A letter to the Red states. - GoFuckYourself.com

colpanic · 11-08-2004, 02:31 PM

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2004/11...state_to_reds/

hehe

sperbonzo · 11-08-2004, 02:40 PM

They should take a look at the number of counties in the "blue states" that were red. If they want to secede they are going to only be able to take major cities with them.

The left is only going to go further and further into the fringes.....they just don't understand how the majority of americans think.... and reading this letter just confirms it even more.

With this kind of thing as a representation of where they stand, the left will lose more and more seats and more and more power until they dissolve into a forgotten joke.

stocktrader23 · 11-08-2004, 02:44 PM

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Originally posted by sperbonzo
They should take a look at the number of counties in the "blue states" that were red. If they want to secede they are going to only be able to take major cities with them.

The left is only going to go further and further into the fringes.....they just don't understand how the majority of americans think.... and reading this letter just confirms it even more.

With this kind of thing as a representation of where they stand, the left will lose more and more seats and more and more power until they dissolve into a forgotten joke.

Here in the Blue States, Democrats and Republicans alike generate the lion's share of America's wealth, although it is you Reds who provide the lion's share of the stoop labor. You are our Mexicans, so to speak. We could not have accomplished the economic miracle that is America without your willing capitulation to a system that lies to you and fucks you over at every turn.

sperbonzo · 11-08-2004, 02:46 PM

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Originally posted by stocktrader23
Here in the Blue States, Democrats and Republicans alike generate the lion's share of America's wealth, although it is you Reds who provide the lion's share of the stoop labor. You are our Mexicans, so to speak. We could not have accomplished the economic miracle that is America without your willing capitulation to a system that lies to you and fucks you over at every turn.

You're welcome!

Everyday, as I'm driving home in my 330 convertable to my place on the water with my boat docked out back.....I think back over my day of stoop labour and sigh with contentment, secure in the knowledge that I am being lied to and fucked over.

reynold · 11-08-2004, 03:05 PM

The never ending battle of the blue and the red.

BRISK · 11-08-2004, 03:17 PM

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Your agricultural universities will continue issuing Ph.D.s in football, and bogus Protestant Evangelical and Fundamentalist theology, and how to jerk off a bull safely.

BRISK · 11-08-2004, 03:19 PM

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You can continue believing, as Republican Party brainwashing has persuaded you, that we, your neighbors, are your enemies. You can believe that we have no morals; that we pimp out our teenage daughters for Internet porn; that we eat babies; that we are all gay; that we are cowards on the battlefield; and that we want to run your lives and give you AIDS.

BRISK · 11-08-2004, 03:20 PM

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Here in the Blue States, Democrats and Republicans alike generate the lion's share of America's wealth, although it is you Reds who provide the lion's share of the stoop labor. You are our Mexicans

CET · 11-08-2004, 03:32 PM

That letter isn't convincing at all, it comes off as elitist snobbery. One minute the letter writer is insulting the red states, and the next he's trying to play up to them as though they are long lost pals, after that he goes back to telling them how inferior they are and how "us blue state people have straight white teeth". What a fuckin arrogant snob!

titmowse · 11-08-2004, 03:35 PM

i get it. but i'm a blue woman living in a red state.

BRISK · 11-08-2004, 04:27 PM

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Originally posted by CET
it comes off as elitist snobbery.

I think that's the point.

It's also what makes it so funny.

CET · 11-08-2004, 05:32 PM

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Originally posted by BRISK
I think that's the point.

It's also what makes it so funny.

Sometimes it's hard to tell when something is serious and when it is satire. This is one of those times.

colpanic · 11-08-2004, 07:03 PM

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Originally posted by CET
That letter isn't convincing at all, it comes off as elitist snobbery. One minute the letter writer is insulting the red states, and the next he's trying to play up to them as though they are long lost pals, after that he goes back to telling them how inferior they are and how "us blue state people have straight white teeth". What a fuckin arrogant snob!

It's difficult to make a convincing argument and include a bit about jerking off bulls

But it is funny!

11-08-2004, 02:31 PM	#1
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11-08-2004, 02:40 PM	#2
sperbonzo I'd rather be on my boat. Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Location: Miami, FL Posts: 9,748	They should take a look at the number of counties in the "blue states" that were red. If they want to secede they are going to only be able to take major cities with them. The left is only going to go further and further into the fringes.....they just don't understand how the majority of americans think.... and reading this letter just confirms it even more. With this kind of thing as a representation of where they stand, the left will lose more and more seats and more and more power until they dissolve into a forgotten joke. __________________ Michael Sperber / Acella Financial LLC/ Online Payment Processing [email protected] / http://Acellafinancial.com/ ICQ 177961090 / Tel +1 909 NET BILL / Skype msperber

11-08-2004, 03:32 PM	#9
CET Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 2,754	That letter isn't convincing at all, it comes off as elitist snobbery. One minute the letter writer is insulting the red states, and the next he's trying to play up to them as though they are long lost pals, after that he goes back to telling them how inferior they are and how "us blue state people have straight white teeth". What a fuckin arrogant snob! __________________ Alt Journals, Blogs for Perverts! Fitness and nutrition writer, and UNIX/Linux Sys Ad in training "Just as a man who has fallen into a heap of filth ought to seek the great pond of water covered with lotuses, which is near by: even so seek thou for the great deathless lake of Nirvana to wash off the defilement of wrong. If the lake is not sought, it is not the fault of the lake."

11-08-2004, 03:35 PM	#10
titmowse Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: TEXAS Posts: 5,320	i get it. but i'm a blue woman living in a red state. __________________ I still love everybody

11-08-2004, 03:05 PM	#5
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	The never ending battle of the blue and the red.