UK People - Guess who I was out Drinking with Last Night.... - GoFuckYourself.com

JayJay · 11-21-2004, 12:19 AM

Denise Van Outen!
I was out with a few mates up some posh bar in Hampstead (West London) and she walks in....
You gotta understand I have always Fancied the fuck out her since I was like 15 when she was on Big Breakfast ect...
My mates immediately rush round her like a fly's to a shit on a stick!
I thought I'll play it a bit smarter so I started chatting up her ugly mate at the same table for about 5 mins (She a Teacher) Who is totally eating out my hand (She goes to the toilet)
So I thought this is my chance to say Hello to Denise, so I said some stupid line and shes a total arrogant bitch.
Anyway So I wasen't going to leave it at that so I carried on talking total drunk bullshit and acting the fool for about 20 mins.
By the end of the night we are getting on like a house on fire
Dancing on table together and other joking around.... (BTW I'm the worst dancer in the world)
At the end I carried her to her friends car on my back

She wants to meet me and my mates next week at the same place....
She a total fucking babe and funny as hell

Hopefully this story ain't finished and she turns up, will see!
To be honest I know I've got no chance with her but I thinking of going with the ugly mate so I have more chance to weave my magic on Denise

Best night of my Life!

JayJay · 11-21-2004, 12:19 AM

Pornwolf · 11-21-2004, 12:20 AM

Who is she?

Steen2 · 11-21-2004, 12:21 AM

Cool!

Who is she?

mattyboy · 11-21-2004, 12:23 AM

JayJay = lucky f*ucker

Denise is hot!

Kard63 · 11-21-2004, 12:25 AM

http://www.askmen.com/women/models_1...van_outen.html

Our morning news people dont rock bikini's on the beach.... not to mention for photoshoots lol.

JayJay · 11-21-2004, 12:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pornwolf
Who is she?

She's a quite a Big Star in the UK and I think she also had the main roll in the show Chicago

emthree · 11-21-2004, 12:37 AM

Two Words: Hidden Cam

JayJay · 11-21-2004, 12:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by emthree
Two Words: Hidden Cam

Ha Ha, Don't think it would do as well as the Paris Hilton vid

dunefield · 11-21-2004, 12:41 AM

nice one... make a home video and you can be on some uk tv reality show and have 15 mins of fame...

JayJay · 11-21-2004, 12:55 AM

Pornwolf · 11-21-2004, 12:59 AM

She's good looking. Jay Kay shags all the hot British chicks doesn't he?

detoxed · 11-21-2004, 01:00 AM

You tell us to guess.. then you tell us before we can. Not cool.

JayJay · 11-21-2004, 01:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pornwolf
She's good looking. Jay Kay shags all the hot British chicks doesn't he?

Change that "K" for "J" and you got it right

JayJay · 11-21-2004, 01:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by detoxed
You tell us to guess.. then you tell us before we can. Not cool.

you was supposed to guess first then open the thread

Johny Traffic · 11-21-2004, 01:20 AM

LUcky fucker. Shes so horny and I bet filthy as fuck

Pornwolf · 11-21-2004, 01:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by JayJay
Change that "K" for "J" and you got it right

Heh heh, just wear the hat and drive a Ferrari next time you see her and you'll have her skirt hiked up in no time.

JayJay · 11-21-2004, 01:28 AM

Fuck maybe It wasn't the best night of my life
I just fucking realised I lost my brand new phone last night!!!!
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...adid=391175&s=

Fuck it

Kray · 11-21-2004, 08:37 AM

I'd hit it, for sure

Manowar · 11-21-2004, 08:40 AM

thats very cool, shes damn hot , i used to wake up just to watch her on BB

Ross · 11-21-2004, 10:11 AM

Denise Van Outen is a fucking babe! Not to mention the fact she dated Jay Kay from Jamiraquai!

Good going, I hope she does turn up next week....I bet this is the longest week of your life waiting for the weekend again haha!

JayJay · 11-21-2004, 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ross
Denise Van Outen is a fucking babe! Not to mention the fact she dated Jay Kay from Jamiraquai!

Good going, I hope she does turn up next week....I bet this is the longest week of your life waiting for the weekend again haha!

ha ha you're right there!
To be honest I bet she won't turn up
Even if she doesn't It definitely made my year

Plus an extra bonus today some Australian girl found my phone on the floor in the undergrond station in Clapham?????
I never went to Clapham?
She called my house and she will send it to me in the post

Tytan · 11-21-2004, 02:02 PM

you bastard

JayJay · 11-21-2004, 05:30 PM

she's mine

Platinumpimp · 11-21-2004, 05:34 PM

She looks ok man, but what a coincidence walking into her

Webby · 11-21-2004, 06:35 PM

Webmasters are actually "fans" of these girls??

I thought that was for punters? :-)

A few year back we had photo sessions for some stuff I was doing at the time. The usual "name" models were part of the shoot.

The thing that amazed even the photographer and studio staff started with some rumours in the surrounding area of "celebs".

Then we got notes stuffed under the main studio door from raving fans hanging about outside

Then the fax machine started - apparently the news hit an office block and industrial estate across the street and loads of wasted fax paper came spewing out with expressions of love and adoration :-)

Hell knows how these girls get so much of a following - they are all tits and ass - not exactly a rare breed

JayJay · 11-21-2004, 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Webby
Webmasters are actually "fans" of these girls??

She's on the telly nothing to do with Porn

Although Yes I'm kind of a fan of Teen Kelly ;)

Steve_NCH · 11-21-2004, 09:45 PM

I remember reading an interview with her in Loaded (British lad's mag) and she said she goes for guys with stubble/facial hair, so have a few day's growth for next Saturday and you're in Jay!

xclusive · 11-21-2004, 09:48 PM

You lucky fucker you still telling hot chicks that you are gay so they will hang out with you?...J/K...

JayJay · 11-21-2004, 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Steve_NCH
I remember reading an interview with her in Loaded (British lad's mag) and she said she goes for guys with stubble/facial hair, so have a few day's growth for next Saturday and you're in Jay!

You're the Man

Thanks for that... really

JayJay · 11-21-2004, 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by xclusive
You lucky fucker you still telling hot chicks that you are gay so they will hang out with you?...J/K...

hehe, I don't think they would believe me even If I did say I was Gay...
This is me
http://drunkenwebmaster.com/

11-21-2004, 12:19 AM	#1
JayJay Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 3,739	UK People - Guess who I was out Drinking with Last Night.... Denise Van Outen! I was out with a few mates up some posh bar in Hampstead (West London) and she walks in.... You gotta understand I have always Fancied the fuck out her since I was like 15 when she was on Big Breakfast ect... My mates immediately rush round her like a fly's to a shit on a stick! I thought I'll play it a bit smarter so I started chatting up her ugly mate at the same table for about 5 mins (She a Teacher) Who is totally eating out my hand (She goes to the toilet) So I thought this is my chance to say Hello to Denise, so I said some stupid line and shes a total arrogant bitch. Anyway So I wasen't going to leave it at that so I carried on talking total drunk bullshit and acting the fool for about 20 mins. By the end of the night we are getting on like a house on fire Dancing on table together and other joking around.... (BTW I'm the worst dancer in the world) At the end I carried her to her friends car on my back She wants to meet me and my mates next week at the same place.... She a total fucking babe and funny as hell Hopefully this story ain't finished and she turns up, will see! To be honest I know I've got no chance with her but I thinking of going with the ugly mate so I have more chance to weave my magic on Denise Best night of my Life! Last edited by JayJay; 11-21-2004 at 12:22 AM..

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Webby Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Far far away - as possible Posts: 14,956	Webmasters are actually "fans" of these girls?? I thought that was for punters? :-) A few year back we had photo sessions for some stuff I was doing at the time. The usual "name" models were part of the shoot. The thing that amazed even the photographer and studio staff started with some rumours in the surrounding area of "celebs". Then we got notes stuffed under the main studio door from raving fans hanging about outside Then the fax machine started - apparently the news hit an office block and industrial estate across the street and loads of wasted fax paper came spewing out with expressions of love and adoration :-) Hell knows how these girls get so much of a following - they are all tits and ass - not exactly a rare breed __________________ XXX TLD's - Another mosquito to swat. Last edited by Webby; 11-21-2004 at 06:36 PM..

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