Denise Van Outen!
I was out with a few mates up some posh bar in Hampstead (West London) and she walks in....
You gotta understand I have always Fancied the fuck out her since I was like 15 when she was on Big Breakfast ect...
My mates immediately rush round her like a fly's to a shit on a stick!
I thought I'll play it a bit smarter so I started chatting up her ugly mate at the same table for about 5 mins (She a Teacher) Who is totally eating out my hand (She goes to the toilet)
So I thought this is my chance to say Hello to Denise, so I said some stupid line and shes a total arrogant bitch.
Anyway So I wasen't going to leave it at that so I carried on talking total drunk bullshit and acting the fool for about 20 mins.
By the end of the night we are getting on like a house on fire
Dancing on table together and other joking around.... (BTW I'm the worst dancer in the world)
At the end I carried her to her friends car on my back
She wants to meet me and my mates next week at the same place....
She a total fucking babe and funny as hell
Hopefully this story ain't finished and she turns up, will see!
To be honest I know I've got no chance with her but I thinking of going with the ugly mate so I have more chance to weave my magic on Denise
Best night of my Life!
I was out with a few mates up some posh bar in Hampstead (West London) and she walks in....
You gotta understand I have always Fancied the fuck out her since I was like 15 when she was on Big Breakfast ect...
My mates immediately rush round her like a fly's to a shit on a stick!
I thought I'll play it a bit smarter so I started chatting up her ugly mate at the same table for about 5 mins (She a Teacher) Who is totally eating out my hand (She goes to the toilet)
So I thought this is my chance to say Hello to Denise, so I said some stupid line and shes a total arrogant bitch.
Anyway So I wasen't going to leave it at that so I carried on talking total drunk bullshit and acting the fool for about 20 mins.
By the end of the night we are getting on like a house on fire
Dancing on table together and other joking around.... (BTW I'm the worst dancer in the world)
At the end I carried her to her friends car on my back
She wants to meet me and my mates next week at the same place....
She a total fucking babe and funny as hell
Hopefully this story ain't finished and she turns up, will see!
To be honest I know I've got no chance with her but I thinking of going with the ugly mate so I have more chance to weave my magic on Denise
Best night of my Life!
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