UK People - Guess who I was out Drinking with Last Night....
 

Denise Van Outen!
I was out with a few mates up some posh bar in Hampstead (West London) and she walks in....
You gotta understand I have always Fancied the fuck out her since I was like 15 when she was on Big Breakfast ect...
My mates immediately rush round her like a fly's to a shit on a stick!
I thought I'll play it a bit smarter so I started chatting up her ugly mate at the same table for about 5 mins (She a Teacher) Who is totally eating out my hand (She goes to the toilet)
So I thought this is my chance to say Hello to Denise, so I said some stupid line and shes a total arrogant bitch.
Anyway So I wasen't going to leave it at that so I carried on talking total drunk bullshit and acting the fool for about 20 mins.
By the end of the night we are getting on like a house on fire
Dancing on table together and other joking around.... (BTW I'm the worst dancer in the world)
At the end I carried her to her friends car on my back

She wants to meet me and my mates next week at the same place....
She a total fucking babe and funny as hell

Hopefully this story ain't finished and she turns up, will see!
To be honest I know I've got no chance with her but I thinking of going with the ugly mate so I have more chance to weave my magic on Denise

Best night of my Life!

Who is she?

Cool!

Who is she?

JayJay = lucky f*ucker :glugglug
Denise is hot!

http://www.askmen.com/women/models_1...van_outen.html

Our morning news people dont rock bikini's on the beach.... not to mention for photoshoots lol.

She's a quite a Big Star in the UK and I think she also had the main roll in the show Chicago

Two Words: Hidden Cam :Graucho

Ha Ha, Don't think it would do as well as the Paris Hilton vid

nice one... make a home video and you can be on some uk tv reality show and have 15 mins of fame...

She's good looking. Jay Kay shags all the hot British chicks doesn't he?:glugglug

You tell us to guess.. then you tell us before we can. Not cool.

Change that "K" for "J" and you got it right :winkwink:

:1orglaugh you was supposed to guess first then open the thread

LUcky fucker. Shes so horny and I bet filthy as fuck

Heh heh, just wear the hat and drive a Ferrari next time you see her and you'll have her skirt hiked up in no time. :1orglaugh

Fuck maybe It wasn't the best night of my life
I just fucking realised I lost my brand new phone last night!!!!
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...adid=391175&s=

Fuck it :1orglaugh

I'd hit it, for sure

thats very cool, shes damn hot , i used to wake up just to watch her on BB

Denise Van Outen is a fucking babe! Not to mention the fact she dated Jay Kay from Jamiraquai!

Good going, I hope she does turn up next week....I bet this is the longest week of your life waiting for the weekend again haha!

ha ha you're right there!
To be honest I bet she won't turn up
Even if she doesn't It definitely made my year :thumbsup

Plus an extra bonus today some Australian girl found my phone on the floor in the undergrond station in Clapham?????
I never went to Clapham?
She called my house and she will send it to me in the post :thumbsup

you bastard

she's mine :banana

She looks ok man, but what a coincidence walking into her :thumbsup

Webmasters are actually "fans" of these girls?? :glugglug

I thought that was for punters? :-)

A few year back we had photo sessions for some stuff I was doing at the time. The usual "name" models were part of the shoot.

The thing that amazed even the photographer and studio staff started with some rumours in the surrounding area of "celebs".

Then we got notes stuffed under the main studio door from raving fans hanging about outside :1orglaugh

Then the fax machine started - apparently the news hit an office block and industrial estate across the street and loads of wasted fax paper came spewing out with expressions of love and adoration :-)

Hell knows how these girls get so much of a following - they are all tits and ass - not exactly a rare breed :1orglaugh

She's on the telly nothing to do with Porn

Although Yes I'm kind of a fan of Teen Kelly ;)

I remember reading an interview with her in Loaded (British lad's mag) and she said she goes for guys with stubble/facial hair, so have a few day's growth for next Saturday and you're in Jay! :thumbsup

You lucky fucker you still telling hot chicks that you are gay so they will hang out with you?...J/K...

You're the Man :thumbsup
Thanks for that... really

hehe, I don't think they would believe me even If I did say I was Gay...
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