. On a side note, our casino profits exploded when we realized that having no customer support while billing user credit cards as "I Paid For A Beastiality Website Online and The Site Owner Can Prove It", you can cut chargebacks down well under the required chargeback limits.

                                                                                      Please feel to respond in this thread and we look forward to developing a working relationship with you in this very exciting sea animals project.

                                                                                      Sincerely yours,
                                                                                      Pesker Dingleturd

                                                                                      PS: We are currently looking for a buyer such as yourself, with descriminating taste who is actively searching for a brilliant example of Soviet military technology.

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                                                                                        • Buzz
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Apr 2004
                                                                                          • 1908
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Dear mr. Pesker Dingleturd

                                                                                          Right now I'm promoting my HowComesImaMoron.com, devoted to my last bestseller "Find The Moron Inside You".
                                                                                          Please contact me, as I consider your services to be the best to help my business.

                                                                                          As for Soviet military technology - I'm interested in purchasing an intercontinental ballistic missile - need a birthday present for my mate Fidel C.

                                                                                          Sincerely yours,
                                                                                          Stew Shrimp

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                                                                                            • polish_aristocrat
                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                              • Jul 2002
                                                                                              • 40377
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by Pleasurepays
                                                                                              Dear Mr. Thomas van de Koch,

                                                                                              I believe I might have the traffic you are looking for to further develop and promote your Carribean Sea Creatures project.

                                                                                              As you might be aware from our previous conversations, our company is one of the most progressive marketing companies on the planet and innovators of many popular money making programs which have taken the 3rd world by storm such as: "Heroin As A Short Term Investment", "Sending Fingers Home to Relatives - Making Millions For A Weeks Work" and our flagship program "The International Arms Trade and You - How To Become The Middleman". If you frequent Afghanistan, Pakistan, Syria, North Korea, Libya or Iran, you are probably quite familiar with our infomercials.

                                                                                              Our domain hijacking division is now the second most profitable in our company where revenues are exceeded only by our online casinos that never pay anything out while double billing customers for their convienence. On a side note, our casino profits exploded when we realized that having no customer support while billing user credit cards as "I Paid For A Beastiality Website Online and The Site Owner Can Prove It", you can cut chargebacks down well under the required chargeback limits.

                                                                                              Please feel to respond in this thread and we look forward to developing a working relationship with you in this very exciting sea animals project.

                                                                                              Sincerely yours,
                                                                                              Pesker Dingleturd

                                                                                              PS: We are currently looking for a buyer such as yourself, with descriminating taste who is actively searching for a brilliant example of Soviet military technology.

                                                                                              lol
                                                                                              I don't use ICQ anymore.

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                                                                                                • Pleasurepays
                                                                                                  BANNED - SUPPORTING TUBES
                                                                                                  • Aug 2002
                                                                                                  • 11913
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by PicsMasters
                                                                                                  Dear mr. Pesker Dingleturd

                                                                                                  Right now I'm promoting my HowComesImaMoron.com, devoted to my last bestseller "Find The Moron Inside You".
                                                                                                  Please contact me, as I consider your services to be the best to help my business.

                                                                                                  As for Soviet military technology - I'm interested in purchasing an intercontinental ballistic missile - need a birthday present for my mate Fidel C.

                                                                                                  Sincerely yours,
                                                                                                  Stew Shrimp
                                                                                                  Good day to you Mr Shrimp!

                                                                                                  I appreciate your response. I regret to inform you that Western made ICBM's are now in high demand being that the winter holiday season is now in full swing.

                                                                                                  However, due to the successful invasion and occupation... er... excuse me... Due to the successful liberation of Iraqi's from their relatively peaceful existence last year, we now have ready access to Iraqi arms for sale which includes a very economic surface to air missile system which can be quickly modified from a short range system to a medium/long range system by simply using a bigger hammer.

                                                                                                  Please see the attached sales brochure.

                                                                                                  Asking price is $499.00 USD per system.


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                                                                                                    • polish_aristocrat
                                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                      • Jul 2002
                                                                                                      • 40377
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by Pleasurepays


                                                                                                      poor camel
                                                                                                      I don't use ICQ anymore.

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                                                                                                        • MaDalton
                                                                                                          I am Amazing Content!
                                                                                                          • Feb 2004
                                                                                                          • 39861
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by PlatinumPimp
                                                                                                          Along with some eels it would go pretty well I've seen here on GFY
                                                                                                          oh, yeah, i remember those eels...
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                                                                                                            • candyflip
                                                                                                              Carpe Visio
                                                                                                              • Jul 2002
                                                                                                              • 43069
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              This guy is too funny.

                                                                                                              Spend you some brain.
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                                                                                                                • uno
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                                                                                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                                                                                  • 18450
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  This is a pretty nifty crossover of characters, assuming the creators are different people.
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